Mfw an Amerilard was fat near me

>mfw an Amerilard was fat near me

Lel

>tf
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>mfw a mexican was not only fat but also short and headless thank fuck nowhere near me

t. Cheng Qinshan

>mfw a Mexican was deported near me

t. Inbred manlet

>mfw a Mexican was eliminated in the Round of 16 near me

>implying your team goes any further
you didn't even pass the groupstage in Germany 2006 lmao

It's funny because your country abandoned the fray in Syria after the Russian Ministry of Defense said they would target flying objects belonging to the international coalition. But at the same time you provide Daesh with cannon fodder. Pic related.

I can think of at least one time >we made it past the Round of 16...

Mexicans are universally manlets and marry their cousins, so you might wanna rethink that Paco.

they have, tho

>make fun of americans being fat
>literally get crushed to death by your own countrymen
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>marry their cousins
not true Cletus, only your kind does that

>marry their cousins

What the fuck? We don't do that. We fuck them, but we don't marry them. Ew.

Aren't your woman typically as wide as they are tall?

did the b team at the copa america in 2011 really sneak in trannies to their hotel?
is that why vela left for 3 years??

>implying you wouldnt

The 2011 copa america incident wasn't about trannies, but they did caught them banging hookers,

the trannies in hotel was after a friendly game in 2010 l think

i vaguely remember hearing about it back then, but only caught wind of there being trannies years later online. i can't find any articles/info about it today though.

>is that why vela left for 3 years??

After a friendly in Monterrey they did sneak hookers into their hotel rooms, yeah (including at least one tranny). Word on the street, however, is that when news of this got out, the players who were married throw the unmarried ones under the bus,Vela included, to save their own asses. Apparently Vela got rightfully buttmad that the Mexican FA went along with this and that's why he refused calls for years

>mfw an Amerilard was fat near me

>mfw i was fat near an american

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>Le perro diciendo pendejadas

I'm always up for remixed memes lads.

fuck that bald cunt t.b.h.

>hating on LCIM

>not hating on him
He's a cuck that choked at the 2010 final vs Spain "boring tikitaka" team

manlets detected ayyy get it cuz they dint deny it :D

l won't deny this is a manlet country but personally I'm 1.89 m tall so I couldn't care less about the manlets near me

wouldnt

congratulations on the only relevant thing you've accomplished

lmao still mad José?

Mexican beisbol thread?

Jamal Bilal

I want to marry my cousin. I love her very much, fuck you.

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Remember when we eliminated you from the world cup?

inbreeding is mostly a Muslim thing

muh whiteness in mexico, besides that she's average

Ironic, since you know, Carlos Vela will most certainly end up in MLS at some point in his career.

MFW a mexican was sent back far away from me

You mean after the Dutch should have had 3 guys sent off?

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