ITT: Stupid band names

ITT: Stupid band names

Neutral Milk Hotel. Sounds like a shitty funk metal band from 1989.

Every single pornogrind band, ever.

Pretty much all of them honestly

Radiohead

Pink Flamingos...
who would guess they play some ultra fast hardcore like the olden days, judging by the cover.

My Bloody Valentine

Talk Talk

good band bad name

Almost every band name is dumd if you think enough

the urgin virgins

JR JR

...

every word is dumd if you think enough

trips confirms

Do you know where that comes from?

hobo ass stank?

Kitchens of Distinction
Stupid name, great band

Names for solo artist projects are even dumber. Why don't they simply use their own names?

Five Finger Death Punch
Bomb the Music Industry!
Hadouken!
She Wants Revenge
The The
Dr. Dog
TLC
Imagine Dragons
Limp Bizkit
Korn
Panic! at the Disco
[Insert any 3rd-wave ska band here]

N.E.R.D.

Might as well have a good band name thread, those are honestly rarer, most band names are shit

Teen Suicide
Elvis Depressedly
Crywank
Cigarettes After Sex

The Beatles.

Sunflower Bean

Considering that band's name comes from a song of the Bonzo Dog doo-dah band, you could have done better

They were named after a talking heads song

So much this. Even without the glorious trips.
Hoobastank is among the first things that come to my mind when the topic of stupid band names comes up.

Just about anything with an animal in the name.

Portugal. The Man
it screams pretentiousness

Godspeed You
The yeah yeahs
The The
Cocktwo twins

Every band name with an exclamation mark automatically sucks.

>except Neu!

True story

The only other one I can think of is Off! but I don't listen to them so I can't speak on their quality.

What's going to happen when all logical band names are taken?

"woah did you listen to the new SR4DG-196314 record?"

hobo ass stinks

God Speed You is the worst name

Echo and the Bunnymen

We Butter The Bread With Butter

We know

The The is a great band name though

The Smiths, Interpol, The Mommas and the Poppas, the i love yous, cat power

The Boo Radleys

Good name retard

Dr. Dog is good

Car Seat Headrest

Dashboard Confessional