Hold on, so this ugly ass retarded bitch marries muh boi Scamander? WTF I hate Rowling now

Hold on, so this ugly ass retarded bitch marries muh boi Scamander? WTF I hate Rowling now.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=5rHOpj7FNKo
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Only in the west a bitchboi like Newt could get a woman. Any woman.

she has nice nips

img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1416/31/1416319655081.webm
f.lewd.se/dW4Nqd.webm

She is ugly as fuck even in inherent vice. An actual reason as to why I haven't seen this in theaters yet.

I'd rather have him be alone and occasionally get fucked by his beasts than get with this ugly hoe.

Not really, and most people have nice nips. Face is what matters.

her face is qt

youtube.com/watch?v=5rHOpj7FNKo

So she's a slut too? Newt's gonna get cucked. Really sucks to be him.

Newt's gay. They're just married as a cover.

Did they fug?

Not for me sorry

No. Adult handshakes only. He fugged this guy.

Oh shit nigga, I was actually thinking about this last night

They make the perfect couple.

Tonight I'll be fapping to Newt getting pounded in his tight twink boipussy by fat goblin cock, thanks user.

>muh boi
Fucking cringe

Same except in my fap fantasy Newt gets pregnant afterwards.

hey, this scene was pretty boner inducing

What a coincidence, because the same happens in mine!

which emma stone movie is this

danish girl

I think we'd be good friends irl, user. Well, happy fapping and have a great day.

Same to you, my dear friend!

emma stone is so fucking ugggggo

yeah? post your face

enjoy your aids

>implying I'll ever have sex

>ugly

"no"

>implying I have the ability to form any type of romantic/sexual relationship with another human being