Who would cast in a Lolita remake?
Who would cast in a Lolita remake?
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Helen Mirren as Lolita. She's got range.
The jordyn threads tonight have been some of the most autistic shit I've ever seen on here
are you jordyn bro?
The casting director.
archive link?
ITT: we summon that vocoroo autist obsessed with the jordynfag
im here
Louis CK as the old man
built for BBC
O yes
Got any pornstars that look like her who take BBC?
ARCHIVE LINK BEFORE DELETE
pls
Shittiest one desu
kek
Elsa Jean
Get some taste. Jordynbros are the worst.
Chloebros. Now that's where it's at.
>Chloebros. Now that's where it's at.
that ole coalburner?
>chloe
she LITERALLY fucks niggers
>caring about race
>not caring about race
checkm8
You sound fat
This
Oops that was meant for
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._.
i mean as an American i usually feel thinner than average in public
>the
>(1) guy
All redditors love JJ. And unironically *I* am 90% of calling people reddit posts.
Now Lexee is where it's at
Milly Bobby Brown
She is an actual talented kid actress so she could probably pull it off.
Well that was my initial impression but then I listened to the whole thing and you sound like a bro
heck I'm the other thing, closer to holopcaust survivor body so . . ya know.
Aaron pls
Seek help already
are you jordynbro
You are definitely fat. That "I'm fat, chin goes here" beard isn't helping matters.
oh, ok
I do not know who or what jordyn/jordynbro is
I stumbled into this thread
Im not even american you guys are weird
is this a so called "cunny" thread?
Janitor incoming?
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>is this a so called "cunny" thread?
Yes. Enjoy getting v& amateur
I'm jordynbro. You make me a little nervous.
why is it always that same picture, what is it exactly?
Why? Are you not used to people being interested in you? There is no part of me that you should be scared of, lol. I just wanna know you better.
If you're talking about OP pic, I have no idea where it comes from, but it's the contrast between the obvious youth of the subject (her face, exposed shoulders) and the cigarette + her sexy look
greenlight it
moot
Lexee Smith as Lolita
Idris Elba as Humbert
Season 1 Sam Winchester lol
>paraphrasing your year book quote
If I had finished high school I would have made sure I got that shit from a primary source.
what a fucking faggot
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who?
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Brian Singer makes it, Lolita is a 12 year old boy it's basically just Singer filming his everyday life breaking twinks in on the casting couch
The American publisher for Lolita originally suggested Nabokov change the setting to a farm, Humbert to a farm hand and make Lolita a boy the same age.
Thought it would sell better apparently.
>they waste their time with lolita garbage
>they will never make an Invitation to a Beheading movie
>Who would cast in a Lolita remake?
I need a name
Pretty weird hearing someone talk about Sup Forums.
first time I've ever heard someone say cunny out loud.
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>ywn be part of the good looking crew
why even live bros? ;_;
please this
FS
>Socrates in the senior quote
just reaffirms my love for moot desu
Maisie Williams
An unknown 12 year old, but we all know the character would be aged up to 16 and played by a 19 year old today.
This. America has become too politically correct.
you haven't seen rome?
I think i found our Lolita boys
oh my
you have my attention...
She is a bit older now but she would still be perfect
very cute indeed, fhamilia
is she an actress?
is she that girl from the loli training school from Agent carter?
Good eye user
Yes she is her name is veronika bonell
this argentinian(?) girl will do, definitely have nymphet quality to it
ohhhhh, I even have a webm
cree cicchino
looks familiar
i am pleading the fifth on any questions
chiara would make a great lolita
she's tiny, tite, and sexy
wtf i hate pedos now
>pedos
nice projecting, brah
>punches her right in the nontit
kek
He even looks like a fucking child predator.
Who is this? Rhetorical, I don't care. Stop posting her. She's fucking everywhere and she's a nobody on a board about television and movies. If I don't know who the fuck this idiot is, then she doesn't belong here. Get the fuck out. Go. Be gone. Adios, fag-o. I don't ever want to see this trick posted again unless she gets her own fucking TV show, because that's the ONLY time she'll ever be relevant on this board.
Fuck off.
Steve Buscemi as Lolita
TRIGGERED
AS
FUCK