World War 3 has just broken out between the US and China. Which side do each of these worthless countries align with?

World War 3 has just broken out between the US and China. Which side do each of these worthless countries align with?

Neutrality is not an option.

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not like they have a choice

I am monitoring this thread.

Venezuela will side with China, of course.

Communists need to stick together.

They are all shitskins, thus will be wiped out.

China. Fuck wh*te people.

>US
>white people

??????

El chicANO señores

The OP is some obsessed idiot who makes 150 threads about South America every day.

They would be neutral
>Neutrality is not an option.
But they will be neutral

america without doubt

>Neutrality is not an option.
no such thing, geopolitics and global wars are the problem of the big players with big aspirations and interests
we just want to be left alone and to trade

we were neutral during WWI, WWII and Cold War. I think we can be neutral again.

When Europe, the US and China destroy each other latinamerica will be a world power

Better yet, convince me to choose either side. The way I see it, neutrality is in all ways the best option.

>reddit spacing
kill yourself.

>Neutrality is not an option.
It doesn't matter. We won't end up being directly involved no matter who we "side" with.

We'll just watch you from afar as you kill each other. And, I'm glad for that.

'MURICA TILL THE END

Do what we did with every major war people expected us to do something about for whatever reason.
Keep diplomatic and trade channels open with both sides and wait for a clear winner so we can hop on board and pretend we were always on their side.

Let me put both these questions in perspective. You have gotten to enjoy living in relative neutrality during a period in which the US has been entirely capable of screwing around in South America as much as they wanted, but has mostly left it alone outside the Cold War.

How much China would screw around in your region given they actually had the power to do it is still a complete mystery because the US would never let them as things stand right now.

It's up to you to decide whether you prefer the known evil or the unknown evil.

This

Chinese-Latin American cooperation is booming though.

do nothing

You guys better choose America so you can back stab them later by hosting a large chinese invasion force.

VIFE LE RESISTENCE! FUCK CAPTIALISM

Fuck you yank pig don't tell us what to do.

>Neutrality is not an option
the ones that pays the most then
like in WW2

I hope it will be China. Fuck the USA

Neutral

We all will be wearing noise isolating headphones until you are all dead
Then we will just move on

they built a space and satelite control station here, brought the ICBC, and are bank rolling a few dams and a nuclear power plant atm
if anything we've got to know what the US is capable of doing to us in the 70s, so I think the people would have a bigger resent with you than with the chinks

maybe you should stick a broom up your ass, how about that

Gotta love Americans pretending that overthrowing our goverments during the cold war is better than the Chinese investing in our infrastructure.

Sounds like China is a good guy then ;). Go ahead, take the leap. I'm sure China wouldn't suddenly change their behavior were it not severely limited by the imposing enforcing military power of the US. Just look at how much their neighbors love them.

Gotta love how South Americans continue to fall for candy traps like soviet communism and now Chinese investment.

We've all seen american freedom, so no.

Starting learning Chinese right now

You mean the freedom to even be posting here right now? God, that must fucking suck. Better to live under Chinese rule were they block websites like this.

you seem to believe that this is an "either us or them" situation, while all we're saying is "this is someone else's war and we won't die for anyone"

CHINA SUCKS
AMERICA FUCK YEAH

That's a nice flag you got there be a shame if something were to happen to it.

Love you too buddy

That is a proof of how fast you are triggered
Your marines landed here illegally, they were detained, treated with respect and let out a day after with a formal apology for the delay
That's why now we do this
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youtube.com/watch?v=q-8abbU6SSE

LOL

All I'm saying is it's at least possible that China may not see things the same way you do and all of a sudden you find yourselves not so lucky to have taken a neutral stance in a war after they decide that all of South America must follow the same rules and laws that they do.

That's all I'm saying.

shut the fuck up leftist

>Liking freedom means I'm a leftist

What in the actual fuck are you talking about?

eh, morally I think I prefer risking it, not pick sides and not die for anyone, and if the winning side decides that we're next, then that's a different issue and I would no doubt take sides
If China attacked us out of nowhere while they were at war with the US, no doubt we'd side with America, and viceversa

Your decedance disgusts me. Letting others decide your fate because you're too lazy to take matters in your own hands is a microcosm of why South America is an eternal shithole.

This is why I always bully your country.

KEK

LOS

>Letting others decide your fate
we don't, that's the whole idea about not getting ourselves involved on other people's conflicts, that's the whole point
WWII? Didn't decide our fate, but the US insisted that every country on the Americas had to go to war on a conference in Rio in 1942
Cold War? It didn't either... until ironically both powers decided that if we were not going to get ourselves into the fight, the fight was going to get itself into our borders. Once again, fuck foreign interventionism

>we could've invaded and raped you
>so love us because we only did that a few times

Who cares if this autistic Cletus from a trailer park decides to bully us in a Taiwanese Crafted beer discussion club.

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With the US, for sure: México and Colombia.
Wth China, for sure: Cuba, Venezuela, Ecuador, Nicaragua, and Bolivia.
The rest I am not enterely sure.
Note: Panama and Costa Rica, on top of being minuscule and irrelevant has no army.

>PRI
>Center right

I feel like Chile should be on the center

All of them with the US. They have formal treaties to defend each other in a major war. Yes, even Venezuela and Cuba signed that shit decades ago.

desu the western political spectrum doesn't work very well with LATAM

>Mexico
No, only Colombians and Panamanians would line up to die for Americans.

>Chile is more leftist than Argentina now

Pinochet is rolling in his grave

>US insisted
wtf. the whole fucking planet was in danger. there was no way to stay "neutral". brazil was a good example back then.

Do you also think people in Spain liked Franco? Hell, name a single country that liked their CIA appointed/backed dictator.

back to r/communism faggot stalin

>Taiwanese Crafted beer discussion club.
why do you guys keep trying to come up with something clever. basket weaving and shit. so many attempts. it is so cringy...

>the whole fucking planet was in danger
"no"

>brazil was a good example back then
Brazil got involved after getting a ship of theirs attacked, I think. The same with Mexico.
More to the point we won't pick sides unless we get attacked ourselves

Why would Uurugay and Argentina be so drastically different if they are basically the same country.

Saddam

I would gladly side with chinks just so I can blow up american legs with IEDs when they "peacefully" invade us.

Canada and the US's leaders are polar opposites and theyre basically the same country.

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partido_Revolucionario_Institucional
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partido_Socialista_de_Chile

It is just the position of the parties in government today. According to wikipedia, anyways.

My point is if you don;t want to go to war, the war was going to come to YOU. I mentioned Brazil because they were flirting with both sides trying to find a better deal and the steel plant finally sealed the deal and they sided with the US and allies. But there was a real risk that Nazis would invade South America from North Africa. That's why Brazilian North East was a critical location to be defended.

hmm, good point

>Panamanians
>Giving up their lifes for anything

We have no army, Bro. If WW3 starts today, we will get gang raped by everyone trying to secure the geographical position.

>What is Concertación
Nigga pls

>Blue -> USA
>Red -> China
>Gray -> i dunno but who cares
neutrality is the best option for everyone in latin america
american freedom is better than China's freedom
yes he does, but don't worry in the november election Chile will be center-right (if that not happen we must say goodbye Chile)
not today fella, maybe next year
this
Populism, the big problem of south america