OFFICIAL TORONTO BLUE JAYS @ KANSAS CITY ROYALS GAME THREAD

SERIES WINNER IS .500+ EDITION

Happ vs Junis

Blue Jays
1. Jose Bautista (R) DH
2. Russell Martin (R) C
3. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B
4. Kendrys Morales (S) 1B
5. Troy Tulowitzki (R) SS
6. Dwight Smith Jr. (L) LF
7. Kevin Pillar (R) CF
8. Ryan Goins (L) 2B
9. Ian Parmley (L) RF

Royals
1. Whit Merrifield (R) 2B
2. Jorge Bonifacio (R) RF
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Salvador Perez (R) C
6. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
7. Brandon Moss (L) DH
8. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
9. Alex Gordon (L) LF

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R O Y A L S

Flag dog wears pants for comfort

both teams aren't gong to the playoffs unfortunately

yeah well jokes on your our FO is going to buy at the deadline anyway

Soler for Davis

surely the cusb wouldnt be dumb enough to go for that

HAHA WHAT A BAD DEAL THAT WOULD BE ,

>"is that the girl from scrubs?"
>"i usually say I start with the man in the mirror after every start...hey is that Weird Al?"

Never thought I'd ever be disappointed at the lack of Smoak.
Also who the fuck is Ian Parmley

>Big a genie talking Arashs ear off

kek

...

>Ian Parmley (L) RF

nickname suggestions for the rook?

'Parmgod?' 'Ian Parm you play so good?'

Savor the Matty D and Patty T experience folks

WE

anyone have a stream?

I want to watch Happ to see if I should add him

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thanks

>blow gays

>autista

>0/13 RISP
>runner on 3rd, nobody out

Last 5 digits = The number of home runs Happ gives up in the first inning

>gay crapp

>pop up into right field

:^)

please tell me someone made a webm of smoak crying in the dugout

Tuloshitski more like it.

>jays """elite""" offense shut down by AAA callup, again

>Pillar

Well this inning is over.

based smith

Maybe if they let Pillar call people fags again he'll go back to hitting

>cant cash in on a balk
>swinging at that

wasnt too long ago when Pillar was in Buffalo

LITERALLY

ANY

BREAKING

BALL

>no Smoak

Was losing this game part of your plan Gibby?

Why is Joe West so fat?

He's American

what will canada do when they're all dead

>transas shitty

wait for spring

GOINS = ELITE

wew lads

Oh shit Tulo hit something

d...did 2slownohitzki just get a hit?

>Tulo with a hard hit ball for an RBI

apologize

I'm not until there is some verifiable way to find out I didn't step into another dimension.

>can't even hit a BP fastball
pillar has no business in this league

>scoring by doing nothing

gogo elite

This guy's name is making me hungry. i'm going to Subway, what should I get?

This is the dimension where Smoak is on pace for a 40hr season.

What's it like in your dimension?

crispy chicke parm

>kansas shitty

KEK

KEK MY SIDES KEK

HOW CAN ONE KANSAS BE SO SHITTY?!?!?!


all that cheering for NOTHING

KEK

only the 4th u canadian nigger.

Hey how many world series has canada made in the last decade. 0

yeah faggot
HOw many ALCS hasd the fuckin CANASDIAN BLUE JAYS FROM FUCKING TORONTO MADE IN THE LAST DECADE AND LOST

YEAH TOO FUCKING MANY

daily reminder this was a homerun
KEK

everytime a kansas shitter talks to me i imagine im speaking with that ugly autistic neckbeard nerd who cheated and caught the ball in field

nice representation you greasy ugly fuck

it was a legitimate homerun u fuckin nerd. but u wouldnt know anything about the rules of baseball and instead speak in memes.


Get the fuk out of here sean u piece of shit

i take it everyone in kansas shitty looks like that inbred neckbeard

>it was a legitimate homerun

STAND UUUP FOR THE BOYS IN BLUE

as you can see here it is obvious the ball would have cleared the deck regardless of the beards presence.

Toronto are the ones wearing blue you autistic inbred neckbeard

no it wouldnt have

"Dreams do come true, there is no doubt about that"

Matty D laying down some beautiful truth

delusional.

>basketball guy talking more baseball than the baseball guys

who /mattyd/ here?

No you're delusional, you can find whatever shitty angle that suit your argument but fact of the matter is that balls direction and ballpark was mapped with physics software showing that it wouldnt have flown out

sorry but you're mathetmatically and objecitvley wrong

your world series is negated and does not count

sorryh but thats the truth simple as that

its called niggerdunk or apehoop

>No you're delusional, you can find whatever shitty angle that suit your argument but fact of the matter is that balls direction and ballpark was mapped with physics software showing that it wouldnt have flown out

Except that it was already past the homerun point in Kauffman as determined by the stadium and so regardless it'd have been a homerun eitherway.

hm no it wasnt sorry but youre disagreeing with phyiscs here

>shawn or someone LARPing as him shitting up yet another jays thread

I'd tell you to gtfo but you won't so heres a picture of Barry Davis

>Pillar

>multiple batters batting under .200
>potent line up

Why is this cuck calling these games?

hey we are like league average in home runs compared to dead last :^)

GOT EM

>"ZEES EES OUWAH PHOCKIN SHITTY" - David Ortiz

what did he mean by this????

If the glove wasn't there it would have hit the top of the padding and gone out. Ergo a homerun. Stay mad leaf.

>it would have hit the top of the padding and gone out.
No ti wouldnt have you stupid fucking brainlet I literally just told you how this was mapped in a physics program which showed that it wouldnt have been a homerun you delusional cuckold brainlet

>the city of jash

Not your day, Dolan

Do you have a video of said physics program showing this? Because the review of the play showed no proof it would NOT have been a homerun had he not caught it.

>Because the review of the play showed no proof
because the fix was in, the American league wanted to American team to go to the world series and not the Canadian tea

physics have demonstrated after the fact that the jays got robbed, sorry truth hurts but your title is forever fraudulent

@76726561

>goins error
>7th inning

:^)

>goins

P{EREZZZZZZZZZZZZZA

>dwight smith jr.

i dont even know this nigger

>Goins single handedly loses the Jays another game

I love this meme of playing Goins instead of Barney

Hey man, we have Escobar at SS. that alone is having the worst player in the majors on our team

The problem is the Jays have a better player on the roster that they refuse to use because Goins is a meme

>our fate for this lays in escobar

See you in the 8th inning Jays.

Thank fuck the Royals also suck

whats up with the locain train lately

LETS GO ROYALS LETS GO

smiff is based as fuck

>/
btfo gggf faggit get fucked KEK

WE WONT LET HATE WIN

@76726902
Wut?

You wanted Barney and he delivered his signature groundout to short.

They're both shit hitters but Barney is much better defensively

GOT 'EM!!

nice try kansas shitty but dare i say you are far too SHTTY to beat my glorious jays mhm

What royals player hits a home run this inning?