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Not sure what you mean, I just quite liked Shaun of the Dead

fuck the prods

Any of you lads seen Baby Driver? Might go and watch it tonight.

Looks like it has a good soundtrack and I think Ansel Elgort is cute xx

Wahey
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what is this paddy up to?

anime

never have a problem flirting with 9/10+ girls because i know they'll never shag me, you autists would flip if you saw me chatting to one

have many problems flirting with moderately attractive girls, i turn into a grade A sperg around them and can barely hold a conversation

too up myself to chat up average girls

as a result i'm still a virgin hahahahaha

FUCK OFF

cara 2bh lads

Alri lickdicki

I've pulled a 9 before. Only once though and gave her completely unsatisfactory sex.

I'm probably the most normie "chad" person on /brit/ if im being honest

Oh god he deleted it and reposted it in this thread

*does a 'really makes you think'*

what is this paddy up to?

local boozer has contactless now. paid for my freedom IPA and pork scratchings with my iphone. mad.

what is the world coming to?

What country?

Looks pretty rare desu

...

this female paddy ( male ) is out to make my cock nice and hard!

find it difficult to rate girls on a 1 to 10 scale

>slo-vak-i-a
No idea

holy shit. interstellar is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created

people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film

tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant..

Thinking of putting naughty things in my mouth

you might not have autism

Cute pidgins

Am I British?

yes

No we're Greek

no dont think so

a stored stream of information regarding every single daily course of action of each and every individual

what did he do for all those years

...

ooh ah up the bum

whats the difference between you and slovenia?

>tfw no grosse gf

Nazi Germany wasn't true Nazism as true Nazism has never been tried

Gryo, burger, chicken sandwich, or italian sausage lads?


Going now

i am not a country

take the piss

Hello brit, is southampton comfy?

>Slovinsko
>Slovensko
just an i and an e

Haha :3

wanked

No, it's all shit

It's a bit grim and there's loads of old people.

it's a cool breezy 70 degrees in buttville today lads

not massively but a lot of Hampshire's posh

dire

finally watched the sargon/rogan podcast
>the whole fucking thing

not as bad as I'd expected it to be. joe really nailed him on the ancient civilisations thing, or at least his dismissive attitude towards them

I could nearly relate to this post until I seen the virgin bit
off yourself you weirdo

the absolute state

any lad who wouldn't tap that is 100% a bender

What are you lads making for dinner today? "prinsefisk" here.

>never have a problem flirting with 9/10+ girls because i know they'll never shag me
Never really thought about it this way. Pretty interesting

would love to swing a meaty right hook at your empty head

stroll around demanding to know where the white women at

>watching Joe Rogan without Alex Jones
gaylord

In 1703, Hannah Twynnoy became Britain's first recorded victim of a tiger.

She was a barmaid at the White Lion in Malmesbury, Wiltshire, when a travelling menagerie set up in the pub's large rear yard, ready to attract paying crowds.

Hannah was warned against upsetting the tiger but she enjoyed bothering and poking at the big cat - until one day it discovered the cage door was open. Fed up of the pesky barmaid, the tiger launched itself on the unfortunate servant and mauled her to death.

A town named after the US president!

virgin shirt

>What's that? Miss your flight princess? Nobody's bullying you, you stupid FUCK! Jamie, pull up that video of chimps smoking marijuana and driving scissor lifts at the airport.

what are the ingredients for that?

looks shit

>plaid shirt
very reddity numale

This guy grabbed my ass, I dragged him out in a chokehold, he slammed me into a wall. And is crying like a bitch when he got arrested.

so glad I'm bent and can have sex easily, I'm way too autistic to pull girls

*gives you a thumbs up*

>he will never experience the comfy american childhood

feel bad for you lot, basically all of you lived in little shanties compared to US homes. Also a severe lack of nature in the UK

ah yes, white people food

done a drawing

nignonce BTFO

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had a wank

you gotta have a system, heres mine:

>1-atrocious
>2-ugly
>3-bad
>4-okay, could just use a little something
>5-okay, not too ugly not overly beautiful just ok
>6-sly qt
>7-attractive, this is what most good looking girls are at imo
>8-sexy
>9-divine
>10-Astonishingly beautiful, perfection. very rare, has to have great face, great chebs and a great arse

oh no lads some virgin on an anime image board called checked shirts reddit. better bin them all now!

>virgin
oh sweetie I lost that years ago xxx

>You think living in North Korea is hard, try being a fuckin' bear

oh

seems like too much of a hassle for little results

>the comfy American childhood
ah yes, going to public schools filled with blacks and Mexicans and worrying every day about getting shot by your classmates

what about personality?

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Not a virgin, you abominable twat.
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Right back at you, my dear friend.
Yes, it's a traditional Norwegian recipe.

different nature isn't necessarily a bad thing, although north america probably has the best landscapes on the planet

i love english greenery desu

>le nĂ¼-male boogeyman

black people arent even 13% of our population lmao

not saying you were a virgin
you are just rocking the virgin shirt

*strolls confidently into thread in slow motion while inspirational music blares from the ether*

autism

ah yes
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>lucky enough to live in one of the white-majority suburbs
>thrown in jail by a preying cop who pretended to be your only friend

this is strictly for looks as I dont think personality can go on scale since there are multiple things to agree and disagree on

1st July 1997: Britain meekly returns Hong Kong with no possibility of being able resist the armed might of the Chinese State

Going to a baseball game today lads

>virgin shirt
What is a non-virgin shirt?

Stop virgin shaming

>being autistic

sorry, I can't relate

was waiting for someone to post that haha

Did you have a roast today? What sort?

very loose fitting tank top to show off your big tight muscules

oy oy DEANO

'e

fuck him