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We are not the dutch, danes or norwegians
That said, I love the dutch, danes and norwegians
Fuck the French and belgian Sparefrench

>no brittany and normandy
trash'd

Would would countries that have it better than you join you and downgrade themselves?

*Why would

>Belgium

North Sea Empire 2.0

We should drop the Irish tbqh though

Fuck off anglo scum.

>not including Normandy

Filthy anglo-saxon

I don't know, why did britain join you?

Apparently they aren't as high on the ladder as they claim to be.

>Capital: London.

No.

did you include the Netherlands so that you have a real language to speak?

KANKERENGELSEN OPROTTEN!

>mann
>that's not even normandy

I can't win. I just can't fucking win.

Take your filthy saxon hand of the celtic countries.

You will on 23rd, lad

BEADY

>Believes in the Celtic meme

Celts died out a thousand years ago m8

>t. Gatya Sándor, patron of Publin Irish Pub, raised and indoctrinated by 90s Electro-Folk celtic music, self-acclaimed Irish coffee connoisseur

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Ask the EU

Sod off, bongs, we don't want you here

Eh, the Irish still cling to their Celtic heritage somewhat.

>uk fixed
>not Koninkrijk der Nederlanden fixed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_III_of_England

wrong picture m8, she's an alright gal, but no George Soros

there can be only one true ruler of Yurop

No thanks.

>Europe finally ruled by a German

I like it.

Glorious

I like it user

>Don't talk about the Queen guys please
Don't worry thought lad we aren't in a civil war again yet so you can't attack us

>phillipines

>Ireland in the UK
Over my dead body
>captcha
???

Get rid of the lazy Francophone half of Belgium and this would be OK.

Nice flag

No fucking way.
I would rather bring the Kalmar Union back

Schleswig-Holstein (and Bremen) are colored too, but not mentioned in the list.

I agree

Kanker off eternal anglo.

>Over my dead body
Over mine too as an Englishman. Don't want them in, far too feral.

I'm in Derry visiting the gf

lmao no thank you.

>Facebook

Fair enough, you scared your "women" crave the BIC?

>A country setting tranny quotas for their TV programs is gonna take over anyone

Nice meme, beady eyes.

Looks good, not sure about including Norway, Iceland and Denmark, but uniting the UK with the Frisian-Saxon coast is genius.

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no thx

Language doesn't get any "realer" than English.

Probably kept the you guys for the top tier lager, innuendo and an all round great place too vacate and get away from the pressure that comes with behind the scenes world governance.

>the BIC
Do they call 'em that because they're the size of BICs?

You will all be absorbed by the mighty American Empire.

>Publin

Fuck off Soros.

Gaelic =/= Celt

DELET THIS

More like the size of BIC lighters.

Kek

UK fixed.
We control all non EU trade and have all territories with sea access.

They're long, reliable and last for ages.

>We are not the dutch, danes or norwegians

You're not the Scots, Irish or Welsh either but they're still part of your country.

I am guessing thats what your EU 4 map looks like.

And so are you.

You would be correct.

Scots and Welsh are basically the same. It's like the Dutch and Flemish. They speak the same language and have close to the same culture.

I agree about the Irish.

>all white

Appropriate since that's the only way it could work.

>Capital: London

Lmao, no thanks. Please keep floating India over there to yourselves.

Everyone knows that Slesvig Holsten is danish clay.

Who the fuck would want to border Sweden?

That would be one difficult fence to build.

Ever AIDS infested Somalian would make a charge for Norway.

Nothing Celtic about most of Scotland. It's a literal meme. Don't believe the Irish that say they colonized it.

I would welcome some kind of new union with superior Constitutional Monarchy countries after we leave the EU.

Come join us Denmark and Netherlands. Together we can cuck the Germans, Swedes and Belgians

Goidelic =/= Gaelic

I propose we name this Sealand...

>Capital: London

Nah. Not unless we do some spring cleaning first.

Why would you wanna spread our cuckery and rain to the lovely lowlands, the delightful Danes, the nifty Norwegians, and Iceland?

We are literally about to have a referendum to leave the EU. We are hardly more cucked

Do you think there are no Muhammads in the Netherlands?

This is better

as our first task, we liberate Sweden and peacefully annex Finland.

Sounds good, which ideology will we follow?

Liberating Sweden would be too much work, let's just wall it off.

Get Flanders in there and it's done.

Have you been to London recently, m8?

Hands down, we'll vote to stay in.

>UK
>still existing

Kys OP

The Swedes would liberate themselves if we took control of their media and blasted them with the truth for a few weeks.

>Including Apefrica

Yeah, no.

With the help of Russia the mighty mongol hordes of Finland will take over Norway and Denmark in a few hours.

>Wallonia
YOU RUINED IT
DELET THIS

This, just needs Flanders

It worked out OK last time, even if it was ruled by a cnut.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnut_the_Great

Already exists, mate.

I fixed your shitty map.

>Including Wallonia in Grootnederland

>Not including French Flanders
>Yet including Wallonia
pls

Righteous Dutch clay needed for the leefruimte.

Like said, you need French Flanders sooner than Wallonia.

Better?

You're taking an awful lot of clay there. Be sure you can dutchify them all.

Who said the non-Dutch population got to stay there?

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We managed to tame the Frisians, so I'm pretty sure we can handle a few faux-French socialists.

See it as practice for neocolonialism.

LEAVE NORWAY ALONE REEEEEEEEEEE

IRELAND WILL NEVER BE BRITISH AGAIN

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