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Day of the Leaf Edition

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Canadians
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Canadians
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Canadians
wolframalpha.com/input/?i=((x²-25)/(x²+5x))/((xy+6x-5y-30)/(5x-15))
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fuck leafs

Protect leafs

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>independent
>still answer to the queen of england

*Queen of Canada
ftfy

There is no Queen of England.
Our Head of State is the Queen of Canada

一个叶子

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are you cute chinese girl?

need Denmark

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This isn't really that funny and wasn't funny even before everyone saw it 10000 times sweaty ;)

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>This isn't really that funny and wasn't funny even before everyone saw it 10000 times sweaty ;)

LOVE that cat

None of those le ebin jap poster screencaps are funny

Islamaphobe here AMA

This

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Have you ever considered nuking Canada?

>have trouble sleeping as it is because it's too fucking hot
>now there's a bunch of fireworks to make it worse

youtube.com/watch?v=NayUVABzkAA

I invented the word "whichm'st"

Countrys we should start being friends with

1. China
2. Iran
3. Mexico

Countrys we should stop being friends with

1. Saudi Arabia
2. G*rmany
3. Pakistan

tfw if any girl demonstrated even a remote interest in me I would go out with her because I would be too afraid to let my only chance slip

latimes.com/local/education/la-me-intermediate-algebra-qa-20170630-htmlstory.html

you shouldn't even be allowed to get into college if you cant solve that

>american education

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>Countrys we should start being friends with
>1. China

Im trying to picture the audience for this music and im coming up with nothing

>wh*te """""people""""

> How necessary is intermediate algebra, a high school-level course on factoring trinomials, graphing exponential functions and memorizing formulas that most non-math or science students will rarely use in everyday life or for the rest of college? A growing number of educators have challenged this long-held gold standard of math in California, particularly at a time when two-year colleges are under increasing pressure to improve completion rates. More than 3 out of 4 community college students in California cannot pass the placement exam and are forced to take one, two or more semesters of remedial math. Discouraged or frustrated, most drop out before ever earning a degree.


Fucking Chicanos.

I feel your pain user...

me
i'm the audience

nani desu des

>Wouldn't even know where to begin solving this

I'm hungry

Fuck me i've got no idea where to start
I know X^2/X^2 cancels out so you can just take it out of the left side but i'm clueless after that

Discovered some of my friends have been frequenting hookers at asian massage parlors

got to (x-5)/x ÷ [x(y+6) -5(y-6)]/5(x-3)]

Ive forgotten a lot

okay so i was messing around with excel.

if i learned korean, japanese, or chinese as a hobby. with korean or japanese, im basically equally unlikly to meet a girl that speaks either.

chinese is more likely, but i don't want to learn chinese. not sure how i feel.

You can't solve an equation with two variables dumbshit
Well you can but it would mean that you've found one of a shitload of answers, not THE answer

>I know X^2/X^2 cancels out

user, i don't know how to tell you this.....

just learn what you like dorkus

My neighbourhood seems to be getting seedier by the day. saw a homeless man sleeping in someone's front yard on my street this afternoon

step 1. move to the lower mainland
step 2. fuck a westernised asian girl, no learning any other language needed

problem solved

ah yes, Toronto

>learning language to get a girl
You should be making it so they learn a language just to get with you

I'm good at math but I haven't done any in a year so I'm lost.

>tfw didn't know this
I didn't get past algebra 1 in high school

Have you losers thought about fucking a nonasian girl perhaps?

i'm just thinking about stuff.
nah im not thinking about it like im learning a language to get a girl, im just trying to figure out if learning a language could be a social hobby.

idk...

>Countrys we should stop being friends with

>2. G*rmany

Been talking to this girl online and she says to me "I wish you would have told me you had a girlfriend".

Never mentioned it to her, it's not on any social media at all. I only have a facebook and it doesn't use my name and I don't have anything listed there.

Honestly spooped as fuck as to how she found out

>state wont let you graduate from community college
just take social starts
you have to us SPSS but all of the operations are outlined in a book
easy as pie

>I didn't get past algebra 1 in high school

how the fuck did you graduate

They hate us.
We hate them.
Simple as

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I took algebra 1, geometry, intro to algebra 2, then dropped out of algebra 2 after a month

>could probably solve that but I won't because I don't have to

every day of my teenage life onwards

go home Hans

lol these will be fun to read:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Canadians
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Canadians
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Canadians

Yellow skinned women bring nothing but shame

I solved that shit like in les than 30 seconds in my mind.

You guys dont deserve me

LITERALLY me

Got this far before realizing that the red arrow was a Y and not an X meaning all my work was crap

I'm a computer science student

Maybe you should fuck off then

ironically enough I mentioned that a thread or so ago, so you could check the general or maybe even the archive to find out

k y s nerd

>breaks down x^2+5x to x+ sqrt(5x)

a number I dont know texted me by name telling me they did an "MPC essential upgrade but it won't unlock. What do I do?"

what the fuck? is this a scam?

think again darling

>good face and good body
Go Latina

>good body and good personality
Go White

>good face and good personality
Go Asian

>go home Hans

I was basing it on another Californian poster desu. You're more of a "holding up the graph" kind of Californian.

>asians
>good faces

now theres a funny joke

that's the answer to the question, not the solution to the problem

She didn't solved it she simplified it

>asian girls? not a fan.
>anime? yes please.

I wish, everyone i met in college would be able to solve that quickly

you guys are just brainless desu

NOBODY here goes off on southern California more than I do

another Canada Day sitting at home instead of watching the fireworks

ive never been to california but between infographics and memes norcal looks a lot better

>good body, good face and good personality
Go Black

Or perhaps you are afraid of being rejected by society for not having a gf.

Do you guys realize that shit can't be solved not because it has two variables but because it isn't a equation?

Speaking of coasties

Sacramento used to. "Firebomb SoCal" was his catchphrase. You're more along the lines of calling red states welfare queens.

do you realize that you're being a know it all twat and we're still correct?

Here
wolframalpha.com/input/?i=((x²-25)/(x²+5x))/((xy+6x-5y-30)/(5x-15))

No one has to solve this by hand today.

Firebomb SoCal AND NorCal.

What hobbies have gotten you to interact with girls?

$250

>spent the entire day (literally about 12 hours) playing EUIV as milan. I fucking hate EUIV too. Drinking some beer now though and I'm going on a drive with some friends tomorrow to the beach.


How was your Saturday boys?

Leave norCal alone

it is

DnD, ironically enough

>paying to fuck a thot
Sad!

Deal