Honors Ronaldo has that Messi doesn't:

Honors Ronaldo has that Messi doesn't:
>European Championship (international trophy)
>back to back La Liga top scorer (13/14, 14/15)
>English Championship (3x)
>FA Cup
>English League Cup
>English Super Cup
>EPL golden boot
>Portuguese Super Cup
>highest La Liga goal ratio
>highest La Liga assist ratio
>6x Champions League top scorer
>All time Champions League scorer
>Most Champions League assists all time
>Most goals scored in Europe's top 5 leagues, all time
Honors Messi has that Ronaldo doesn't:

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Olympic Gold Medal
Nice family
Attractive wife

>European Championship (international trophy)
Mickey mouse trophy which is why Greece and Denmark won it
>back to back La Liga top scorer (13/14, 14/15)
Statpadding
>English Championship (3x)
>FA Cup
>English League Cup
>English Super Cup
>EPL golden boot
All the above are mickey mouse trophies for an arab oil laundering league
>Portuguese Super Cup
Knockoff mickey mouse trophy
>highest La Liga goal ratio
>highest La Liga assist ratio
Statpadding, and the "assists" are almost always failed shots on target that Kevin converts for him
>6x Champions League top scorer
Statpadding against the likes of Malmoo and Waxtap
>All time Champions League scorer
2 more seasons played than Messi
>Most Champions League assists all time
See above
>Most goals scored in Europe's top 5 leagues, all time
Statpadding

>>All time Champions League scorer
>>Most Champions League assists all time
Messi will have both by the end of both careers. He's 3 seasons younger.

Terrible damage control.

Sorry, should have left this out

You're not fooling anyone Chicanolard.

I don't think he meant imaginary honors

>Mickey mouse trophy which is why Greece and Denmark won it

This is a terrible argument.

Leicester won the Premier League
Bolivia won the Copa America
Red Star won the CL
Once Caldas won the Libertadores
England won the World Cup

Sometimes "small" teams win big competitions. It doesn't make them any less valuable.

Yes, it looks like you have the tissues ready to wipe off the salty tears from your face.
>Donaldo wins back to back CLs (refball Uefadrid aside) and the only thing Cristina homos can do is brag about being better than the GOAT manlet
Obsession is not a healthy thing.

>calling anyone a chicano when you're defending a spicball player
lol ok

The Premier league is a joke though and was never on the level of prime Serie A or 2010's La liga currently.

>back to back CL
Damn I forgot about this one. Thanks!

kek
KEK
K E K

>England won the World Cup
top bantz irmao

i had a dream yesterday
i was walking alone at night when messi appeared he told me"haha boludo i'm gonna rape you and turn your ass into cheese pizza" and then ronaldo appeared and he kicked messi very hard and fcked me while sscreaming "TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
i woke up and my sheets were full of cum lol i had to tell my mum i was justs jerking off cos i was so embarassed

>England won the World Cup

kek

I'm not defending Messi. I think Messi has an autistic meek attitude when things don't go his way but he's objectively the best player in current history.

I'm also whiter than you and pay your "familia" of roaches to do my house chores so that you can afford to pay for your bootleg Real Madrid jerseys.

>England won the world cup
>small teams
Icwatudidthar

>LOOK AT HOW WHITE I AM
sure you are spic

>England won the World Cup
Ayyyyy

As a practicing Muslim, that's perfectly normal to do inshallah brother. Remember to lie prostrate and beg Allah for forgiveness while facing the direction of the Bernabeu.

You don't have to believe me if you want to. The only spanish I know is "andalay" and "limpiar los windows, Pedro".

when all is said and done Ronaldo will be as irrelevant as Hugo Sanchez and Messi will still be considered the GOAT

>boss a one team league with the likes of Xavi, Iniesta, Eto'o, Ibra, Henry, Abidal, Thuram, Dani Alves, David Villa, Puyol spoonfeeding you goals
>some autistic metrosexual comes in the middle of a rebuilding period and steals your spotlight, catches up to your goal and assist numbers in 4 less seasons and overtakes your 4-1 Balon d'Or lead
>cry to Blatter and EA to give you commercials so Americans can think you're relevant
>all of your friends leave while your rival literally laughs at you on TV
youtube.com/watch?v=OfSwpT0ehNo

lol
lel
lal

>England won the world cup

HOW FUCKING DARE YO- nah you're right, we even robbed it too thanks to based russian linesman, maybe someone should inform the DNC just how deep the russian interference goes

kek

>robbed it because of one dodgy decision that was extremely close to call

If we robbed a world cup then so did every other nation, because every WC winner has had dodgy decisions go in their favour

>constantly making threads about some gay faggot and some manlet

>england
well done la

ITT messhit dick riders

portugal won the euro

Dude, this isn't /heem/

ITT chicano halal customers.

>it's alright when I spam skeeup cuck threads

>skeekup
is that some basketball thing? I don't spam niggerball memes

75 international goals

>77 Pele
>84 Puskas

he will beat both. probably reach 100 goals for Portugal by the time he's 34

>Compared a paching andorra statpadder against two absolute legends

>pele
>legend
Go to bed Xavier

>Red Star won the CL

literally who?

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>ok
>meme stat noone cares about
>ok, messi doesnt have a reason to leave the best team in the world he was so good he started there
>ok
>meme cup
>memeist cup
>why should he? Lel he doesnt play there
>memeist cup from the memeist league
>ok. Overall messi goal record is better. Cr joined already formed and good. Messi started from young age, those games drive the average down. Stil bringing cr early games into account he loses to messi
>same as above
>ok. More cls than messi, messi has a high chance of beating that record
>ok, this seems harder for messi to achieve
>the same, why should messi left the best team if he was so good he started there
Leafs, stop being retarded pls

>irrelevant epLEL achievements

that's Crvena Zvezda

>Statpadding

>but it's alright when Messi does it in 2017 to please the qatar sponsors

good post

there is usually a video about the path in the competition up to the win for a team in a competition. portugal's video must be horrendous. I'd be ashamed.