What is it like taking a girl out to dinner and a movie?

What is it like taking a girl out to dinner and a movie?

Tedious and sometimes unrewarding.

Boring.

fucking irritating, it's like a shitty game of chess trying to figure out what makes them happy and vice versa. being single is the way to go, dating and all that shit is such a horrible pain in the goddamn ass. and if you "win" you get a person who you have to work with and make a future with and maybe even shit out kids with and be miserable forever. seriously, stay single.

Expensive and boring

It's like walking around with heavy bags of sand tied around your neck.

it's like eating and watching tv, except, in public and on a larger scale

like having your cake, and eating it too

Depends. Do you mean a new girl you barely know and are taking her out for a first date?

If so then pretty shit. Not only is dinner and a movie cliche as fuck, but its pretty hit or miss whether or not shes going to have a good time.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKK

>genetic loser rationalizes its existence

Boring. Honestly, if I could skip the first two months or so of any relationship, I'd happily do so. It's just stressing and fakery trying to figure out if you two like each other. A few weeks in there is some semblance of stability and comfort, at least.

It's not worth your time or money unless you've already fucked her.

Like spending your time best way imaginable. When both of you make eye contact and your primal procreational instinct kicks in and realise it's your destiny to have wild sex together to secure the future of humanity then all the shit in the world starts making sense.

I stopped taking girls to movies for a date after I graduated college.
It was fine when I was juvenile and I thought it was so cash to make out with her during.

I'll go to the movies with my girlfriend if it's a movie we both want to see. But I don't take girls out to movies as a date anymore

I've been on a date once and it was boring and tedious as fuck.

After that I only go for escorts and I'm much happier, it's also cheaper.

>you have to fuck them to take them out
>you have to take them out to fuck them

Boring and expensive.

Annette's a sex goddess
>tfw I just quit porn forever
I already feel more alpha guys

its fun when you pick the best place you like eating at and the movie you wanna see
tough luck if the girl doesn't have a good time
i know I will

>go on multiple dates with gril
>she says "I like you as a friend and think our relationship can go somewhere, I just don't have the time"
> don't contact her for 3 weeks
>randomly texts me asking if it's okay to get lunch the next week
>I say sure, when is a good day
>she never replied back
>this was 4 days ago

Fuck dating, fuck girls, fuck

>2016
>going on dates

lmao this still happens?

>what is college
>what is tinder
>what are clubs

girls will literally put out within hours of meeting a guy if he's good looking

>if he's good looking

o-oh... ;_;

It's fun if you do it right

clean up well smell good, pick her up, movie first then dinner so you have something to talk about

it's a lot of fun with a girl you like who isn't a total bitch

or rich or famous or has a rep for being hung

o-o-oh... ;_;

here in europe people have sex before they start dating

if you're such an autist you can't take a girl out on a date before shagging her, gl is all i have to say

what the hell is wrong with our society?

or is not hideously ugly, balding, fat, or a manlet

Ohh ;__;

give me your secrets

Incredibly fun if you're doing it for fun and not to fuck her. Messing around and making snide comments with bros is fun, but it's more fun with a girl you don't care about sleeping with.

Downright tedious if you're doing it for pussy. But if you play it right, it could pay off.

tfw big dick but it's socially unacceptable to relay this fact to anyone

like shit. just grab them by the pussy and fuck them afterwards, then drop them.

Poorfag detected
Pretty much
>implying the first 6 weeks isn't the best sex you'll have as you are both horny af and still fun discovering their shit
Autistic much?
reasonable
well adjusted normie
as they should.
my nigga

Holy FUCK this

>Have to time dinner right so you can go right to the movie
>Have to pick out a movie that's good for a date
>Have to be on a date with a girl who isn't boring or stupid as hell (hint: this is the hardest part)
>Have to have enough game after the movie that she's more interested in you than you are in her by the time you leave her at night

>or a manlet

FUCK I WAS SO CLOSE

She has succumbed to the HIV.

Such a shame for such a delicious Aryan ass.

what's it like talking to a girl?

