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Canadian infantry reporting for duty!

Love will tear us apart again

>People from countries halfway across the world can now gay roleplay with each other on a Malinese furniture assembly Q&A

Globalism was a mistake

>tfw you feel obligated to (You) the person that (You)'d you

need asian gf

SWAV (Special Weapons And Virgins) reporting in

Pay respects

get in line

*cuts in line*

All true /cum/patriots report in
Stop giving this fruitcake attention

*taps on your shoulder and tells you to go back to the back of the line*

*makes a scene*

...

WORL STAHR

i am the eagle in the sky about to dive down on that man

is asian gf is the BMW of gfs

You can do at least 10 pullups, right user?

What kind of girl would date a guy that can't even do 10 pullups?

>leafs will slaughter cute snow puppies

SMDH

*Sucker punches you*
BOOM SLEEP BRUH

im so uploading jamal kicking ur ass on world star n all of my girlfriends r gonna see

Real thread

typical californian, totally out of touch with the realities of the real world.

Don't remind me please

Night of the living leaf

Cum POWER Ranking

1. Everyone else

===POWER GAP===

9999. Thread splitters

Canada, don't you fucking dare, you stupid thot

How do I shitalian shartmerican, get a white gf?

have you tried being rich

>American splits the thread
>but proceeds to post in mine

I'm middle class pleb

i know german fag posted this but one of my favorite thing is asian girls that paint their nails colored in, like, idk, a bright, i guess pastel color.

so cute.

>have to wake up at 430am again tomorrow
i almost wanna no call no show until i just get fired so i don't have to quit

B-but racism is wrong! Also it's towards my own race

>See this
What do

i've had an ex jack me off with her feet before
would do again. i miss her... :_:

what are your gf requirements?
pic related are mine
>pic related

...

huge breasts

Get off work in an hour
What do I get for dinner boys

Pls no Mickey D's

I want a gf who'll call me onii-chan

Make something at home you pleb.

im mostly thinking about girls finger nails, but... ya that sounds really fun too q.q

flat chest

Wendy's

anime

Am I white?

no

Pretty much none. Just waiting for a girl to make it clear she won't have me hauled off for harassment

You look like Groucho Marx, so no.

5 guys

Whataburger

Lol no

You can't eat anime silly

do vaginas taste like sweet honey jack daniels?

[spoiler] it does right :3 [/spoiler]

I hope everyone ITT is making their own patties for the 4th of July.

You can eat anime
I can tell you never had sex before

I'm honestly so desperate to be accepted.
I could join a cult
>Need a job
>Need some friends
I will offer complete submission in exchange for those things

>friends
don't understand the point really

I'm the same.

>he always replies to my posts after a large break
Whatcha doin'?

>he doesn't know

world literally peaked in 1998.
Hopefully my next life I'll be an American Teenager born in suburban Pennsylvania in January 1981.

just had some cookies n milk

>using spoilers like this is some fag board

There is nothing wrong with racemixing.

Yeah, the kids always look attrac-

I've come to accept it. White women are broken

>anglo vs med

...

untrue

USA just beat Canada 52-16 to qualify for the 2019 rugby World Cup

*thinks about what he should be working on to get a gf*

i guess this will be what my and my therapist talk about on tuesday, i have some ideas but im not sure.

Anyone else here hate Italian Americans?

Very glad I'm not attracted to black women then.

no

Honestly the list of changes I would have to go through to get a GF is so extensive it makes me feel like I don't want one

Some Californian looking slut with a Bernie bumper sticker almost crashed into my car in the parking lot today. When will we deal with the Californian menace?

>When will we deal with the Californian menace?

>>When will we deal with the Californian menace?

If the US ever implodes, first thing Texas is doing is declaring war on California.

Just went through all my youtube subscriptions and unsubbed from every channel I don't frequent.

I had 750+ subs now I have 255

my eyes hurt

i mean i had to work on some obvious big stuff for a long while that stopped me having any chance of me getting a gf.

i feel like right now i've done the hard 80% of the work. and now i need to just do that last 20%. i could probably just barely get a gf this year if i didn't improve at all from now on.

did you know california has a travel ban on texas? lmao

hola

kys

>>>When will we deal with the Californian menace?

and our sleeper cells in Austin will take you apart from the inside

>having over 12 subscriptions
ah yes hello normie pretending to be autistic

...

Yes. Thank god, too. The travel ban is supposed to keep Californians out of Texas.
Your sleeper cells will do nothing. They're all noodlearmed homosexuals.

>Not subscribing to all your favorite artists' channels, as well as, stuff you have no interest on ever doing like aquariums, nails, and dessert making.

my channel is over 10 years old, I don't think it would be possible to only be subbed to 12 people

but I did find some old gems I forgot about while going through all my subs like this:

youtu.be/nL60hgTVPa0

Boipucci always prevails

unbelievable they're acting like a country of their own trying to separate from their fellow states... over something retarded (homo marriage?)
willing to leave them leave hahah

he meant channels you're subscribed to bud

What does it need to happen to convince Trump climate change is real?

Why are people watching your channel?

I hope they try to leave. That way we can invade them for it and raze their cities.