/hoc/

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Is he Cell key material?

Draft 7 pm EST / 1 am CET

>NYR trade Stepan, Raanta to ARI for 7th overall and DeAngelo
>CHI trade Panarin, Motte, 6th for Saad, Forsberg, 2018 5th

20 million free cap space

We believe in one goal, the Saadfather Almighty, creator of possession and production, and of all tangibles seen and unseen. And in one Forward, Panik Christ, the only-begotten Son of Q, begotten of the Saadfather, Lamplight from Lamplight, true Goals from own Goals, begotten, not made, being of one substance with the Saadfather; by whom all production is made, who for us and for all bandwagon fans salvation came down from Rockford and was born of the Virgin Konroyd and made Manchild.

He was crucified under Carcillo Pilate, suffered, benched and was buried on the depth chart, and the third game he rose again, according to the Scoreboard, and ascended into the first line, and sitteth on the right hand of the Toews and the left hand of the Hossa, from thence he shall come again in glory, to score against the Preds and Leafs, whose cup drought will see no end.

I believe in the Foley-Olcyzk, the Toews, the giver of Goals who proceeds from the Saadfather and the Hossa, who with the Saadfather and the Hossa is adored and glorified, who has spoken through the prospects.

We believe in one Foley-Olcyzk Alcoholic Church and for the forgiveness of commentary sins, and in the resurrection of the Corsi statistic and the playoff series to come.

Amen.

Makar is a bust prove me wrong

Arizona are actually trying to build a playoff team

and the question is

WHY

It really wasn't a bad trade for Chicago I don't know why everyone's getting assblasted over it

>rags

i can't

Can't wait to see them sign someone to a Gomez tier deal

>one Trouba/Hamonic/Tanev pls

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What the fuck Chevy?
Trade for a fucking goaler already you piece of fuck.

Reminder that the rangers have 20 (twenty) million in free cap space.

Scandella for Barkov, mild need recoup their loss of a Finn

>bettman tried desperately to rig the season to give the golden knights' a chance to win their first home game by letting them play the yotes

>the yotes respond by not being a complete joke and actively build a team better than Vegas'

NO BRAKES ON THE VEGAS TRAIN

>Hossa can't play because of a dick rash
>Hjalmarson traded away for nothing
>Panarin traded for some dune coon they got rid of two season earlier
>signing Mike Glennon for 16 million a year
>trading up to draft Bitch Trubinsky
>getting rid of Jimmy Butler for no reason

How can a single city get this BTFO over the course of one offseason?

So did the Seattle Coyotes win this trade?

Is this what is meant by feminine penises?

can't wait for them to give shittenkirk 7x7

No the Seattle Thunderbirds won the trade

Saad is one of the best players in the league though

Having bad front offices make bad decisions.

It's not really that big a mystery when you actually use your brain.

Holland please don't do anything stupid today.

good deal for both

they get a good backup and a stepan who maybe needs a change of evirionment

but rags get to free up some valuable cap space, and a pick

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as a longtime >rags fan, it's almost guaranteed they'll do something retarded like this.

Imagine how many cups Hank would win if he weren't in a shit tier team like rags

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>yfw 9th overall for two second rounders

Will the >rags finally draft someone worth drafting with the 7th pick?

4 YEARS 16 MILLIONS FOR KRIS RUSSELL WITH EDMONTON

Iginla @ $4.5M cap this

Remember last year when people said Jarmo was the worst GM in the league?

The Bears are laughable, but the Blackcocks have done just fine.
/hoc/ is mostly just salty/butthurt.
>they are so shit!
>oh wait, they took a steaming alberta on my team's face...again!
>we'll get em next year because they are shit!

And no, I'm not a blackcocks fan. But the /hoc/ hivemind is pretty obvious on a few things. The Hawks being the most obvious one.

Makar

Makar-Day future all star pairing
in the AHL

is there a single good GM left or are all of them retarded?

I don't think it would be that bad but trading 9 + 38 to Vegas for 13 + 15 and miss out on the potential first liners is something Holland would do.

They said it only because he's finn and NHL is racist against finns.

Yzerman

JUST

>still hasnt traded stamkos
>good

>SWEPT in 4 in the first round
>wongs went to 5 games against tranpa and we're objectively shit
Yeah, nah, reddithawks truly do suck

>oilels handicapping themselves
>first traded eberle
>now this

>losing to the team that would go on to the finals is bad

the games werent great and they shouldve had 1 or 2 games but they wouldve lost to them anyway

Already seen an hour ago

Shittsburgh is amazing.
>repeat champions
>20 million cap space
thats something special.

Poile in Nashville regularly wins his trades, as well.
Everyone else is basically just average or below average.

>that drouin disaster
>dismantling a competitive playoff team for "our young guys who might be good someday"
>Stamkos for big money, never plays a full season.
he's only average I'm afraid.

>eberle is USELESS and so expensive
>sign kris russell for 4 million

man

if this is the money they needed to free by trading eberle then fucking kek

>Got Sergachyov and a 2nd for Drouin
>Bad

>citing different years because you have no argument
Wongs didn't make the playoffs, and haven't been relevant for awhile.
Blackcocks have THREE stanley cups in that time.
you are grasping at straws.