>tfw having to jack off to annette schwarz every time i see a pic of her
Where did you get that pic from anyways? I havent seen it before

Like salty pennies

>taking a chick to the cinema

this really is dating 101, dont see a movie, how the fuck are you supposed to get to know each other

How do you know? Feel when no signs of life from her ever since she retarded

It's like punching yourself in the face repeatedly, expecting a different result each time.

boring

You did the right thing ognoring her for three weeks. she wanted to test how easy you are to get. you failed the test twice by answering right away instead of keep ignoring her for a while and by asking her where to go/meet instead of straight away telling her where she will meet you.
stop asking women questions when it comes to decisions. be the leader.
also she wouldnt have shown up anyways.
women want what they cant get. they also sense desperation.
this is basic shit, its like you arent browsing three chins.

accurate

I did it once in high school, desu she was perfectly fine to be around and then on the way home she was like "so, we gonna fuck or what?" and I was like "uh uh uh uh" and then we had sex and I realized I'd rather have just been at home in my room fapping to Bible Black or something purely at my own leisure without the external pressures of a partner and I've never looked back.

Yea I dont know...same shit happens to me. I've gotten to the point where I ghost them preemptively so they cant beat me to it.

Just make sure you "happen" to drop a magnum size condom for your magnum sized dong.

I her name was in that HIV database leak a year after she retired.

Jewgle it.

Did you actually manage to keep erect the whole time?

Take your hog onto chatroulette or omegle or whatever, whip it out on unsuspecting girls, and watch as they (not all, but more than you'd think) turn into desperate sluts at the mere sight of it.

...

awkward if you don't know her.

Yeah, she was hot and I'd jerked off to her several times up through middle school to junior year when that date was, and the sex was fine, like I lasted maybe 60 minutes because I found it pretty hard to cum in a position that wasn't my usual fapmode position.

And like I guess it felt "better" than just plain jerking off, specifically when she was blowing me, but at the end of the day I just don't think it was worth the trouble compared to cranking out a quick one to porn, or slowly stroking for a few hours looking for the perfect thing to finally cum to.

No clue why people make such a big deal about hunting for pussy or whatever, I guess it's a status thing.

>going on dates
>not just fucking loli onaholes and having a hell of a time

In highschool my friend stole a knock-off version of that 20 pounds of pussy and ass thing from a sex store and we DP'd it multiple times, they are pretty fun

This is exactly the thing that's fucking you up for the long run.

You've re-wired the 'wires' in your brain to prefer stimulation from your hand (deathgrip in most cases) to whatever your fetish is, you prefer edging yourself over long periods but also sometimes you just need to 'get it out'. Both are toxic habits that your brain is chemically wired to reproduce for effect.

That's why I asked you if you could remain erect, I've been fapping since I was thirteen or fourteen and over the years until the age of twenty it escalated from innocent lesbian softcore to 'illegal' in most countries tier. When I finally went to college I had three seperate changes for sex and I couldn't actually cum via any of them, nor maintain an erection.

It's self-programmed ED, I'm one of the more extreme cases of it. It would take months if not years to reprogramme me, I can't even make it past a whole week without turning into a vicious crackhead going cold turkey.

It's a serious physical addiction, friend. Sometimes I don't even want to fap but my brain is craving those endorphins.

No, I'm fine. Thanks for the concern, though.

faggot

Okay. You want to try it with me next time?

That pic was taken in germany

Boring and a little frustrating. Unless the girl is into the same things as you/ on the same wavelength and you're open enough to talk/joke about things with her like you would a buddy (both scenarios incredibly rare) then its going to be a boring experience because most girls are shitty conversationalists due to having conversations spoonfed to them all of thier life and are usually too nervous on a date to open up properly.

These added with the retarded childish mind games women play like shit testing and consciously/subconsciously comparing you to other men will probably make you dislike aspects of her within your first date. You'll have to ask the questions and then just hear her blab about her facebook/instagram poisoned outlook on life and watch her talk abiout pleb tier normie media
>oh my god user you NEED to watch made in chelsea. This one guy spencer in it is so funny OMG, hes like so posh, me and "insert name of fat ugly girl your date hangs out with to feel better about herself" watch it all of the time and have a thing where we shout out his name whenever we see a posh person in the street. OMG user "insert name of fat ugly girl again" is so funny! Shes does a vicky pollard impression from little britan its so good! Once she did it at the cashiers at mcdonalds and i couldnt stop laughing. You should meet her with me one day.

