I can't be a pretty girl

i can't be a pretty girl

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i would do a porn for you

wtf is that clairo??

Mu doesn't like her.
>dubs on her death

choa is prettier
post choa

ugh she is not pretty

ugly cunt's right

you could at least bathe.

intentionally misleading pics and vids
>round puffy chin
>full pouty lips
>bushy eyebrows
>cute nose shape
>feminine jawline

irl
>flat square chin
>thinner lips
>thinner brows
>bland features, maybe a 5/10 in good lighting
>fat manly jawline, face looks entirely different from any previous photo

She has a bigger head than she wanted us to know. I’m glad I never bought into the hype, just another average girl abusing angles and lighting for attention. It’s so striking and immediately apparaent how different she looks compared to her constructed appearance, I wonder if she’s aware of it or has deluded herself

why is she so much hotter in the Pretty Girl video compared to everything else?

the shape of her head, eyes, chin, nose is COMPLETELY different

Look at the lighting the rooms are usually 50% dark

People calling her their waifu must have lost all hope. Bland ass girl with even blander music.

>looks ugly and dirty
>in spite of this hourly clairo threads
it certainly seems like Sup Forums is fascinated. is she our new slimes?

At least Grimes tries to be interesting even if it comes off contrived as fuck, like rapping in Russian or inserting references to Dark Souls in her music videos. Clairo actually seems to rely on an insipid "girl next door" aesthetic, making songs about Cheetos and all that shit.

>making songs about Cheetos and all
yeah that's a great song I agree
youtube.com/watch?v=f43ODtOUmBw

If I say some shitty song by an inoffensive white girl is a banger that makes me cool, right?

yeah but what if she's nice and is fun to be around?

OH SHI-

I mean shes still pretty good looking, I'd gf her up. But she is definitely misleading people.

Yeah, because that's why you're obsessed about her. Not because she's a bland and boring white girl, the perfect tabula rasa for a beta male like you to project your creepy fantasies onto.

honestly sounds like every boring indie white girl you could ever meet. these days isn't even indie weird girl, it's just semi-depressed, goofy, vintage down w/ blacks type. pretty average- isn't even hot enough to compensate for that

Looks like another vapid whore to me

*blocks rude boys path*

heh heh heh what now

I like how we're all getting in hands about this girl when it's obviously just her dad or someone else shilling her here and everywhere else, I mean who even listens to this lo-fi white indie girl pap in 2018. It's depressing, really.

whats posting from the future like?

>Implying we're not in 2018, almost 2019

>who even listens to this lo-fi white indie girl pap in 2018
>2018

Am I the only one disgusted by this whore and her narcissism?

See

>"god, what an ugly whore whore."

I post, as droplets originating from my now-empty can of Coca-Cola find their way down my double-chinned neck, becoming trapped between the unshaven strands of facial hair on my neck.

I hear my phone ring, and get excited. I believe it to be from the girl I met 3 years ago in high school (before I dropped out to pursue a career in League of Legends, which I shortly abandoned for one in music) that I have been continuously calling for 4-5 times a day. As I reach towards it, disappointment marks my face. It is not the girl of my dreams, but instead my mother, who has called to desperately implore my matriculation in the next semester of my local community college. Unfortunately, this is impossible, as I am not going to get a driver's license any time soon, nor will I attain a job to support myself and buy a car. Plus, I never managed to get my GED.

I leave my office chair, marked with broken patches of leather to cover up the fabric that had been ripped off during my multiple anxiety attacks. I lie back down, and dream about the girl I had called a whore just minutes ago.

What a whore.

she's so hot

she's not gonna have sex with you dude

Is it gay to say I wish I was born a cute girl?

Like I don't even fantasise about being a tranny, sometimes I just wish I was a girl who could wear cute outfits.

yeah

That's basically how every transgendered person starts.

Clairo makes okay music for the type of music she makes, and whether she's pretty or not doesn't really matter, and if it does for you, you should probably fuck off from this board. She IS pretty though. The only problem here is some of these disgusting virgins have never heard of makeup. She's shooting for Fader, for fuck's sake, of course she's gonna look different under professional studio lighting and makeup. Fucking retards, can't stand them.

Nigga if you wanna wear cute outfits wear cute outfits fuck gender roles. Fucking rappers these days wear womens clothes and nobody thinks less of them.

Really? But i'm not even attracted to guys, I just think life would have been better if i was born an attractive girl.

I don't think she's bad looking but she literally takes all her selfies and videos from super flattering angles. She looks nothing like how she tries to project herself to look.

she's so cute I can't even

you might be right, they do have it easier

lole yea she totes uggo dontcha kno

she's beautiful

she really is tho

WOAH, where'd her huge man jaw go?!?!?

wow

If you understand how light and shadow work then this is not shocking. She uses side angles because everyone's face looks thinner from that angle

>48 posts
>no brapt

this is clairo right?

no

it's from her tumblr before she deleted it (the whole blog)

why not? :

so this thread is a honeypot to flush out underage posters right

gonna need some proovs

clairo is pure

I want to corrupt her

its a trap from /soc/. you can look through her archived tumblr and its not there

why does that man have such a convincing female ass?

This is a trap from /soc/. No one believe this

>reveals how she looks naturally
>everyone shits on her
wow, it's almost like that's why people dress themselves up in photos and construct an appearance online. hate her for it if you want but if you've ever been on social media you're probably guilty too.

JUST A GIRL

>probably
there is chance she wasn't>?

fuck clairo i fuck with dj baby benz where u at my niggys

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honestly... who cares

damn this is dope

ME U JERK

anime bitches
always have a short temper

Find better things to care about

if your therapist hasn't already made clear: YOU HAVE A MENTAL CONDITION and this is an unhealthy outlet for your sickness.

They always say follow your dreams and shit but not if you're ugly. So please stop.

neither are we, but plenty of people come here looking for a ego handjob where they can feel greater than someone else

NO! I WILL CONTINUE TO CARE ABOUT CLAIRO JUST TO SPITE YOU

post more cute anime lolis please

to whom are you virtue signaling?

I think about being a woman everyday and contrary to you I am attracted to guys, but I don't think I was born in the wrong body or some shit which is why I don't consider myself dysphoric.

gross desu

so is she actually some rich girl with connections or is that just Sup Forums talking out of their collective asses again

What is gross?

wanting cocks up your ass desu

Bleah, shit taste.

i just want someone to wear a skirt for me :(

Oh shit I’m basically an anime girl in a tall, manly body, I’ve realized

dumbass, the song has nothing to do with cheetos. i hate her tumblr girl aesthetic as much as the next person, but at least give a decent argument

on that, it's a nice song. not great, shit vocals, but good production

look at that room she's posing in the picture posted earlier..clearly her parents' house

well shit that proves it then