PITCHFORK

>someone got paid to write this
>this is the top feature on p4k right now

archive.is/L665r

what did they mean by this?

obsessed

Branching out into buzzfeed/NYT "humor"

neat

pitchfork needs to die already. They're so insufferable

Look at the pathetic excuse of a """""man""""" who wrote it.

Let's break each line of this garbage down step by step since I got some free time to kill before I bang a lofi indie slut from Tinder

>Frank Ocean didn’t invite me to his 30th birthday party

Why does he feel entitled to be invited to his party? Because he writes for a shitty website that overinflates the guy's music? What a faggot

>Charli XCX’s “Boys” video released in the worst year ever to celebrate boys

Fuck men amiright?

>The Dirty Projectors album is like listening to your friend complain about breaking up with someone who was too good for him in the first place

OMG #TEAMAmber was the true talent of Dirty Projectors, support women!!! Shut the fuck up you fat faggot, she had a pretty voice for singing melodies the dude wrote

>Still can’t get my girlfriend to watch “Narcos” even though it was in a SZA song

Beta faggot has a girlfriend he can't even get to watch a TV series with him. BUT LE BLACK ARTIST REFERENCED, PLS WATCH

>Seems like Father John Misty had a good point; still not sure what it is

Soy-boy """""humor""""", ladies and gents. xD father john misty is so wacky!!! but woke

>Lil Yachty told me I look like George Costanza

What a pathetic fuck. Publicly announcing being bullied by a manlet meme rapper

>Impossible to not read St. Vincent album title as MASSEDUCATION

Why the fuck did he include this? Is he really that starved for content halfway through this "feature"

>Ed Sheeran still writing songs about having sex

WHITE MEN SHOULD NOT BE WRITING SONGS ABOUT HAVING SEX. Leave that to Drake yasss

>LCD Soundsystem cover art has Bob Ross rolling in his grave

Le 80's reference, epic

>When Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift broke up, did not expect he would be the one with the jams

Why is this "disappointing"?

>Lana Del Rey’s witchcraft has yet to remove Trump from office

DUDE DRUMPF LMAOOOOOO YASS LANA SLAY

>to be continued....

they've been doing this for years my dude
also using archive.is go back KiA you stupid faggot lmao

That article was shit, but this was an embarrassing read.

>....continued

>Senator Kid Rock not even close to the worst thing I can dream up at this point

But like seriously DRUMPF IS THE WORST

>Princess Nokia hasn’t released a song better than the video of her throwing soup on subway racist

Look, I'm praising someone for fighting racism again! I'm #JWOKE

>Much harder to make fun of Adele for beating Beyoncé at the Grammys than it was Macklemore when he won over Kendrick

This faggot is literally complaining that he can't virtue signal at [insert white artist over black artist] as hard this time because it's not actually warranted.

>Arcade Fire: FAKE NEWS

XFD holy shit DRUMPF destroyed amazing

t. matthew schnipper

Please never continue.

It's weird man. These are like parodies of people.