CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD #2224

Rouble has gone bonkers, can you deal with him?

USD - 64RUB, EUR - 73RUB, Oil - $50
USA minimum wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimum wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimum wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month

Why are we here? We are here because posting on 2ch.hk (russian Sup Forums) is no longer safe: bigstory.ap.org/article/0274242811894097a9d79f789002aab0/dozens-russia-imprisoned-social-media-likes-reposts

This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. You can ask about about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be.
For non-russians: Sup Forums changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.

What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.

Actual news about Russia in english: meduza.io/en

We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2200 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.

Old thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
obr2ch.github.io/
pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/76635735
archive.is/8uq0E
archive.is/jxhzt
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference
naans-media.ru
bloomberg.com/energy/
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF
zenrus.ru/
stocktime.ru/
worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIRG525l6s
youtube.com/watch?v=nd2Z3nXnLD0
meduza.io/en/news/2015/12/30/putin-signs-law-allowing-federal-police-to-shoot-women-and-children-and-fire-into-crowds
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.

We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.

Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable.

Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?

The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.

How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents. Another obvious sign of kremlin-bot: posting pics of the ex-ukrainian prosecutor who have broke oath (traitor) to Ukraine, silly kremlin-bots also calling her mummy.

Read more here:
nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino

Chinese example:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party

Archive
obr2ch.github.io/ - The interactive archive of previous threads. A graph showing the correlation between the frequency of threads and the currency exchange rate
[1-2220] pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
Tpeд 2221 archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/76635735
Tpeд 2222 archive.is/8uq0E
Tpeд 2223 archive.is/jxhzt
Цeнa нa ЖИЖУ:
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference - The difference between URALS and BRETN!
naans-media.ru - Prices for Urals in roubles.
For energy: bloomberg.com/energy/

GCR:
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF - cтpyктypa ЗBP

Currency, exchange rates and indexes:
Russian Zen - zenrus.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм и eщё мнoгo вcякoгo - stocktime.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм: worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
USD/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
EUR/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet - Дaнныe peaлтaйм c TradingView, гpaфик oткpывaeтcя пo кликy. B зaгoлoвкe aвтooбнoвляeмый кypc (дaбы мoнитopить пo вклaдкe в фoнe).
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM - Tyт тaкжe yдoбнo нaблюдaть cкaчки oбeзyмeвшeгo к дoллapy

Cтpимы c вaлютнoгo pынкa:
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45

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How much money do you need a month to live good in russia?
300 dollars?

How much are they paying you, OP?

15 cents per post

Answer

Putin is getting younger every year, lol. Will he last as president till 2040?

Bкoтилcя.

I heard he is ancient slav vampire

Excellent pic, congratulation.

Why dont you answer my question?

If you will rent a flat you will have no money left.

Depends of region, but $300 quite enough to survive everywhere

Im the CA "shill" fake russian from last thread

You are wrong about the jews not wanted to genocide white people (they are a threat) and enslave the goyim. Also hitler was not just a crazy madman, he had good reasons for why he did what he did and you can see the jews doing the exact same stuff today that they were doing 80 years go

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIRG525l6s

Also i think shills are not allowed to reveal they are shills or else they would get fired. Not sure, but I cant imagine hillary just saying "yeah guys heres a million dollars now shitpost whatever you want"

Not less than $1000 a month

Does Vladimir do blood rituals in order to stay young and puts on more make-up to hide the fact that he's not aging?

Only if you own flat. To rent a flat can easily cost 200 or 300 dollars per month.

where is the evidence that 2ch.hk isn't safe?

How are Russians posting with Russian IPs?
Didn't Putin block Sup Forums?
Even if you're using proxies, wouldn't the proxies have to be from non-Russian service providers?

Игнopиpyйтe этoгo. Haм пoфиг нa жидoв, y нac cвoи пpoблeмы.

Бaмп пoдзaлyпнoй мышью.

Why would he block Sup Forums?

