Character finishes their meal

>character finishes their meal
>just leaves the money on their table and leaves

oh boy, I get to be the first obvious (You) that explains that this is actually normal behavior in some establishments

Haha I did this once but at a gas station with beer.
A security guard tackled me and called the police.
I got into act and cried about my ex girlfriend and the cops felt for me.
They let me call my friend to pick me up and I laughed on my way home.
Oh, good times.

Is it really? Are you sure?

>character having a shower
>looks directly into the shower head and moans with pleasure as the water blasts their face

If you don't collect your receipt you should start doing so

This I have done this before in places I've become a regular

>character doesn't say hello or bye on the phone
i actually have a friend who does that

Not that guy but have never eaten in a restaurant without my parents, why would this matter?

I try to do that and emulate it everytime , all I get is feeling as if someone is waterboarding me, I think its because water participial are going up my nose or something

Here in Germany you can deduct taxes from a lot of things and purchases at the end of the year if you have receipts for prove. I used to laugh at my parents because they kept every single receipt for that matter but now after being redpilled about the (((government))) I will do as much as I can to deny them funds for their gibs.

This does of course not work with restaurant bills. Your parents are retarded.

Congratulations, you've become one of those desperate plebs who thinks that if he stresses enough about the cost of things, one day they will somehow be free. It's not going to work. Throw away your shackles.

>done this before
>felt guilt

>characters go into a diner
>order something
>food comes
>characters leave without eating or paying for the meal

>character orders food
>order comes in like 2 mins right after their conversation with another character ends

Delete this!

>character gets detention

>THERE GOES M.I.T, Yale!

this, I don't understand how anyone can be happy if they obsess over every single shekel.

Yeah thisgoys i swear...

You can write off a meal with coworkers (e.g. any meal with your family if you operate a family business) as a business meeting, making it tax deductible. My parents would do this all the time.

Guys i am at work so cant post too much but a plane full soccer players crashed. The fire rises

only up to a certain price and not too often and definitely not with a son. Your parents are thieves AND retarded.

So you're a regular but you just leave money on the table and leave without a word?

>character doesn't rinse after brushing his teeth

>character hangs up the phone without saying goodbye

You are not supposed to.

I'm not?
Am I supposed to leave all that toothpaste in my mouth??

*shekels

>character makes a call
>immediate response
does everyone walk around with their thump over the "reply" button?

No... You rinse with mouth wash BEFORE brushing.

>American movie
>Guy picks up the phone
>doesnt say hello, just his name

Are Americans really this rude

>character orders something at a restaurant
>waitress doesn't keep saying, "HUH? SORRY, CAN YOU REPEAT THAT? CAN YOU PLEASE STOP MUMBLING, SIR?"

Yeah, like I'm gonna believe that crap.

they do get the part about how {they just look at you with disdain as if it's your fault they work at mcdonalds} correct

>he fell for the mouthwash meme
good goy

>Guy asks everyone to throw in for the tip
>One guy gives a ten minute diatribe about why he doesn't tip
Pinkery

I just watched the episode before the finale of Season 4 of the Sopranos and Paulie does this around a bunch of old kike women before taking his mom out of the restaurant. I seriously thought a plot point was the women taking the cash and he somehow having to pay twice for the meal and getting even more pissed at the old ladies who jewd his mom out of like 2 biscuits.