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/hoc/
first for a meme draft and meme trades
NOT RASMUSSEN
1 bong
Oi wanka, Draft in 29 bings.
First for the oilers trading a first and Bear for brent seabrook because he's won 3 cups
Suzuki to Canes.
go kings go
Pray that your team avoids Makar, Rasmussen, Liljegren or Tippett
explain to me in clear and concise fashion just what THE FUCK chicago is doing
>Rags
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are we going to fap to moms or sisters? everyone know this is what the draft is really for
What's wrong with Makar?
Stream pls
Oilers will draft a Finn at 22 so Puljujärvi can have a friend
C c check em
A purge because the preds ruined them
Saad back is not going to be well unless they manage to revert him into the man he once was
Why? I thought liljegren and tippett were good
>not wanting a good ol ontario boy in tippett
Who will draft Olle Eriksson Ek, the brother of World Champion Joel Eriksson Ek?
Manlet playing in a meme league (AJHL)
I want BRANNSTROM
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plays in a shit tier league. No one really knows if he is good because he has nevere played against top competition. Huge risk.
Liljegren is injury prone and Tippett is Virtannen 2.0
Apparently players will be in a green room before being picked so possibly no families on camera
NJ: Hischier
PHI: Patrick
DAL: Heiskanen
COL: Makar
VAN: Vilardi
VGK: Glass
NYR: Pettersson
BUF: Liljegren
DET: Mittelstadt
FLA: Necas
You CANNOT dispute this
>NYR: Pettersson
bueno
>people born in 1999 will be drafted today
>people born in your birth year are already considered busts
How much dick does she take?
Liljegrens hockey iq was exposed this season. He has been dropping like a rock all season. Tippett is good.
To fucking retarded american thought we were talking about Oshie when we were talking about Hjalmarsson:
Apologize.
Virtannen is finnish spy. Tippett is full-blooded Canadian.
Post yfw over how badly chiraq got fleeced today with their shitty trades and oshie re-signing with the caps.
Tippett is a mssive idiot mate, literally Virtanen 2.0
He was injured and then tried to do too much when he came back
>Arizona now has Stephan
>Arizona now has a goalie in raanta
>Arizona has a good defenseman
>All those prospects upcoming
They'll end with a bang before heading to Seattle
>20 million cap space and a draft pick makes me nervous not excited
That >rags feel
No. He is just dumb as bricks.
Great tools but no toolbox kinda player.
I doubt he'll ever be an NHL player.
>liking an ugly pan face
>implying buttman will ever let them leave
He's bailed the yotes out of bankruptcy at least a dozen times
>The Los Angeles shogunate
His shot alone is worth more than Virtanens hockey skills combined.
Tippett will be a 30-40 goal scorer.
>2 min penalty for wrongful offsides challenges
LELMAO
They'll leave eventually. Arena lease running out and they'll scurry to find a new arena. Seattle or Milwaukee are the obvious choices, but that could screw up the divisions
>being a virgin on MY /hoc/
out.
>doubling down on this shit tier rule
embarassing
>only virgins don't like ugly pan faces
You have 30 seconds to tell me why the Rangers aren't winning the cup this year.
Is Patrick going to be a bust, /hoc/?
>Rags
Plz respond
They suck dick
>NHL won't it they're wrong so they'll just try to make it so no one uses challenges for offside
Any draft streams already posted? Or was it free from NHL.
Maybe, he has the talent to be a 40 goal scoring first line center, but he's injury prone
jets
>shit team
Dunno but there's this firstrowne.eu
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apparently Minnesota is working something out with Bruins and or Montreal
maybe Scandella to BOS?
They're aging into the wrong side of their 30's
Not familiar with any of these plugs
That was 2 years ago mate
>if i was a hokkei player i would be in my prime according to /hoc/
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Should be 5 minutes
Bust if he goes to philly, stud in jersey. Only issue is how injury prone he is
You can still be in your leaf shitposting prime
>schmatte
>all of my favorite players are younger than me
youtube.com
Found this one.
2st
gib ling
>shit franchise
please not to BOS
how are the leafs going to ruin their promising future tonight bros
>cup
>literally no goalie
lmao wut
isn't that bald guy the Penguins' homer?
If he goes to Boston, then he erodes into a lesser player
Trade Rielly, Gardiner and Dermott for the 1st overall pick
vigneault only knows how to get to game 7 of the cup. he doesnt actually know how to win that last game.
thanks m8. This seems to be the real deal.
you da true MBP
he gets paid the same either way :^)
The Canucks will draft Tippett.
Prove me wrong.
Leafs, pick Foote, please
dubs say dallas will trade No 3 to Vegas for one of the D they got in the expansion draft
I bet $300 on Nico to be picked first overall when the odds were +135 on Nico (2.35x payout). Doesn't matter the team, he just needs to be first overall so I'm sweating the 1st pick so hard right now because of the rampant speculation on Twitter today.
Apparently, the Devils are high on Nico but Vegas is high on Nolan. Don't do me like this Devils, pick Nico and I guarantee he'll drop 5 goals in your home opener.
They'll draft Rasmussen
Name a better podcast than TSN OverDrive
>you can't
I don't care who they take all busts
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS
we forgot the most important thing about this draft.
It doesn't matter
It doesn't matter who's going to get drafted by whom
Because this year will be remembered in history as the year where a finn got the best 2nd year record, as well. After Teemu, Jesse.
A historic record
Jesse will dominate.
>sportsnet hokkei coverage
>still have another decade of this garbage
your lack of quintz is evidence enough
bring on Glass
>talk about nhl draft
>mention michael jordan went third
HOW THE FUCK IS APEHOOP SUPPOSED TO BE RELEVANT.
lol Jordan shroeder still being moved around
>grease tries to force shitty finnish memes from last season on draft day
Nico will be a stud in Dallas
basketball is more relevant than hockey tho
this isn't even my opinion, it's fact.
>Dallas will trade up
If anyone needs it.