Germans, what does this sound like to you?

Germans, what does this sound like to you?

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I understand German because I'm Dutch and that doesn't sound like German at all. That sounds like some kind of extremely inbred hick accent with some German influence.

They basically speak Palantine Deutsch not hoch Deutsch. And they are Amish so inbreed hicks is appropriate.

It sounds like Americans trying to pretend ot speak some bits of German.

Worth mentioning we call it "Pennsylvania Dutch"

What about this?

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>21st century
>America has Amishes and Mormons and shit
Exotic as fuck.

Amish are woke but FUCK TLC for exploiting them. TLC are scum.

I see a lot of them around where I am. They are reserved, have funny accents and generally smell bad.

The West Coast has Hutterites.

>population: 300k
>almost all Amish descend from about 200 18th-century founders

They look Russian

she sounds like an american speaking gibberish, he sounds like he's got a speech impediment

We have Russian Old Believers too!

It doesn't sound really distinctively German anymore, more like big mess of English and German. You can recognize the dialectical expressions but then out of the blue whole words and sayings are replaced by English.

modern amish are so inbred that they're losing their ability to grow beards

Any chance they'll let you on their farm to buy natty meat and dairy?

I've only seen them sell vegetables.

That's why they looks so inbred. Incestous bastards.

Guys, its ridiculous and ebin :DDD Even in Russia they are ceased to exist.

barely understandable
even the german words are pronounced like american english so it's very hard to follow

>Average Amish woman has 6-7 children
>50% growth per decade
>Amish will literally be the saviors of white America

>Even in Russia they are ceased to exist.

You chased them out, you meanies.

>the saviors of white America are literally inbred

>tfw no amish gf

America should just force them to go to school and teach them evolution
Then this silly cult is gonna die out

Sounds like Dutch

>Someone is acting differently from the rest of us? Time to round them all up into camps!

Classic Germany

Sound dutch

post qt amish/hutterite grills pls

You're Canadian, you have Doukhobors

And Mennonites
used to buy milk, eggs, and bread from the local Mennonites

I've never even heard of these
interesting

They look exactly like women from my village.