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BRITISH & IRISH LIONS PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOME OF RUGBY

Lions 13-7 NZ Provincial Barbarians
Lions 16-22 Blues*
Lions 12-3 Poosaders
Lions 22-23 Highlanders*
Lions 32-10 Maori All Blacks
Lions 34-6 Chiefs
*NZ Rugby Good Guys™

>Sat 24 June
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland

>Tues 27 June
19:35 Lions v Hurricanes. Wellington
>Sat 1 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington
>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland

INTERNATIONALS

>Fri 23 June
18:00 Wales v Samoa
>Sat 24 June
14:30 Fiji v Scotland
17:00 Australia v Italy
17.40 Japan v Ireland
>Sun 25 June
3:00 RSA v France
4:00 Romania v Brazil
7:00 Canada v USA
7.15 Argentina v Georgia

*all times RWCT*

NO SUPER RUGBY TILL 1 JULY LADS

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Chiefs to win SR

LFWRLABM

Official thread?

*stomach gurgles*

*farts*

*rumbles*

its almost test time lads

what do i get for dinner boys, i've barely eaten all day and i'm gonna get a take away

Lamb shanks with lamb lollipops for dessert

Get a green thai or red thai duck curry.

*wews*

Scotland

Feeling a bit fluey lads. Worried that I just got injected with autism rather than the flu vaccine this year.

based poomoa lads

>flu vaccine
Are you old and decrepit lad?

...

No, my work was offering it for free and I have an immunocompromised gf.

Unless you are on your last legs you should never get shots like that.

What was the shot called?

seasonal flu shots are common in civilised society lad

why's she immunocompromised

Rugger.

rubgy

is

Delete this post right now.

Will they be able to handle him?

>What was the shot called?

The flu vaccine...

Jesus try to keep up.

Treatment for an autoimmune disease.

Don't give her AIDS lad. Could be fatal

wales

samoa?

Hopefully.

I barely knew her!

elite rugby knowledge

>Wales almost getting beat by Samoa
My wew detectors are off the charts!

Waking up now. How was Cymru x Samoa?

woeful on both sides

wales clinched it

samoa lost barely, wales played like shite

Apparently a nice damage control from Samoa after being run over by NZ. Score?

17-19 to Wales

Thanks

no problemo homo

Canada x US of A is WCQ playoff. 1st leg. Who win shall get Americas 1 slot and loser shall play against Uruguay for Americas 2 one (scheduled for january and february).

this isn't me

I have literally no idea what to get to eat

go shoot a lion and eat that

boer food

Eat an albino.
Fills you up and kills the AIDS.

Nandos.
Hot burger with wedges extra pineapple and a slice of cheese + a hot 1/4 chicken leg

bean and rice

Eat a dick.

yeah mate

*pisses on you*

road kill

*start being myself*
*start drowning in pussy*

whoa....

its that simple mate

So, predictions for tomorrow lads?

>>Scenario 1
BIL applies their successful formula against the Chiefs and Maori by putting in a rock solid defence. 3x3 table goes on for 65 minutes before the Lions stamina gives out and the ABs unleash their attack to win with 3 tries to 1.

>>Scenario 2
The BIL gel and peak at just the right time to put on a near perfect performance to defeat a rusty All Blacks with 4 tries to 3

>>Scenario 3
Eden Park Voodoo strikes and the Lions drop their collective balls entirely. All Black cruise to a comfortable victory with 5 tries to 1.

Tldr we'll win

lions try their regular routine of shit stirring, irking around and hoping to get a rise out of AB's. AB react but snap quickly back to footy everytime, and quicker than what the lions hope for. lions start making more mistakes and every small mistake is jumped on by the AB's for a 2 try win.

Sam Cane gets a yellow.

It's the only watchable game before French refs destroy the last 2 tests.

tough first 20 with the first try being scored in the 30s

lions hold out for the rest of the half then the flood gates open after the half

>blaming french refs

getting the urge to fuck a korean again lads

All Blacks let the Lions have 60% possession. Four tries to one.

>commenting without understanding

>Sam Cane gets yellowed
>Reiko Ioane scores the first try
>AB's score 7 tries
>ALB named man of the match
>Cruden gets injured

Prove me wrong /rug/

French refs are literally the most cancerous thing to ever happen to rugby as a sport

*blows whistle8

*misses forward pass*

Imagine if the Umpire's boat in Bermuda on Sunday was entirely French.

>coming off the bench
>man of the match
it'll go to read for heroically playing with a broken thumb and doing little else

sonny bill scores a try and then dabs towards mecca

>MOTM off the bench
Found the casual lads.

But what about Wayne Barnes?

*Allows the Lions to be 5m offside*

>tackler doesn't roll away
>ref says advantage
>offside
>blocking
>offside again
>tackler doesn't roll away again
>player pests around the ruck offside and forces a knock on off the half back
*ref blows the whistle*
>Chiefs knock on lions scrum

>this isn't the shitty French refs fault
Please explain how that wasn't the most refballed game ever huebro
French refs also tend to like the sound of their own voice and whistle and it puts off the more flowing free style of SH rugby so of course we don't like French refs

*inconsistently refs*

Gonna claim the 500th post in the /cric/ thread for Rugby lads, wish me luck

*watches ball fly into the lineout crooked*

all good play on

*awards penalty try*

you lost m8 but rugby won in the end

Only kiwi casuals hate Barnes now. How can you not love this:

youtube.com/watch?v=2EV-aM3j0kg

Don't forget about the Crusaders game lad. Pretty much all of what you just said could apply to that too.

Beat you to it mate
>76712980

Which one of you fuckers stole my thunder?

Imagine being a Saffa

Imagine being a phone poster.

NZ rugby is too habitued with loose interpretations of Laws of Game and struggle when any refereeing with stricter interpretations

Imagine posting on /cric/.

Based favela man

Get a load of this guy

crotty goes down early if god is merciful

>not bullying /cric/
Spotted the freshie

But you're the schmuck who gets BTFO by cric on a regular basis.

you cant argue that compared to gardner the french referees were awfully inconsistent

I enjoy seeing Dylan Hartley getting his comeuppance, but Wayne Barnes is fastidious as hell

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Welsh are up

>schmuck

>stricter interpretations
Those Frenchies let the Lions get away with a shit ton. They're as far from strict as you can get.

*flushes again*

just did a big one, won't stay down

Just took a massive Welsh.

lads my welshman flushed itself before i could get him into the lions

what the fuck do i do? gatland will be furious

t. Gets bullied on /cric/ and /rug/

*dabs to the left*

Just dropped a massive South African Rugby lads