Canadian hate thread

Canadian hate thread

canada's pretty cool, i like their maple syrup and bacon. also hockey is nice

Oi nah mate, leave France's son alone.

>Canadians prep the bull, literally

Inb4 some Canadian gets buttblasted and decided to attack the USA for some reason

Whenever a nation gets bantered on they always go apeshit over America for some reason lol

The only non degenerates are nationalists. Quebecquois, all the other should be nuked.

Canada is cool.
Especially during the winters.

Those damm Canadians... Aboot time someone hates them eh?

But what about the fat fuck Americans? Fuck off, limey anglo shit fag. The U.S. is by far the worst country on here and you attack Canada?

Get out of here you rite cunt I don't need your bullshit m8.

this doesn't need a thread whole Sup Forums is basically a Canada hate board

>The only non degenerates are nationalists. Quebecquois

Oh boy...

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eh buddy calm down there hey

this is aboot you, not us

I never been to canada, but I figure living there is like loving in the woods. So I don't get why they hate guns. Because it would probably be a great place to live if you could just have guns

You can easily get guns in Canada, though
Good luck trying to get one in my country legally

The francophones know their frog language is dying, viva quebec from a fag is not saying much.

No. Quebec will always be a part of Canada. A lot of them are based. They have a strong slut culture there, and they are quite degenerate, but at the same time, many of them are upstanding people.

And yet you just let people smoke weed flippantly like you live in some kind of unincorporated anarchist frontier settlement.

We don't like criminality and guns to shoot people but to hunt, you can get any gun you want that has a long barrel, and is single action. We don't like criminality here, at all if that makes sense and we trust our governments.

Also the woods is gets pretty inhospitable pretty quick. The injuns have like free land up there and they kill themselves to readily. You cannot live in isolation.

>says someone who's never been to canada

literally the worst, most pathetic country in the world.

To give you the correct image of most of canada, imagine that you traveled to a wall-mart in the american midwest, picked up all the people and used them to colonize a nation.

Once landing the former wall-mart chubbos only know how to build shit that looks like a wall-mart, so that's what 90% of the towns look like. Now, add in some french memers, make the weather worse than england, and the people bland as oatmeal and about as intelligent too, and there you have canada.

Say the rootless rice nigger.

It's not, most of canada is like the american midwest but with tiny ""highways"", boring unfriendly people, and no sense of identity whatsoever.

rootless? dude, we are canadians first and foremost. your faggot president de Gaulle tried to divide us by coming here and shouting some separatist bs, but we ain't french. we are canadian , a nation that actually has the resources to provide for its own people. for fuck sakes, you faggots have 1/16th of the land we do.

I bet I could beat up every single person in Canada, all 3 of them.

Yeah, how about meeting up with somewhere so we can fight? Faggot.

Alright, let's do it right now. Time and place I'm ready to go. Pic related is how I look, you'll know me when you see me.

kek

>muh land

You have less than half our PIB (while doping you economy with natural ressources).
You have as much influence on the world as Belgium and that's kind of an insult since nothing never happened in your colony.

Only a rice nigger could think a fucking surface means anything.
Go drink some syrup and fuck a dog since that's the kind of activity you degenerates seems to love.
You will be a muslim-chinese country by 2100 anyway.

HAHA wow I could kick your ASS. So easy. Faggot!!!!!

Waiting on that time and place c'mon sport.

give him the time and place pussy puckcuck bitch

Meet me at the border south of Ottawa in 3 hours, FAGGOT.

This has to be bait

Well I own pistols you can't even carry a knife, yes their are lots of cucks from Toronto or Vancouver but trust me when I say you better pick yourself up by your bootstraps if you decide to venture outside of those two cities regions, the rest of us Canadians are the silent majority

You can own pistols too retard and I would love to shoot me a nigger that broke into my house but our country is to fucked to allow self defence as a right

Canada is literally a trailer park full of liberals and old people. Everything in Canada is either a strip mall or a trailer park. Canada is also a bunch of socialist fucks who voted themselves "free" healthcare and know it sucks but defend it anyways. The ones with money come to the United States for better quality healthcare. The only good thing about Canada is you can own and drive a R34 Skyline GTR. That's it, I've spent some time looking and that's it.

You have no experience of the north and probably don't know a single native

You two. Don't forget the lube and latex condoms.

We inherited the baby boomers mess as did you

>PIB
wtf is that?
speak english, french is not spoken in this world nor is it relevant.

Our health care is better than the shit that pass as yours in America. I lived in 3 states, I visited 5 hospitals. They were ghetto as fuck. Health insurance makes sense. It isn't socialist. It just makes sense the same way paying for defense or roads make sense, and the trailer park shit is bs. There is a lot of land out there.

dude, i deal with natives all the time and where the fuck is north to you? north bay?