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Kailer "King of Nanjing" Yamamoto Edition

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hokkei sucks

Didn't read lmao

Ok Robyn Regehr

AYYYYYYYYYYY BTFO kek

>being a monkey

WTF IS COLBY ARMSTRONG DOIN IN A OILS UNIFORM

Your 2018 Rocket Richard winner

I'll repeat
Reaves was a playoff legend
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When will Sakic give up and just settle for the Preds deal? August maybe?

Laughing at Ryan Smyth

Move aside niglet

Post yfw /yourteam/ announced their 1st round pick

>anime nerd surviving 5 minutes in da chel

>No trades today

how does edmonton always end up with these fucking meme players?

>says he's a nip
>literally is a white man.

*telelports the puck behind your goalie*

Nothing personnel baka gaijin

His dad is half jap half Hawaiian

Yeah, I'd agree to that. But probably St Louis was much hornier for the Russian pick anyway.

Malkin is known to get into drama with other Russians. Where as Tarasenko will probably be elated to have some company in his Russki clique.

Sometimes a particularly player is more valuable to one team than another and I think that was the case here.
Reaves was more valuable to Pitt and Kostin meant more to St Louis.
Sundqvist was just a bonus "maybe" player, though he has struggled some.

They recognized that memes are the future and are getting in on the ground floor

>not even full breed nip

confirmed bust.

>Tarasenko will probably be elated to have some company in his Russki clique.
Two years ago the local rumors were that Tarasenko was having a hard time in St Louis and was putting on weight and not talking to anyone during off season because he missed his Russians. I think that's why Armstrong brought in Yakupov.

Although Reaves and Tarasenko were good friends.

how long before he goes full Elliot and kills McGaykid?

>some unfortunate play by play guy will have to call a Puljujarvi to Yamamoto goal

What the fuck. Why trade for reaves. Fucking garbage

>draisaitl/pulju/yamamoto anti-comintern line

look out commie fucking shits

>mfw we drafted Jonathan Toews 2.0

because their guy was off the board and the rest of this draft is trash.

yamamoto is easy to say.

I couldn't even begin to pronounce the other name.

Pull you yar v iirc

poop in a jar vi

>you now remember Stone punching Crosby in the face
>you now remember Subban punching Crosby in the back of the head
>you now remember Niskanen cheapshot

You may not like it but I bet Sid appreciates it.

Dont they have sestito?

>october 4th, 2017
>first game of the season for the Oilers and Flames
>CBC coverage finally switches over from the >laffs
>calgary's coach is going ballistic
>scoreboard shows the Oilers up 10-0 before the puck drops
>Kailer "Thrilla of Manila" Yamamoto has been scoring goals on the calgary net during warm up
>refs decide to let the goals count after reviewing them on the new nintendo switch review monitors
>post game interview with him
>"our embassy in calgary was slow decrypting the announcement of the dropping of the puck"

crysby is a faggot pussy i cant wait to see him get concussed again next year while reaves is on the bench not really caring

x3

if Crosby wasn't a dirty fuck maybe people wouldn't retaliate against him

Sestito can't skate, pass, shoot, or do anything

For me, it's the Long Island Ers

Plus I believe the POOs need a 3rd line center and Kostin can probably give them that right away.

However if he ends up being a wing, then they might have to consider Sundqvist as a 4c and Brodziak as a 3C.
Which is is where Sundqvist comes into the picture.

is that kailer "barber of pearl harbour" yamamoto?

>$5 Tuesday movie theater is the Preds prospect's favorite thing about Sioux City

Finns

That's a pretty good pick at 30 tbqhwy. Throught he might go a little earlier

I think part of it is the Pens have kind of given up on Sundqvist after his shit season, especially with the way Aston-Reese has been looking.

Pens badly need centermen though. Cullen definitely retiring

Kailer "Get the pails, Prince of Wales" Yamamoto

yeah, the penguins dumped him but with Lehtera traded and not really any NHL ready prospects the Blues are more likely to "give him a shot" if Kostin prefers wing over center.
They are getting thin at center ice.

