>on my way to the beach
>walk past a house
>suddenly I hear "hey come in"
>I think to myself why not
>walk inside
>see a plate of cookies
>wow these are good
>that's when Chris walks out and tells me to have a seat
>start getting accused of being a child rapist
>after a while I decide to leave because there's no point in talking anymore
>slip on the stairs when I'm walking out
>that's when I get arrested
>mfw I just wanted to go to the beach
On my way to the beach
wut no way
What? No waaay.
wow, these are big guy!
Will there ever be another legend like him?
Post video?
Wow, he's pretty cute. Built good.
SOON
Me on the left
me behind the curtain
is it normal for americans to have curtains in doorways instead of doors?
...
Stop hyping him up.
At this point Chris wlll have to cum in his hat himself to not make it disappointing
Welcome to Obama's America ladies and gentlemen.
This is a house for their set up so they can get in and out of that room easily. So no
Yeah, we only use doors if they're exterior.
He's just a generic white male if you ask me.
Is this the end of John Popper's career?
Bead curtains are the height of sofistication and class
If you pass a curtain, can you remove your shoes?
BAWH GOD, HE NEARLY BROKE HER IN HALF
SOMEONE GET OUT HERE, SOMEONE GET A DAMN PARAMEDIC OUT HERE
It depends if there's a barbeque lit or not.
It would be extremely painful
Damn, fck u fgt, that was supposed to be my joke
It's a big house.
>get taking to the police station
>stall wall the interviewer who I think had a crush on me because I am buff
>call my kike lawyer to BTFO the cops
>they charge me anyway
>no biggie
>get $10,000 bail
>no biggie
>kike lawyer BTFO the prosecution in the trial says I was baited
>get found not guilty
>finally get to go the beach
>ask Jolanda if she wants to come
What? O way...
What!? No way!
Who are some other funny memorable predators besides Michael?
The pizza guy in the new episodes
>yfw he teleports behind chris
I like a lot of new ones
>pizza dude
>thin haired dude
My fav classic ones are
>Fred Durst
>Rabbi peddoberg
>sorry sir, 2 timer
>what? It's a question
For you.