If you are not Pittsburgh or LA you are not anywhere close to the Cocks this era, sorry.

Sergachev*

Is Ray Shero actually good or was he just lucky with Pittsburgh?

Nobody is close to Pittsburgh in this area. Back to back trumps everything.

The Wongs at least were the best in the decade at their peak, something the Cocks can't even do.

I cited different years because a worse team managed a single playoff win, which the """"good"""" shithawks couldn't even manage

Face it, they're through

Did the rangers make a mistake getting rid of Brassard to keep Stepan?

Who will they target in free agency now?

Botterill helped a lot. Especially with WBS, which has been a great team in the AHL

>looking forward to shitpost on /hoc/ during tonight's draft
>remember the prospects are shit this year

>moving the goalposts this much
face it, you got BTFO you salty retards.
Your claim that the blackhawks are poorly managed is false.
Your shit team would love to have three recent Stanley cups right now. Don't pretend you wouldn't.

Detroit is decaying far faster and in much more severe way than Chicago is, as well.
>Mrazek is bust,
>Larkin is a career 20 goal scorer tops but maybe not even that
>Fast greek really just isn't that good aside from le skate fast.
>Zetterberg and Howard are aging fast.
>abdelkader and other shit signed to your team
>no defense to speak of anymore.
You will be like the Avalanche soon. I give you maybe 3 more years of missing the playoffs before you tank into pure garbage. Enjoy!

>Using the americanised name

First 10 picks are stacked

They're leaving soon. Give them a hell of a season before they leave

>yfw Sparkledogs reached conference finals more recently than caps

>moving the goalposts
Aww, reddit thinks he can debate! How cute

They have Hronek who has top pairing potential for defense, Cholowski and Saarijarvi with 2nd pairing upside.

They are not too shabby on prospects and could draft a defenseman this year

>tfw don't need to make intelligent moves because this year is guaranteed to be our year

More like being successful wil force them to stay and make a deal done in Tempe.

you know, if you were white and had an IQ above 75 you might remember when I told you I'm not even a blackcocks fan, I just know you are a salty fucking idiot.

You have really only proven my original point. Cheers bud!

>first 10

More like first 4

>being this mad

minisoda just traded some guy for some other allegedly also a guy

daily reminder that no GM will ever have a daddy dick as long, dense, or meaty as this smug fuck

he probably retired because the swing factor was bruising his inner thighs every time he made a save

This desu, look at Koivu and Granlund not winning anything and tell me north americans aren't racist towards mongoloids.

haha yeah, waaaayyy different than Tyson Barrie, Nikita Zadorov and all the "elite" blue liners the Avs told us they were going to have!

Enjoy the dumpster, Detoilet.
Its where that city belongs naturally.

>Detroit is decaying far faster and in much more severe way than Chicago is, as well.
We would rather just tank for better picks than just make it to the 1st round of the playoffs and lose. Chicago is heading towards the role that the 2010-2016 Red Wings played in the playoffs. Not getting past the second round and often 1 and done.

>rags

>we

>i-im not even a reddithawks fan!
>but they sure are a good team, arent they fellas??

>trading Hjalmarsson for NOTHING

lmao

>trading Stepan for A BUST

lmao

Dude you're a fucking faggot

just fuck my defensemen up

>salty

Reddit is that way

>we signed bad players on purpose
>we are thrilled that our young goalie turned out to be a piece of shit!
>we love knowing our draft picks haven't been as good as we once thought they might be!
delusion

The Cocks may not win any more cups, but they won't be Colorado Avalanche tier like Detroit will be.

>rags

>New York Rangers
>Talking about Kitchener
Pick 1

The decay started when the NHL implemented a salary cap. The "Detroit model" isn't a real thing unless someone wants to find the next great hockey talent in fucking Latvia and spend $150 million USD if their wasn't a cap

>top kekalainen and friends have ~10.5m in cap space and counting

so, who has a top forward that needs a new job? anyone except Shane Doan pls.

>rags

I dunno if player depth in prospects is bad but there is no clear top 3 leaders like in the few previous years.

Who knows if that plan will work, but I would want them to stay in Arizona, but Seattle isn't bad of a market as well

>rags

Take RNH from Coilers, they'll probably settle in for a 2nd round pick or some 3rd line grinder.

be honest lad, are you frothing at the mouth while you furiously type this out?

>cantpucks

Duchene?

>rags

>unironically living in Slovenia

Get your ass back to Tbilsi, Milosevic

>Crosby so superstitious that his OCD compelled him to sign for only $8.7M for 12 years
>get it front-loaded before NHL changed the rules
>McSecondary about to coerce Oilels for a $14M longterm deal
>almost certain the cap won't rise at its current pace

Detroit "fans" are some of the worst.
They always pretend they are still elite or will "bounce back any day now!"

The fact they even try to imply their franchise is close to ANY team that has been competitive for cups is a worthy of ridicule.
They are not even close to Tampa Bay, let alone teams that actually win the damn thing.

>but we were great once!
yes when you could buy all the best players from Russia and get carried by Niklas Lidstrom you were good. But thats not a thing anymore, and it isn't coming back, Detoilet.

It's truly tragic, Finland