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pootugal edition

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Maddie was killed by her parents

That's what you would say Joao

then explain the blood found behind the couch in their room Sherlock

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She was blonde, and her anglo parents couldn't resist her aryan blood.

Understandable, if you ask me.

maddie where are you

all me

...

could heem you with ease

>tfw used to cuddle with bf while listening to Chill Hiphop Beats To Game/Study To
>everytime it appears in my recommendations i get a fresh wave of feels
>it CONSTNATLY appears in my recommendations ALL THE TIME
just end it all
why is youtube tormenting me like this??

Is there a better sign of being anglo than premature balding?

she was on period!

Thank you for your uncivilized brits for going to Algarve and behaving like this:

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f disgrace

Leave me the fuck alone. I love my new life in Portugal, with my BIG ANGOLAN COCK boyfriend and his mates.

lol

One hour and 30 minutes left before the time remaining is the same as a standard weeknight

yanks awake

LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL

LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL

NAH NAH NAH NAH

yanks go to sleep

susan

enjoy sucking willies

>brits
they're niggers

permanent yank hours
you twats (pronounced "twot" for some reason) just don't sleep do you

>blacks and a hamplanet

colour me surprised

i was on late night duty last night
brit is truly dead at 5 am

>go out for dinner at 22:00 in a third world country
>leave your 2 young girls at home in the flat with the window open

hmm yes very normal and not negligent

1. that's the total price for a year of coverage on 2 cars
2. I'm a single male under 25, which is the most expensive insurance bracket to be in. If I was 26 and married it would be substantially cheaper.
3. have a ticket on record for 57 in a 35
4. one of the cars is an s13 and considered to be a little high risk because teenagers like to vape in them and crash into walls

What the fuck is Discord lads?

Is it just a browser version of Team Speak?

poo poo PAKI poo willy fanny poo

nigger poo shart fart arsey farty poo

wow what a fresh, scathing take on a 10-year old case

essentially, yea

why did they take only one girl again?

could someone please tell me about these blackbox things?

do you lose your insurance is you speed?

did a wank this morning but it didnt get rid of my sex drive
wanked 2 more times in a half hour period after

still cheaper than here and probably ireland dont know what paddy is on about

it costs about the same but ive been going out clubbing a lot so i've burned through way more money than i would back home
I would recommend it. Are you the lad who was talking about wanting to learn canto before coming to hk? If so that's completely unnecessary, i've literally met people who have lived their whole lives here and don't speak a single word of cantonese. And i've met very old cantonese people who speak fluent english

dont appreciate the tone of this post if im honest

sorry if anyone in here is actually called sue or susan but I have to filter your name because of one spammer

>not accidentally killing one with sleeping pills so you can go out and get drunk

Reading Nagle's tome on Sup Forums lads

>go out for dinner at 22:00 in a third world country

No, it didn´t happened in London, Luton or Birmingham third world shitholes, it happned in Portugal.
learn the difference

hate arrogant moany students

lol

probably not attracted to the others

wtf moving to portugal right now
where are the non tourist areas

so this is the power of legal drugs?

rate the homemade lunch

>uk on the list three times
>somehow ireland still manages to beat us overall
state of paddies

So students?

work tomorrow

so you're telling me 1/5 person in the uk is a victime of crime?
baffling

lovely. Stringed cheese with a fine coating of sauce and dog food

I'm a victim of the bankers and their evil bonuses

bullshit

utterly shambolic, if i'm quite honest

hmmmmmmm...

im a victim of the system

rate yesterdays homemade lunch then
]^:

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Just perved on some 14 year olds outside tesco
What I would give to suck those perky little tits

i rate it but someone took a shit on your spag mate

reckon the figures might be a little inflated

why the granny decor?

ultranonce

having a girlfriend is an alien concept to me. what do you even do when you've got one? do you have to talk to them and hold their hand whenever you're with them?

nonce TWAT

'nce

what the fuck is this

nonce

desuarchive will preserve this hope GCHQ gets you

trains?

the first one is spaghetti with mince + ketchup

the second one is ricesticks with tonkatsu (fried pork cutlet) and teriyaki sauce

grim

No one can serve two masters, for either he
will hate the one and love the other; or else
he will be devoted to one and despise the
other. You can’t serve both God and Mammon.

thoughts?

Just perved on some 41 year olds outside tesco
What I would give to suck those saggy little tits

bit islamaphobic

sure

remember when trainlad was bullied and called autistic for a few hours

planes

Not him but your mince looks a bit odd, did you cook it correctly or is it some weird quorn vegan stuff?

learn to cook

yes

its true. being wealthy and devote christian is an antithesis

Sup lads

its the ultralean 2% fat stuff

hey i thought the second one was pretty good
i put a lot of effort into that you know

model lad?

>ketchup

STATE

>i put a lot of effort into that you know
keep putting effort in and you will improve x
i believe in you x

'ri

ngl it was quite funny
didnt participate in the lynching though

we hunger
though all that we eat brings us little relief
we don't know quite what else to do

>mince and ketchup

bolognaise isn't fucking hard jesus christ

lidl meatballs are significantly better than tesco meatballs

FACT

laughing at this manchild's attempt at cooking. you can literally put ragu ingredients into a pot and cook it for an hour to get something ok but he does this instead. what a fucking retard.

canals

woah....need to have a lie down after this one...

obsession with trains as a child is unironically one of the best markers of autism

Hebden mentioned

Listen you tosser, pot nice and hot, oil, onion, meat in, tomato puree, stir, season

how hard is that

no its not