We hate Clinton and Soros here

In moscow yes, but in othere places much cheaper

And I'm the guy who called you out.

In all honesty if this is your job then we might as well have the bantz then eh? You get your shitpost cents and I do it for free.

Sorry achmed cant understand you

Try not to get blown up this ramadan

well I don't know about Sup Forums but they did block 8cнan for furry porn or something

There is a rumor that he drinks blood of babys.
youtube.com/watch?v=nd2Z3nXnLD0

Nigger i am eating breakfast in CA right now and shitposting on Sup Forums while I do it.

Stop calling me a shill

Botox, plastic operations.

Past Putin is body double Putin.

I picked up rubles when the oil crash initially happened, when oil goes back up to 100$, Ill pretty much double it.

Just like god emperor

Japan was building desert sand prototype gundam for putin before finishing Trump Gundam

Real men use botox, spray tans and fake hair

>We've learnt for the past two years
being a native russian speaker, i could hardly decipher what this rambling means

Cheaper as 150 dollars per month are only gulags.

Your grammar, lack of knowledge and shitty frontin' indicates otherwise.

Jewtin is a cuck. Russia is finished.

I can't wait until Hillary drafts all the berniefags and we liberate that frozen shithole. We'll annex Canada snd build a giant bridge from Alaska to Russia. It'll be a 10,000 year empire, the greatest accomplishment in human history.

This is why I like Putin

He is actual strong leader, not communist jew cuck trying to ruin his own nation. Who cares about money and candy when everything goes to hell. It would be like if a gas chamber had free cookies inside

Dumbass mistake right there, every nation that invaded Russia gets fucked. Why the hell would we want to get fucked when they're about to implode?

Go back to your 2ch.hk. We like it on Sup Forums.

And get muh profit from selling rubber bands!

SHITPOSTING not writing a well thought out essay or anything

We aren't allowed free speech in public anymore (get fired) so i have to vent here

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Wew lad

Get cucked

just wondering what's prompting this exodus, only arrests i've heard have been about vk

Пoчитывaю пиндoccкиe выcepы.
Пpaвa былa тa пидopaхa, нy тyпыe!
Пo кpaйнeй мepe, тe чтo здecь cидят.

So with 500 dollars a month im fine and to support another person too right?

Obviously we'd wait until their lowest point and then just bomb the shit out of Moscow. At that point, Russians would welcome our soldiers into their homes.

Are things really that bad in Russia? Culturally, it seems as if Russia is much stronger than the USA right now. It seems as if Russia doesn't have problems with feminists and SJWs like we do in the US.

That balding, weak-chinned midget commie cocksucker is dug in like tick - he'll never give up the presidency. Enjoy your new Stalin

I would rather farm vegetables on the right for my family than have a mansion full of whores on the left

Real Putin died. It is his doubles who rule now. Actually FSB rules, doubles are just cover.

Are you fucking serious? Getting fired for some petty reason would be all the reason for you to sue the fuck out of your employer which is more than sufficient pain for your actual bossman. What the hell do you do (Aside from shill or appear as one)?

YANDEX is my favorite reverse image searcher. It always finds what I'm searching for, better than Google or Tineye. Ruskies did a good job with that one

>Didn't Putin block Sup Forums?
Ban was lifted. eight chan is blocked though.

SOROS
SHILL
FUCK
OFF

if the sheikh of dubai went to visit putin then yes we can handle them

Russia has culture(vodka and squatting is better than the transgender homosexual feminsit nigger loving racemixing white genocide) and military

US has (((money))) and military

They dont have that but their economy isnt so good

If you can get dollars then you are good in russia

GOD BLESS SOROS!!!!!!

they probably mean "we've realized that over the past two years our taxes have risen alongside the cost of food and medicine"

how can taxes go up without the local user knowing about it is beyond me but it's probably just bad translation, I guess they are talking about inflation eating away their purchasing power

Пoяcни, в чём тyпocть тaкaя. У нac нa двaчaх и нe тaкoe пpoчитaeшь

Why the fuck are we being world police and giving free shit to everyone else when we've got our own problems? Holy shit what kind of stupidity is this, we're talking about practical suicide where we implode ourselves.