Call me bitter or whatever but this is what a solid 85% of the female population is like.

why is basedman crying? he literally has it all, cute wife, money, looks, friendship with goose, dick smelling like the inside of elle's pussy...

im fuck ugly tho

Im sure you can improve somehow.

Lose weight
Lift weights
Eat well
Clear skin
wear nice clothes
get haircut that fits your facial shape
Earn more money to increase your status
Get interest or hobby that distinguishes you from others
Fix your teeth if they're fucked

There you have it, you're most probably a 6/10 or higher at this point.


You are perfectly capable of doing these things user, they're just hard. Something being hard to achieve doesnt mean its not worth achieving.

nobody cares about what you think turbofaggot lol

Good thread

Most people are boring but girls that go on dates like this are truly fucking boring. Do something else, anything active. If she won't do that and just wants you to buy her food while she browses facebook all night, fuck her.

Pretty much. Do all those and you'd be above average. Which says a lot about the state of this country...

>Expensive
>Forced to entertain her and make her laugh
>Slightly stressful because you don't know if you will get anything for the investment you made
>Forced to compromise and do things you don't fully enjoy
Overall its a miserable hit or miss experience. You might as well hire a call girl because you're guaranteed to get what you want without losing time and for roughly the same price.

It's nice, unless you didn't comment on her dress, and she gets a bug up her ass about that, then you spend the first twenty minutes of the movie telling her that you're sorry but it's not that big of a deal and she won't shut the fuck up but somehow you get her to be quiet and watch the movie then after the movie you're sitting in your car with her and she says some stupid shit and you try to get her to leave and she refuses so you go crazy for two hours while she refuses to get out of your car even though her car is 10 feet away and eventually you have to escape from her by losing your shirt and then you drive home without a shirt on in a frenzy and then the cops show up and you tell them that your girlfriend is insane and they tell you to get a restraining order and then 10 days later you get served with assault charges from the state

Whats the point of dating if you're not fucking or trying to fuck? Might as well hang out with a dude then whilst paying for everything for no fucking reason.

go back to your containment board you fucking faggot

i have never asked a girl out

the cold-call dinner date is over - instead it's better to spend a few days texting or emails to figure out what she likes, and get some common ground for conversation.
the key is to ask questions about her and hope for the best.
girls can tell when a guy is trying, and it really messes with the chemistry, sometimes not being so invested can be helpful.

muh red pill

The lack of investment is key. It isn't necessarily her fault. Our current generation likes to hide behind a bad facade of not caring about the label of being together. Every woman I date is adamant that we aren't together despite being exclusive, despite seeing one another almost everyday, despite doing everything a traditional couple does. Everything is so tinged with ironic facades now that dating is so fucking weird. The minute that I denied being their boyfriend, they got clingy.

It's very agreeable. The food is delicious, the company exquisite and the film highly enjoyable.

Don't do that as a first date. Movies are, like, a 3rd date.

>it's like a shitty game of chess trying to figure out what makes them happy and vice versa.

>A game is harder
>"This is shit! I'm not playing!"

LMFAO!

Kinda awkward if it's a first date. Dinner is nice though, provided you know a good place.

Unless it's the fucking best movie ever (to her), or you're watching it on your couch, then you shouldn't even be taking her there senpai. All you do during a movie is cohabitate the same cube of space while paying almost no attention to each other for like 2 hours. You should be bonding with this bitch.

Taking your longterm girl to the movies is great though. It's just like going with your male friend (do you have one, OP?) except there's less crass joking and you both get laid at the end.

heres the secret boys, you take her to the movie first, then you go eat and have the movie to fall back on and discuss while eating your meal.

worthless unless she gives you head before leaving the car when you take her home.

you, I like you and your post

/would read again

>Bible Black
this is how i know its that story is real

what if the movie is bad and not worth bringing up

>not eating dinner after the movie so you have something to talk about

amateur

then you just discuss what was bad about it.

she mentions that so and so was bad about what you just watched, and you reply with a different movie that does that bit well, tell her you'll have to watch that other movie together some time and there ya have it, second date in the works.

you type like a girl

Like doing those things alone except much worse.

You are the greek god of autism

>doesn't like where you took her to dinner
>doesn't care for the movie you chose
>asks you to take her home as soon as the credits start rolling
>you agree
>you don't take her home
>"home" is a whole other world, now
>now it's time to have some real fun