Why do they even make these?

Why do they even make these?

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bored special effects people, i guess

First one set up an interesting world and then it subsequently nose dived. Rise of the lycans was the only one since then that was ok.

they want more money?

its like a tax on people with shitty taste in movies

Kate Beckensale in black latex, dumbass.

Does there need to be more reason than that?

I liked the movies until it got to the goofy prequel shit.

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>134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#6**
>She seems embarrassed but there is no reason to be. This still technically married foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who seemingly starred in one type of movie while married is dating someone not old enough to drink. Yes, her daughter is not that far in age from the boyfriend but everyone says the actress has never been happier, so good for her. Plus, her ex is an a-hole who deserves some payback.
>Kate Beckinsale/Len Wiseman

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Webm related isn't him by the way

>swn drink you blood

y even have blood ;_;

Because they are good.

>not smoking some weed and playing D&D while watching the Resident Evil and Underworld films with your bros

Your life must suck

For the same reason I watch them, wanking over Kate Beckinsale in a tight suit

>not thoroughly enjoying underworld and resident evil

I want Sup Forumseddit to leave.

Where u live? Wana do dat shet witchu bruh

Mila Jovovich > Kate Beckinsale

Wrong

>Why do they even make these?
People have always liked Vampire/Werewolf movies, and for some reason these are the only movies to my knowledge that are being made about that subject.

Money laundering.

>you'll never be this guy

BRAAAAAAAAAAP *crackle* BRRRRRRRRR

That him?

I thought she was with Michael Sheen.

He's an actor and they're working on a movie together. Not her bf.

They've been divorced for like 15 years

this desu. I dont even care about the shit plot when I watch these movies.

B A S E D

This.

Did anyone really care about the story?

I literally saw that one in 3D to see Beckinsale naked cuz she was naked in every movie.
Sure we only saw her ass covered in smoke but WOOO was it worth it.
Beckinsale could make me her slave any day.

>Yes, Ms. Beckinsale, right away Ms. Beckinsale.

Turns me on just thinking of it.
If only, hot doggity damn if only!

The second sequel (I think) was the first movie I have ever walked out of in the first 30 minutes and demanded a refund for and I got it too!

Kate B. in a tight suit.

BTW, might be a /k/ question, but what is that type of gun?

For my grandpa to watch

W-why did she make that video? This is almost soft porn

>but everyone says the actress has never been happier, so good for her
Imagine the fucking reaction if the roles were reversed and a 43yo man was fucking a teenage girl who was like 2 years older than his daughter

I'm betting these equality cunts wouldn't be quite as pleased then

Tons of Hollywood guys do and nobody gives a shit. It's practically normal.

Also the person writing those articles is a gay man. He probably gets off on the thought of a 20 year old twink.

>plus, her ex is an a-hole who deserves some payback
Uh, didn't her ex put her as a main character in fucking everything when he could? Wow he's such a dick

>Almost getting too old to be the 2young fucktoy of Kate Beckinsale
It has to happen soon, if not NOW

>Tons of Hollywood guys do
Yes, but have you EVER heard anyone say "he's happy, good for him"?

Fuck no, because that's not the reaction people have. That's my entire point.

>Also the person writing those articles is a gay man. He probably gets off on the thought of a 20 year old twink.
Doesn't make it the least bit better.

there awesome, fuck you

one of the last kinos remaining

I guess

>equality cunts
They're retarded, what else is new.
The younger boys start banging once they feel the itch, the better. An older man just doing this to a young girl would be repulsive for both her and the people watching it because girls and boys are simply not the same.

>Imagine the fucking reaction if the roles were reversed and a 43yo man was fucking a teenage girl who was like 2 years older than his daughter
You mean like seinfeld, or based nicholson?

Check imfdb

as has been her entire career up to this point.

where is this kid today

>or based nicholson
he has a first name, it's Crab

Anybody else /amelia/ here? Always wanted to see more of her.

I liked them :-(

I have a friend who has giant vampire fangs naturally and whenever me and the other guys from our group of friends see him we always say "oh shit it's the guy from Underworld".

I like the movies because of that.

most likely money laundering

why are vampires so cute

vampire are inherently sexual

to capitalize on the popularity of works involving people in latex/leather shooting guns and doing kung-fu

Botox queen

Twilight for guys.

What was wrong with the second one?

Best botox ever, though. Unbelievable.

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For some reason the series is very popular with redneck teenagers

Where was her hand?

ripping off his testicles

More like trying to find his prostate through his abdomen.

Vampires are into some kinky shit.

Superior.

>not liking based Marcus
Every other vamp is a complete cunt, especially the other elders.
That being said, Viktor is fucking great to watch.

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so was she molested as a kid?

Weren't we all?

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>kate beckinsale is thinking about penises while standing next to an impoverished prawn

Anya is cute, she's like a lost lamb

Or a grasshopper after receiving chemical burns.

That sounds way too specific..

And completely accurate.

who are they?

Jesus Christ, kids these days.

>that look

You just know.

not even a kid, just can't remember for the life of me what her name is

Rumer Willis' mom