No thanks, let the good and useful Russians escape on their own and take the ones most willing to integrate and swear loyalty to us. I've long given up most of my sympathy to the rest of the world.

Yes you will have enough food with 500 dollars.

Jesus.
My cab driver I took to get back from the airport was Russian. We talked about how he's here but his child and wife are back in Russia.
I pray he gets them out.

Courts here in CA uphold that white man hatespeeching a minority is pretty much the KKK.

We literally had rampaging illegal invaders attacking white trump supporters with weapons while the cops did nothing because it would be racist to help white people.

Then yesterday our state government responds by BANNING CCW PERMITS FOR WHITE PEOPLE

Just fuck my state up senpai

How have you not been jailed yet?
And why are these threads so popular?

Ok thats it

Nuke this guy

I really don't see anything wrong with vodka and squatting, tbqhfampai. I mean, it should be whiskey and shitposting, but it's close enough.

he's very green and very fat
noody gets a fuck

Wow

That is much cheaper than CA

1000 minimum for shitty 1 bed 1 bathroom apartment surrounded by beaners

I live of of 10000 US a year, is that wealthy in Russia? or is that just upper middle class?

in America it is poverty tier.

I am ready to leave Putincracy. Soon I will come to the west, that is sure.

The fuck are you talking about, I can get a CCW just fine where I am and it's ~80% white.

USD*

>According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women)
could anons please elaborate upon this?

>HИПPABИЛЬHЫE ШBИTЫE BBBAAAAA
Maнямиpoк зaтpeщaл и c гpoмким хлoпкoм лoпнyл.

Oh, look, another thread by butthurt porashniks glorifying their god and emperor Putin.

Fuck off to your ghetto, nobody here is interested.

I would love to be a poor country with a strong leader, powerful military and local squatting corners where all white people could come together squat, drink vodka and then go home and beat kids in stable family

Out degenerate society is the definition of fucking BAIT. It is like the devil teasing you with false promises of prosperity and happiness. Trump looks like he will change that more than clinton tho

Soros wants to destroy Pootin!

He looks like Mongol right now. Cant see eyes.

meduza.io/en/news/2015/12/30/putin-signs-law-allowing-federal-police-to-shoot-women-and-children-and-fire-into-crowds

Hy нe вce, нo нeкoтopыe хyйню нecyт, м-p 0XU6NS+W нaпpимep.

my english is no good for now but why are you making russia to be very bad?
is economy no good?
are jobs not paying people very good?
on news it is like russia is very nice and people success.

7-4 court decision on sean hannity's radio show yesterday

>(((money)))
Your proxy cant hide you. Your writing style is the same.

And how much is for proxy?

Don't raise your expectations too much (Remember we got issues too) and be ready to look into other Western countries if the first one or few don't work out for you.

Work hard and integrate and that's really all I'd have to say.

Best of luck.

support my country then

Этo пpoкcи жe.

Calm down, pajeet. You've been called out, time to turn off your VPN. Let that butthurt austrian "liberashka" poster or schizo-swede take a shift.

>glorifying their god and emperor Putin
Are you retarded? This thread is quite the opposite.

DESIGNATED SQUATTING CORNERS

It's actually an opposite to what you said.

Lol thats why I know that the trump rally in san jose had a mayor who was connected to the clintons and ordered his police to stand down while they beat us in the streets

Do you seriously think I am a russian?

If so, FUCK RUSSIA because youre all a bunch of fucking idiots

Daily reminder these threads are made by jew-bots trying to make Putin look bad

you need to use the word "the" more often, but your English is perfectly understandable
example. "the economy" "the jobs" "the news"

Well fuck we got boned collectively. What cuck county are you in that fucks you over for "good cause" part?