Hasen vs Predator

Here's the 7th episode of hansen vs predator with good quality. Let's all enjoy it together

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I love seeing this guy put away bad guys

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>its an entrapment episode

NIGGERSA

>it's a qt decoy episode

>Hasen

No decoy and Chris, no watch

>Just me, my mommy, and my daddy

Oh, here we fucking go again.

>it's a "now i'm hungry" episode

>This somehow isn't entrampment

WHAT THE FUCK. That faggot papafinch literally didn't do anything.

What kind of fucking pizza is that?

Nice and hot

He just wanted to play video games with her

>entrampment

>not posting the 8th episode

why u do this

I don't have it, good sir.

It really is disgusting and troubling how many of you enjoy this garbage. I pray for this country.

Which country?

What? No way!

>chat with an adult pretending to be a kid
>never talk to a kid
>get in trouble for talking to a kid

um, mods?

>Praying for Britain
We don't need you senpai

Connecticut

That's not a country.

>here, let me respond with a situation that has real victims and act like its the same thing.

Chris Hansen messed with the wrong marine.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>I'm looking to raise money to get a hair transplant
WEW

WOW....JUST WOW!

These guys LITERALLY DID FUCKING NOTHING WRONG!

Fuck you Chris Hansen,....I am so angry right now....

>episode
>only 10 minutes

why the fuck did he plead guilty? idiot didn't do anything to get caught.

why do these morons even sign their right to stay silent away. hire a lawyer you tards if you want to satisfy your lolita fetish.

The voice-overs are still hilarious. Is this the show Hansen got crowd funded

Hansen scammed his sub-human fan base.
el o el

>its a marine episode

...is the decoy wearing a bullet proof vest while on the phone

When will we see Hillary as a decoy?

>still no cape and fedora

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE

He's the season finale I bet, it's a cliffhanger because he teleports behind Chris is the finale moments of the episode using his pedo-clone jitsu.

George Costanza

WHY DO THEY INSIST ON TALKING TO THE POLICE

it's so frustrating to watch

>I'm so excited to meet you I'm going into the next room

...

>many of his texts are so raunchy, we can't show them on tv

the last two episodes have fucking sucked, chris hansen's bants are the best parts and these guys bailed immediately/didn't even show up and we just get to see them talk to the police for no reason

i want to see chris hansen vs people. there has been no versing the past two epsiodes

qt

>first related video
youtube.com/watch?v=LXsLkwFYXKA

Did you miss the last episode with the guy who brought pizza? It's TCAP quality.

Hansen isn't a law enforcement entity so he doesn't have to mirandize people.

They also get to edit out whatever he tells people to get them to sign the bullshit. Because he has final cut.

50 minute commercial breaks in America

>foot fetishist

does not surprise me

>I'm not looking for booty and all that
>el oh el, if ur just gonna sit around I can just b bored by my self el oh el
Getting burned by a fucking decoy.
Dayum, son

They should all be out down like the scum they are

i didnt know there was another ep, thanks user

a master is out

hoping one day an user with a pack back shows up. opens door, hears the 'girl' say come in and make yourself comfortable.
user, 'no problem. i brought a bag with some toys we can play with'
then hansen comes out.
hansen, 'what are you doing here?'
user, 'well well well, hansen. nice to meet you'
hanse, 'you came here to have sex with an underage girl, didn't you?'
user, 'seems like you caught me'. holds out what appears to be a phone.
hansen, 'calling your lawyer isn't going to help'
user, 'oh no, i'm not call my lawyer. i'm going to push a button'

on news, 'massive explosion that destroyed a house along with 3 surrounding houses and vehicles. all the technical staff, police officers, and hansen were killed in an apparent suicide bombing. more on this story as it develops.'

later, 'apparently the plan was posted on a site called 4 chan by an anonymous poster. fbi/cia are working to trace the original post.'

lold

76742906
Someone actually took the time to type this. Sad!

can an undercover cop posing as a prostitute deride johns for not being interested in her?

wtf that's my phone number!

kill urself

This is the first time I've watched Hansen for more than a few seconds...are all the episodes this level of entrapment bullshit?

depends are you a pedo ? then yes

WTF?!
the guy didn't do anything, didn't even talk sexual to her, just because he WOULD meet her and DID NOT, but he gets 10 years of suspended sentence

lol, murrica

he plaid guilty he's dumb

Shit episode.

