TEXAS RANGERS @ NEW YORK YANKEES

Bibens-Dirkx vs. Cessa

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TEXAS

1. Delino DeShields (R) LF
2. Shin-Soo Choo (L) RF
3. Elvis Andrus (R) DH
4. Adrian Beltre (R) 3B
5. Rougned Odor (L) 2B
6. Carlos Gomez (R) CF
7. Mike Napoli (R) 1B
8. Robinson Chirinos (R) C
9. Pete Kozma (R) SS

NEW YORK

1. Mason Williams (L) CF
2. Aaron Hicks (S) LF
3. Aaron Judge (R) RF
4. Matt Holliday (R) DH
5. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
6. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
7. Tyler Austin (R) 1B
8. Ronald Torreyes (R) 3B
9. Austin Romine (R) C

Is Karter headed straight to Cooperstown or is another team gonna pick him up?

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What kind of a fucking name is "Bibens-Dirkx"

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lmao that scene showing carter leaving was kinda sad lol but fuck him

sounds dutch, like dirk.

they have weird names

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I feel bad for him, but when I read that he was cut from the team i farted lmao

>it took this long for the yankees to get sick of carter

Is baseball popular in Norwegia?

>cessa

who is this bum

>williams
>romine
>cessa

well girardi's not trying to win this one

Sanchez has had some shitty throws lately

that's Romine

That ain't Sanchez behind the plate

who is this sanche feller

I'm an idiot. Still a bad throw

That's Romine. If Sanchez were behind the plate he would be out even with an inaccurate throw.

Sanchez is a better hitter than Holliday. If he is being rested behind the plate we still need his bat at DH.

>cessa

honestly it should be Holliday 1B Sanchez DH on these kinds of days but girardi is too afraid an everyday starter last year will die from playing 1b twice a week

>throwing home when Deshields is running

Thank you Elvis

CHOOCHOO

Holliday is kind of a liability at 1B but makes up for it at the plate. I hope they keep Torreyes at 3rd even when Headley comes back

Is it true that the Yankees gave Chance Adams a passport? I can't deal with this shitter Cessa anymore.

Who #Beltre3K here?

is cessa shit or what

Literally who?

>rougned odor

that a strange name

Please tell me you own one of her jerseys.

It's a good thing they didn't use Clippard last night because Cessa isn't going to go very long

Nope, because I don't want to explain to my friends that I'm extremely autistic

eh, headley is fine for me, even when he's bad at least he takes some pitches and plays better defense

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I think they should move Headley to first and keep Torreyes at 3rd with Holliday still at DH but it all depends on how Austin plays while he's out.

I think the 500+ pics of her on her computer will do the explaining for you

Erin Juggs looks like a Mongoloid

good think she can hit

Mason Williams leading off reminds me of Joe Torre never messing with his lineup so Miguel Cairo would bat second when resting Jeter.

>I think the 500+ pics of her on her computer will do the explaining for you
>Implying my friends know about the pictures
They don't even know who Christen Press is to my knowledge. My Christen autism is exclusively on Sup Forums

She has a restraining order against me, it's part of my mandatory therapy to not follow her online

>safe
weew

I thought this judge guy was supposed to be good

weew

>typing emojis after a game takes too much time and effort
You're getting old, Paulie.

Cessa has really good movement on his pitches

>cessa will set the new mlb single game strikeout record

>Kozma
He barely even played for us, and I'm glad we cut him. I bet the Rangers will pick up Carter too.

And still take a 1-0 loss

>chris carter celebrating with the team
little did he know

>austin is just white chris carter

>that alone makes him more tolerable

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That was a phenomenal impression of Chris Carter

An impression would have his swing be a weak wave at the pitch while he walks back to the dugout with some content look

at least he doesnt have that dumbfounded just woke up look that carter does

>YANKEE FIDGET SPINNER

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>Kay playing with a fidget spinner
I'm turning the game off now.

cessa's body movement when he throws and how he throws is very matt harvey like

He does it all the time on his show. I saw one of the yankees ones at the bodega this morning

can't spell cessa

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Some worker at the stadium gave him the Yankee fidget spinner yesterday since Kay stole his daughters and plays around with it on his radio show. The other guys on the show give him a lot of shit for it.

>Mason Williams is black
I never would've guessed that. I thought he was Hispanic.

>mason williams is a better leadoff hitter than gardner or ellsbury

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Sup fellas, how's everyones Saturday going?

the old stadium is literally the best/most iconic stadium in all of sports

drinking with the wife and we're both watching the game.. she loves baseball now.. oddly enough she has a crush on chase headley?

Absolutely. I miss it.
Sounds cozy. Does she know what a detriment he is to the team?

After this one

she understands now.. she believes giving people a chance is good but forgets that baseball is a business lol she was actually excited about the carter thing

That's my 8th birthday!

Who did we play? did we win?

>Literal corporate cookie cutter stadium
>More iconic than the old Yankee Stadium
Please leave.

The new stadium is too corporate. This season it seems like it is especially bad with the tourists. I usually go to 20-30 games a season but have only been to one so far

got £500 on yankees to win

how blacked am i

I looked it up,
we trounced the White Sox 9-2 behind Strawberry's 3 Homers

The offense sucks right now

The Yanks are slumping hard right now and we started Luis Cessa. You made a terrible bet.

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My first game at the stadium was actually a few weeks later.

What the fuck is wrong with the offense right now?

Darvish and Bibens-Dirkx are elite

>everyone is slumping
>rest your hottest hitter
>no production from first or third base no matter who is playing

36 more hits to go boys

How the fuck does Beltre hit the ball so hard with those shitty ass swings?

Can we end the Holder meme now? He's shit.

No one knows, that's why he so based

>le goofy old third base man XD
When can this meme end?

XD good one bro!

When he stops making plays

Torreyes saved a few runs and hit the game winner last night even though his production has been shit otherwise. Headley wouldn't have made those plays

#JUDGED

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>tfw still haven't been shut out

Bibens-Dirkx

You've been JUDGED

>4 more

judged

What an ugly piece of shit

What gang is judge a part of? They didn't zoom in on his teeth enough for me to tell.

I'm worried about the home run derby ruining Judge's swing.

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