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I hereby summon footkraut

hey

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basically everywhere between Kentucky and the California valley is the same place IMHO. You could abduct a town of people from Illinois and dump them in Idaho and I think they'd do fine

LITERALLY me

they would die

>23andmeresults
>99.9% European
>0.1% INJUN
JUST

explain further

>inb4 you apply for scholarships as a mixed race person
don't lie you know you're going to do it

Better than mine

WE

[durka durka jihad intensifies]

you won't have time
upper division work will consume all your time

This explains the birth rates

what kind of job can I get that lasts like a little over a month

where I can go in and tell them "I only want to be here a month" and they'd say cool

Inshallah

welcome to the tribe

>Every time my dad comes home from work he just drinks and watches tv and then goes to bed
>One day that's literally gonna be me
When I graduate from college i'm gonna take a bottle of Xanax and go to heaven. No way am I working

a temp job

I wanna lewd a cute Japanese male

it's not so bad bud

I honestly think a lot of it is due to location. I'm in the burbs and my family does the same thing. Come home from work and watch TV then sleep. I'm going to try and live in some city where I can do something beyond just watching TV

*farts really loudly*

made my name /cum/ what a fucking laugh

kys

mamma mia

I'm like you, college student on vacation
I work at the back of a food lion
Cute little white girls and attractive young men work the cash registers
Sturdy and ugly people like me work in the back carrying boxes with niggers and spics
But they literally hired me right off the bat knowing they'd have me for 2 months because it would be flat-out impossible for me to do a lazier job than Daquan who's on probation
Pretty easy work

Who's going to win? They're going to border each other soon.

>be me
>Be in University
>see someone I went to High School with
>say hi to the girl I took Grade 12 Biology with
>no response, blank look on her face
>"U-Uh don't you recognize me? I'm user from High school"
>"Oh no, like, I think you have me confused with someone else user" :S
>tfw I sat beside & talked to this bitch every day for half a school year and she doesn't recognize me a year and a half later
[autistic screeching]

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hyperautism

>name in the wrong field
Migrate when this thread reaches 310

you don't have to live in a city to not sit on your ass and do fun stuff. for example i just got back home from drinking with friends and tomorrow im going to be learning how to drive a jetboat at the local lake

yeah but what

box moving things is what I've found on google so far yeah
I just want more money before the semester starts, I just got out of a class

There were only about 100 people in my high school graduating class and I still know most of them besides a few of them with the tism

Celts were seen as a existential threat to Rome, and it's territories.

They were actually a lot like an earlier version of Vikings who were stopped short in their tracks because it was easy to get to the Celtic lands unlike the Norway, Denmark and Sweden.

They sacked Rome, they sacked Delphi, they raided Northern Italy, North Africa, and Egypt in specific. The Iberians were recruited by the Carthaginians because they were good raiders and fucked with Italy frequently.

I AM FUCKING LAZY AND NEED THE ACTIVITIES TO BE RIGHT OUTSIDE MY DOOR

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split the rent with me when I move to portland

this reminds me of the very first thread I ever saw on Sup Forums, someone posting a screenshot of some grand strategy game and saying they were "removing kebab" from the Balkans. I can't believe it's already been 5 fucking years. 5 years, all wasted spending 90% of my free time posting on a Papuan papier-mâché virtual gazette.

sure, you movin in 4-5 years?

At least you have a gf

I literally did not form a single relationship worth writing about through high school.
Ate lunch alone. Missed prom. Asked a girl out the final weeks of the year. She didn't call.
I hope college goes better.

Did you like high school?

>Ontario barely expanding
The absolute state of leafs.

more like weeks or months

man it was weird for me going to uni, I went to an elementary school downtown and then my family moved to the suburbs and I went to a different school, and then suddenly I go to uni and all my elementary school friends show up again, it was a weird sort of nostalgia knowing they still existed (and even fucking looked exactly the same) and it was weird that they were in my classes again after so long. I wish I wasn't so autistic though and talked to them more. some of them recognized me and we just exchanged hellos but thats pretty much it

go to a temp agency. you can find a local one on google
they're the ones that find you work. although it may be the shitiest job ever

I have to get up at fucking 8 o clock and do manual labor until 12 and quite frankly I would rather not wake up tbqh

shit, alright well maybe if you become a house owner in 4-5 years I can rent out in your basement

been there, done that

except it was until 5

wait then are you a freshman?

in grad school :///

noon or midnight?

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The 12pm figure is if i'm really fast and sloppy about it
which I will be :^)

Typical southern Italian
Too bad about all that unconfirmed dna kinda shit they couldn't find anything for so much of yours

Is grad school 4 years?
Probably won't be owning a home either if I go back for grad school

Why do shows meant for blacks have brainlet, one word names like Empire and Power?

yeah, mine is. maybe the housing bubble will pop by then and we can both buy qt bungalows in SE

are you likely to go to grad

>0.1% injun
ooooooooooga boooooooooga were da hand sanitizer at

Makes it sound stronk

Black people aren't very smart user

gonna head down to the GF store tomorrow and window shop

Yeah that kinda sucks
most likely it's British/Irish as well I'm guessing
Probably. I want to find a job and save a little first, then I'll go back.

You've got champagne tastes on a beer budget

gib bak muh land

Forgetting someone?

I once sexted an anymous Canadian milf.
It was unbelievably hot.
That's the farthest i've gotten with a girl

yah

well...

you're dumb

how do i become a better person

What really happened on Y2K?

Become a Mennonite

Whites will be a minority in 2050, how old will you guys be ? I'll be 52 and my sister will be 50

Proxy.

>Posting in a /cum/ thread that doesn't even show up in the catalog
Yall niggas retarded
Use this thread instead
If you choose not though don't be surprised when this thread slows to a crawl

love Mennonite bakeries

analyze yourself, from your ambitions to your mannerisms and your moral code, and evaluate them. then see if you can make changes for the better

You already are

only the strong survived

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how about you kill yourself instead

filtered

>footkraut won't be able to find it
Wow what a tradgedy

kys and hope for the best next life

Mexico will become first world in our life time

pretty sure the stats have that year closer to the mid 2040s?

highly doubt it senpai

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RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD HORROR MOVIES LADS

SOME GOOD SHIT THAT WILL MAKE ME CRAP MY PANTS

i'll be 54 :c
hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhah

Only because the first world is about to get a lot shittier

I resonate with Elliot in one way.
He felt that he was more considerate/thoughtful/polite than most people and he got nothing for it.
I can relate to that feeling.
Though he was just being an egomaniac.

How could I forget black science man

GABABABABABADOODLEEED

it wont make you crap your pants, but jacob's ladder is god tier psych horror

He's already here you mong

2050 seems to be the year every one has selected, it could come well before that

>he was born in 1998

I'll have gone to a euro grad program, gotten hired at a euro company, and working towards permanent residency

The Thing (1982)

there are no good horror movies, grow up

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