This is pedokino.

youtube.com/watch?v=wGK50LIdFpw

They are pretty aggressive with the sex thing

It must be extremely difficult to be a male in an otherwise privileged world where you're assumably supposed to fuck women but can't

>talk with an adult pretending to be 13
>not even show up
>20 years in prison
Amerilard justice LMAO literally imaginary crime on imaginary victims

Whats "out down"?

>turning down free pizza

>girl isn't even real
>he doesn't even talk sexually with fake girl
>police chase him down after he decides to not commit a crime
>10 years
>not entrapment

ok

Yeah, it's pretty defining of the series. Along with tards confessing.

She could pass for an 18 year old easily from that doorstep. That "I thought she was joking" defense would've probably worked

Who wouldn't risk prison to tap that?

>it's a "pedos come out of the woodwork to defend old men trying to fuck middle-schoolers under the guise of "muh entrapment"" thread
evrytim

Don't talk to kids like that compadre and you'll be just fine

>trying to fuck
>no explicit texts, didn't even meet up with her
go to bed user

>he liked 13 year old feet

Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

I'm guessing you missed the part
>"I wanna fuck you so hard baby"
>"I might just keep you naked the entire time I'm there."

Totally normal things to say to chillens. Lol

>get catfished by an adult role-playing
>20 years in prison

all for a stupid tv show, what a world.

Noice

>the voice actors reading the text messages

I'd rather not risk prison and instead tap the readheaded milf.

>Lt.col
Sheeeeeit

Creep 7 and 8 are both footfags
Really makes you think

These decoys can not pass at all, lel.

I am DEFINITELY not some pedophile weirdo.

13 year olds typically have gross feet though. I don't know what 13 y/o me was thinking.

>I only date 12 and up

Glorious.

>mfw pizza guy
>seems to know immediately when the decoy doesn't hug him that something is up
>makes awkward conversation for 2-3 mins waiting for Hansen to show up
>thinks Hansen is her dad but still smugly eats pizza
>argues with Hansen like a seasoned Sup Forums entrapment-poster
>acts like Hansen is just an impediment to his pizza dinner "right" "yeah" "uh-huh"
>obviously just feigning ignorance of the situation to avoid implication
>"cops put his pizza in the trunk"
>interviewer purposefully gets the age wrong so the perp corrects him and implicates himself
>i'd let my daughter hang out with a 44yo as long he was cool like me

Best episode yet. Also the pizza looked tasty.

A real footfag would show that 13 year old how to care for their feet.

"When a show makes you feel sorry for potential child rapists, you know it's doing the wrong thing."
—Charlie Brooke
What did he mean by this?

can never be too careful

Childhood is idolizing Chris Hansen

Adulthood is realizing the predators make more sense

Who?

Anyway, pretty sure no one other than pedos feel bad for these people, so no fucks given.

>Dude, I just came over to hang out with this 13 year old and maybe marry her in a week after we get to know each other, what's the big deal?

This guy's smugness knows no bounds

I feel bad that people this stupid exist and most of them, if left to their own devices, would probably be too dumb and incompetent to ever successfully have sex with an underage girl. But do I feel bad that they go to jail? No.

this time it really is entrapment, too, no one went to the house

Can a lawfag explain how this isn't entrapment? They're literally telling the guy what to do and it's not even a real girl, but for some reason it's illegal?

You showed up to fuck a underage girl, what else is there to no understand

If you show up, I think that's the line that legal action should be taken.

But the guy who cut it off? While he's probably scum, I don't think he should have been arrested.

>um, soooo let's just get the whole "contract" thing out of the way hehe

*CRINKLING INTENSIFIES*