Honestly how can plebs not understand this movie

Honestly how can plebs not understand this movie

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>Hi I'm Dr "Mann"

I was wondering what the imagery was there. I could see that it was deliberate imagery, but couldn't think of what. And I got an A in film. Pfft.

she isnt wrong you know

They do. The movie explains everything.

What was there to understand?

I understand it, I just think it's not good at all. Capisce?

>time moves at different speeds for different people
LMAO yeah right nolan

Seriously where does this guy get his ideas?

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It could be true. Science still can't explain soulmates and stuff.

>stand next to black hole
>call someone on earth with cell phone
>have hour long conversation.

Apparently since 1 hour for you would be like 100 years back home, every word you say will sound really slow, and they will die before you finish your conversation.

Explain why time moves differently on the planets and how he could push the book and shit in the wonky cube dimension

i understand it, i just think it's stupid up it's own ass

Physicist here, who saw it with a group of physicist colleagues. If you like the film don't watch it with physicists. That goes for most films really.

DUDE LOVE LMAO

>It could be true. Science still can't explain made up superstitions and stuff.

Fuck this board really

How was he not crushed in the blackhole? Even near its event horizon would kill you just because the huge gradient between the side of you nearest the hole and the side of you furthest.

How could you push books and shit from the black hole? Why was he suddenly on the same time scale as her? If aliens wanted him to send a message, why not just fax it over. The odds of her keeping the same broken watch her whole life are anemic.

I hope you're joking.

I think the only way to look at it is to say the movie is fantasy sci-fi with more in common with Farscape or Star Trek than 2001

>Called Interstellar
>When really it should be called Intergalactic
What was Nolan thinking? Does he hate the Beastie Boys?

if i put my penis into a black hole, will it get a succ?

>really really trying to enjoy the emotional core of the movie and the great visuals
>keep doing the calculation in my head to find what their velocity must be so that they time dilate 20 years in 15 minutes

>something in the back of my mind keeps nagging me about why they had a multistage rocket launch in the beginning if they just have a shuttle capable of escaping atmosphere like something from Star Wars

Some days I wish I could be a pleb again

Kekerinos

>how did he not get crushed

If a black hole is big enough you can pass by the event horizon without hitting the spaghettification zone. High Gravity isn't like pressure, you won't just be crushed like something at the bottom of the sea or inside a gas giant. You need something providing a Normal force for you to actually be crushed against something.

>how did he push books

Fuckin magic.

This. I appreciated that it tried to "look" realistic though.

Black holes actually don't suck, they interact gravitationally with their surroundings the same way anything else does. Well, until it falls in.

but this is a movie usually only liked by plebs.

I'm talking about the force gradient.

Think about standing next the horizon and putting your pinky in. That would kill you, because the force on side of your body is so much greater than the force on the other side.

Same thing near a black hole. Gravity goes as 1/r, force goes as 1/r^2 and the gradient of the force goes as 1/r^3. It would be insane near a black hole. The force on your left arm would be way greater than the force on your right arm.

Yeah totally. The thing is that the event horizon scales with the size of the black hole faster than the force gradient does at larger sizes, meaning that for very big black holes you really could pass through the event horizon without tearing apart.

Black holes with smaller event horizons would work exactly as you're imagining it.

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>>something in the back of my mind keeps nagging me about why they had a multistage rocket launch in the beginning if they just have a shuttle capable of escaping atmosphere like something from Star Wars
Because that would waste half the lander's fuel and there'd be no way to replace it, and they needed even more than they brought as it is

>no way to replace it

just use a different lander to shuttle to the ship and send it back down after. There was nothing to suggest they didn't have more of them.

>Your soulmate just happens to be one of the few hundred/thousand people you interact with throughout the first 30~ish years of your life

that really made me think

> (You)
>>no way to replace it
>just use a different lander to shuttle to the ship and send it back down after. There was nothing to suggest they didn't have more of them.
They said their pilots had only ever been in simulators, I took that to mean they didn't have any. They were the same ones Coop crashed in his flashbacks so they couod be out of production.

>love transcends time and space
>optimus transcends prime and face
>poetry transcends rhyme and mace
>niggers transcend crime and race

The implication is that if you have the engine tech necessary to make a shuttle that can reach escape velocity like that, then you're way beyond needing a multi stage rocket for anything.

Its like if in Top Gun the opening scene was a bunch of WW2 prop planes next to F-15's.

>passing through event-horizon
>your time and radial coordinates literally trade places
>""nah don't worry you'll be fine""

>interact with 100 people in 30 years

Lol

If you're not serious, this is a really, really good post that I like a lot. If your serious, Kill Yourself.

But if they onlyhave that one model of lander, is it really strong enough to carry up another of the same model, fully loaded with fuel, people and gear?

The novelization explains it as a need for secrecy. NASA was supposed to be a shell of its former self. Even the multistage rocket launch pissed off civies. If people knew NASA had been researching space ships and shit instead of corn, there would be riots.

breeding?

Are you lolling cos that's too high or too low? I mean in a serious way not just a kid in your class you don't speak to.

>love
>existing

well no you'll probably fry from the ungodly amount of high energy particles flying around.

I was thinking of a bigger, dedicated ground to earth cargo shuttle

I can dig that

During interstellar when he travels back in time to see his daughter I took a big red sharpie out of my prank bag and went up to the screen and started writing my critique of that piece of shit movie. Idk what happened but when I came back looked like they had replaced it.

Interstellar isn't perfect, but it really doesn't deserve all the reddit criticism it gets, especially the love line. The other characters shrug her off realistically, and it works with the ending where their love for each other lets them communicate.

But that's just my opinion.

>it works with the ending where their love for each other lets them communicate.

>thinks this is acceptable in a movie aimed at adults

>being a lonely jaded cynical fuck
Just kys

I feel you. This place is so overrun with normies, AND this is a interstellar thread. Any contact with 100 women in 30 years seems reasonable to me. 80% of them is school related.

not even anime has cringe lines like that

The problem is due to time dilation the universe would end before he got past the event horizon.

DUDE JUST
TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF
LMAO

Damn just enjoy the movie shit.

>gives legitimate reason that irked him and made the movie less enjoyable
>JUST ENJOY IT BRAH

you sure showed him, chad

have a beer don't be a fag

Sort of. Maybe. It's part of why black holes are so freaky.

I will, tonight.

Gonna watch Sing Street, heard that it's good, and I'm in the mood for something nice and sweet

I hope YOU're joking, you retard

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It really was a good movie up until this scene