>BREAKING: Hazmat situation reported in downtown Manhattan
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
>Russia
Fooled me once Mr Chernobyl.
> "White powder" incident reported in building that houses several gov't agencies
čiki briki
bump
>Manhattan *HazMat* Box 0152- 26 Federal Plaza. Bn-1 has a white powder incident with 2 civilians exposed. HazMat 1 & ESU responding
Sounds like someone got spotted about to snort a line and panicked.
FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?
>yfw hillary's reptilian holographic device was discovered in broad daylight and the worlds about to find out
BREAKING: Reactor at Belgian nuke power plant shuts down after incident
ITS HAPPENING GUYS
BREAKING: PUTIN ASSASSINATED
sauce plz
This just in:
Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton experiences first orgasm in her life.
Some liberal spilled his lies
rt.com
also new thread for this here
sauce?
4 hours ago.
MORE: Police confirm 9-11 call made regarding hazmat situation, don't give further detail
This happens everyday.
I had a "hazmat situation". At my office like 4 years ago
It means somone found a mysterious substance
It's nothing
Pajeet took a poo in the street is all
This happens all the time at this one reactor
>Pajeet is so fucked up he poos white powder now
The nearest webcam
This could be a broken sewer line. Human waste is hazmat material, as is blood, semen, ect.
>inb4 it was a smuggled bag of cocaine
is this the ramadan happening?
Happens literally all the fucking time
liberals sacraficing themselves to make the black crime rate look less drastic when compared to the white crime rate
who knows
Why Is RT reporting on this before my news?
Did Clinton shit herself again?
@Trevman2012 54 minutes ago
@RT_America Hillarys bullshit sprung a leak
Fucking kek.
>Janitor misplaced some floor sweeping compound...
>major US city on lockdown
>NYC Fire Wire @NYCFireWire 16 мин16 минyт нaзaд
>Manhattan *EDP* West Broadway & Reade St. 10 Truck had a naked male trying to set himself on fire in the park
wtf?
inb4 old Mercury thermometer fell off a wall and broke
Sweeping compound is just sawdust and silica. This is probably a biological waste thing if anything.
Almost certainly not happening tho.
>fridays