3rd line center could be, at any time, Sobotka, Brodziak, Fabbri, or Schenn. Even Berglund could drop the 3rd line

Redpill me on Heiskanen

yeah I didn't read much about the draft this year but he seems good

>you know remember Crosby chimping the fuck out on Subban

>tfw your team takes the kid with the highest ceiling in the entire draft

Feels great to be a Canucks fan today, Pettersson is going to be a stud

>finnish defending

If finnish defending sucks then explain why we just saw so many elite finns getting drafted in rd 1

>implying Subban didn't have it coming

Severe brain damage is a requirement to be a GM

Someone should tell the nigger faggots in charge in Missouri that Jori Lehtera is a better player than Brayden giveaway Schwann

Capitals won the draft re-signing Oshie.

LMAO /hoc/ BTFO
>h-he will leave!

almost certain Schenn will be on line two desu.
Berglund is probably a #2 center on their team currently.

That leaves a handful of "flex" players and Brodziak and Sundqvist.
Thats not really a bad thing though, they can move guys around as need be.

I doubt fabbri will be a center though, undersized centers are rarely a thing in the NHL, especially on a checking line.
Sobotka and Kostin could be interchangeable though.

>tfw one of my best friends is a grill and a major hokkei fan
>tfw too scared to ask her out because i'm afraid i'll lose my friendship
what do m9's

this, they all have CTE

oooh I 'member

Do it you fucking pussy

>Pens badly need centermen though.

Aston-Reese will step in to fill whatever gap is left by Sundqvist. They should definitely pick up a vet rental for the coming season though. IDK who they can pick up in the $1-2m Cullen was in. Haven't been following the FAs that closely.

My guess is they'll keep Brodz on the fourth line so that they can use him and Upsall on PK whenever needed.

it's not healthy to fixate like that, attraction is normal but you don't have to make it a big deal

>signing a 30 year old shoot out meme to an 8 year / 5m aav contract

user there is something wrong with your baby

Yes

Wongs taking Rasmussen. Not as asshurt as many people are about it but still, pic related.

>Heiskanen-Klingberg
>Lindell-Honka

Brehs....

Remindee that Casey Mittelstadt cannot do 1 (one) pullup

eichel will teach him how to do it

Oshie is an elite goalscorer. Caps would have been in deep shit if we lost him

>Kyle Connor
Based as fuck.

>He doesn't rate Elias Pettersson
Wew, where were you when the best player in the draft went to Hongcouver?

>tfw Ohsie Shane DOAN'D himself
>tfw will never buy an Oshie jersey because he plays for a shit franchise
sad desu, he's one of my favorite players.

At least the caps have a chance at the cup. Yotes never sniffed it

>elite goalscorer
>literally only scored 30+ goals ONCE with a pure meme shooting percentage that won't repeat

TJ why are you shitposting on /hoc/?

the Flyers are now Schennless

shitposting on /hoc/ ofc

Hischier > Hiskanen >>>>>>> Patrick

>finally has a year worthy of a top lineman in a contract year
>elite scorer

wew lad, hope you're ready for the crash.

Sure thing TJ "Henry" Oshie

He's going to go play college hockei and be forgotten by the time he's ready to even be in the AHL.

He's one of those guys that will probably make the league someday but be a "literally who" and "wtf he was a 1st round pick 5 years ago? I dont even remember that" type of guy.

Yotes have gone deeper in the playoffs the past 20 years than the Caps m8

Shut the fuck up you faggot

OVECHKIN ON SUICIDE WATCH

what a cutie

People seem to hate both Casey and Michael Rasmussen alot.

>mad
>at facts

Looks like a poofter

Can't wait for Reaves to ruin this smug fucker.

project players are never popular, despite being a very common backbone on the NHL.

Everyone wants hockey to be like the NBA where your pick is a stud immediately, but thats rarely the case.
NHL and MLB survive off of their project prospects. Even if its anti climactic.

REEE THEY RUINED IT

not as cute as Nico

>look up prospect highlights
>shitty music starts playing over the play by play
>every goal is followed by stupid visual effects

That's 30 goals we can't afford to lose. Who's gonna step up if we had lost him?

nabbed a pretty good right handed dman

how'd your draft go?

Lol it's like every prospect that gets drafted is going to be a bust. These 'fans' just don't understand the point you just made. Very valid user.