/f1/ - Formula 1 general - Joyless Palmer edition

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>News
Palmer crashed
Verstappen crashed
Alonso's car failed

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Why did it take this long for anyone to realize that curry tits was incompetent?

GIMI

PALMER OUT
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>Palmer crashed
>Verstappen crashed
>Alonso's car failed

"news"

Also reminder than Palmer will be BTFO by a driver with one hand in September and he started behaving like a prick because of that

t. mad Monisha wouldn't give preferential treatment to Eric's son's money

This deserves to be posted twice

She almost got all the teams assets ceased by the austrailian court once.
Doesn't seem that competent to me.

9th for Victoria Thiccstappen to sit on my face

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>all the teams assets

100% of nothing is nothing

:^)

>Thiccstappen
There are not enough words to describe how disgusting you are

Exactly.
She is leaving the team in a much worse state than what it was in when she begun as a team principal.
That whole legal debacle is just an exanmple of that she has no bussiness running a team in the first place.

You mean Fridgestappen?

>/f1/ posts Victoria's Instagram pics and Youtube videos
>/f1/ makes fun of Victoria for being chubby
>Victoria stops posting on Instagram and Youtube
>one German flag starts posting pics of Victoria where she looks thin

Really makes you wonder who the "German" really is...

Get in line, hans.

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WE

it's a local girl takes the floor episode

Stefania

ricky btfo

i'd arrive-a-ma-benis in her bagina.

is this game as boring as real F1 these days? deciding between this and Dirt

>Nigger not even WC
>still in the foreground like last game
Cucktivision can't stop slurping year after year.

Not so fast, Mohammad

BOTTAS WHERE REEEEEEEEEE

amx btfo

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car '77 at the bottom
Kimi is there as well

Sophie Ogg on the left

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Dirt is even more boring

McLaren-Renault confirmed

>77
nice digits

Didn't notice it was his car because Merc changed to blue numbers for him

remember, no eye contact

Get a real sim.

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Hmmmmm....

What tyres should I give amd amx for the memeball tournament? U, SS or S?

Wet

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>real sim aka "game" with no content to play

Official F1 games are deemed simcade by the sim racing community because they are not no-nonsense simulators based on the ISI motor engine, sporting graphics from ten years ago.

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Not an option unfortunately, I can only pick a slick.

>Jock Clear went full JUST when he was in his 20s

wew

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ultras, lad

also have you got a gold GAJ coming off the bench?

van der Garde does interviews now?

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>Rob Smedley
more like Rock Smedley

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>also have you got a gold GAJ coming off the bench?

fuck, you found my reddit account

did Villeneuve beat him up?

>this mad casual fin who is too stupid for AMS is still wasting his life here

LMAOING @ your life nerd.

Technically, the bully is on both covers so it should be amx btfo

motoring related perro caca only please.

it's fitting that they both went bald in their 20s though

Just realised kek.

nice to see Nick Heidfeld back in F1

jacques been running his mouth again?

looks like they're about to beat the shit out of him.

>*blocks your path*
wat do ??

You're really rustled by the existence of a half-black guy in this sport, aren't you?

Jacques got banned from Williams garage/hospitality because he wouldn't stop shitting on Stroll

*sprays*

fuck off you baguette

How did he do it?

Is Choco, dare I say it, exposed today?

>Accounts tell of an incident at Monza where in a joint helicopter ride Senna had been showing off his new tailor-made briefcase. Having been made of carbon fibre composite, Senna argued that it was virtually indestructible. Berger opened the door of the helicopter and threw the briefcase out, to Senna's disbelief. Berger asserted innocently that he only sought to test the hypothesis.

Was Berger F1's OG bully?

Today?

FTFY

He was exposed last year and again in Sochi and Monaco. Today is the latest

don't worry, I won't ;^)

Only 100 people play Automobilista, get the fuck out of here with your niche Venezuelan low-budget "games". You are like those faggots on Sup Forums who see people discussing Star Wars and they barge in saying "DUDE I only watch films made by Tapкóвcкий and Buñuel... in reverse... on half speed... get on my level fucking plebs LMAO"

Can I rent Automobilista, iRacing or Assetto Corsa from my local library? NO! But F1 games or your mom I can.

KEK. Finally did something worthwhile starting this stinky french "meme"
Feelsgoodman.jpg

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Honda probably paid an extra 5 million to have it say "McLaren" and not "Honda" in negative lists like this

nvm, it's actually the teams
saw it happen another time though

>Victoria is actually anime german

What a twist, I hope she liked my fanfic.

>Putting a guy with as many points as Giovanazzi on the cover
Why?

Him and alesi once flipped Todt's Lancia at Fiorano, so I'd say yes

No. He will get pole tomorrow. Cap this.

Isn't that the guy that lost the WDC twice against Lewis, and only managed to fluke a single WDC by Lewis' engines blowing up?

>three world championships

>no one has saved her livestream

Sad

Was gone by the time I woke up :(((((((((((((

was about to post that one when that post got a (You)

>Berger's pranks continued at his new team for 1993, Scuderia Ferrari. Specifically, at the Fiorano Circuit a day before the launch of that season's new F1 car, Berger and his then new teammate, Jean Alesi, decided to take a nearby roadcar for a spin. Unbeknownst to them, that roadcar was team director Jean Todt's new specially made Lancia Y10. Because of the view that Alesi was driving conservatively, Berger decided to apply the handbrake causing the Lancia to flip upon their return to the pits, skidding upside down centimeters away from their yet-to-be unveiled new F1 car. Alesi was sent to the hospital. Later when Todt enquired about his roadcar, Berger conceded the two had put some "slight curb marks on the roof".

Hilarious.

10/10 OP

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>A further incident followed in which Berger replaced Senna's passport photo with what Ron Dennis described as "an equivalent-sized piece of male genitalia" (although other media accounts refer to a black pair of breasts). Senna's fame meant he rarely had his passport checked, but on a later trip to Argentina, Berger's prank resulted in officials holding the Brazilian for 24 hours. As a response to this gag, Senna superglued all of Berger's credit cards together.

>spraying over sweat
Oh shit nigga what are you doing.

did the monkey steal her chin?

This is adorable.

he couldn't make it to the cover shoot, he spun and crashed on his way to the studio

Because he was voted as the most liked driver in F1

Beautiful wife and kids + wcs> 3wcs

Nico wins agan

>Top level driver makes a rare mistake in the highest level of Motorsport in the world

>HURR DID HE JUST EXPOSE HIMSELF??
>WHAT A SHIT DRIVER!!!
>is he, dare I say it, FINISHED??

/F1/ is simply straight retarded.

>Joliano Palmetti

1 second off your new teammate's pace is not a rare mistake.

>Alonso even looks disappointed on the fucking video game

not particularly funny when mirrored unfortunately