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INTP """""masterrace""""" Edition


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fuck your mother

It's 5:50 in euroland.
Everyone but the most dedicated neckbeards are asleep buddy.

this

THIS

r u a qt polish gril?

i guess the satan trips have spoken. I'm a neckbeard

>Only interesting girl I've met online hasn't messaged me in three days

Wenn ein Deutscher/(Osterreicher,,,usw) wach ist, kann ich mit dir komputer-spiele spielen oder reden? Es spielt keine rolle, Ich wolle nur ein Deutsch-Freund.

>only interesting girl i've met actively tries to make me jealous by mentioning other guys

That's a good thing idiot

isn't she just trying to remind me she could leave at any time?

>talking to qt from state over for few days
>tells me about a favorite singer
>mention that he's at a music festival next month in my city
>ask her if she wants to go together as a joke
>she says yes
What the fuck do I do lads? I wasn't expecting her to say yes, do I just play it off as a joke?

well if you don't have the money don't go and tell her you just cant. otherwise go, it might be fun

Why are you talking to Americans

money isn't really an issue, my fucking autism is
she viewed me first and I message everyone who views my profile unless they are fat or very very ugly

>intp
fuck you
t. istp

>taking astrology seriously because it's in the form of pseudo-scientific acronyms
laughing at your life desu senpai

These personality tests are nothing like astrology. They're far from accurate though, but still far more accurate than fucking horoscope crap-.

She isn't wearing a Pens' jersey, is she?

>qt polish girl says she prays to st. rita for a good husband

actually, this is very good

no, why? is that one you're cracking onto?

Sounds like you have a date.

why would you want to play it off as a joke? sounds like a laugh Tbh just go with her

>Is this like crypto currency or something?

Crypto-Russians are Belorussians, Ukrainians and so on.

>Also why would real people have model-tier pictures on interpals????

I don't know but it's a thing in Russia. Many girls have very professional pictures, it's really quite common.
I think Russian women are keen on looks and fashion in general.

>messaged someone two days ago
>Get response not 10 mins ago
>few minutes later profile is inactive
¿?¿?¿

Some Ruski also told me a lot of people there are """professional""" photographers so it's very common to have some photo buddy take some for you

I mean why not, photography is a nice hobby.

>I do not speak English. Therefore I cannot make mistakes in my words.
made me think a little but it checks out

Hi)How r u?)))

fug off gommie

gommie))what is this??)))

>tfw talking with an Icelander who thinks telekinesis is a thing
Wew lad

Tell her there's no way she can bend your spoon))

blease fug off gommie, go braise lenin

>TFW NO GF

>girl only has close up pictures of her suspiciously plum face

You're not fooling anyone, fatty

I'm puzzled about DMing an irl qt on Instagram or not

Call her out on her bs

yeah, they're also usually fucking after photo-session

Why don't you ask the divine digits what you should do?

I have nothing to lose by hitting her up but still there's something holding me back from doing it

You could unironically get some, don't pull a Macchi just do it

She's not from interpals
She's literally irl, sis showed me her on Instagram and shit is cash

>click her instagram
>click message or whatever it is
>hey you seem cool you want-a grab some pizza??
>???
>profit

>i dont like tatar
muh sides

Exactly, do it fag

How can you not like Tatar?

>i live in tatarstan
>i dont like tatar
she doesn't like tatar

how do i use qtcrawler? I have the script ready on greasemonkey

>Chinese girl sends me video
>think it's her
>unironically not sure cause they all look the same
What do I say?

See underlined area

What Culture has the biggest "Haha I'm dating a WHITE guy"? Asian countries?

Poor SEA countries so Thailand, Indonesia, Philippines ect

this again?

interpals.net/masala-chai
>le I can't live without coffee maymay

DON'T talk to me until I've had my coffee :^)

tfw never drank coffee in my life. am i missing out lads?

I drink coffee a lot but what's fancy about being addicted to it ? I genuinely don't get it

what did I just tell you? don't you dare talk to me until I've had my coffee

DON'T breathe in my vicinity until I've had my Columbian water beans

What singer?

If you have the cash, just enjoy it man, get an alright tent, buy a couple of beers and bring lots of water.

The main thing you have to keep in mind is that you don't have to try very hard. If you just relax, you're bound to be found as more relaxed and honest.

Do you have any friends you can bring as wingmen? That always help ( as long as they're not pricks )

No it isn't you autist. It literally means "I have other dudes, please stop talking to me"

It's an acquired taste.

How the fuck do you communicate with people in the morning without at least 3 cups

you dont tell me what to do

Nej. Det gör det inte, sverigebroder.

Det betyder oftast att hon gillar dig, och känner att hon vill väcka mer beskyddande intresse ifrån dig.

Det här är givetvis beroende från person till person, men nämner hon namn som typ "Ska dit med Fredrik :)" så känns det mycket mer avundsjuk-framkallande, och vill att du kollar upp Fredrik på sociala medier och grejer och jämför dig, det är ett spel.

De som inte är intresserade säger att de har pojkvän, oftast utan namngivande.

Den största grejen du kan titta efter är om hon ställer motfrågor i meddelande som håller igång diskussionen. Gör hon det kan hon vara intresserad. Gör hon inte det, är hon heller förmodligen inte jätteintresserad.

What is a good cunt for a black guy? I'm mixed if that changes anything (brown).

Does this script automatically visit profiles like that one did a couple years ago? Haven't been in these threads for a while and I need that function

is that homeless brit ITT??

That's actually a disadvantage cause they'll think you're a poo in loo

I googled poo in the loo, it's designated shitting streets? So brown ppl?

Indians and pakis

Should I just fuck myself and fire up the script?

God damn this script is fast

my sources say yes

Done

instagram.com/selinyurtseverr

Rate my 18 y/o turkish qt

only does one page for me

Refresh the page and run again

>rick and morty
Get this t*rkroach outta here

If this were from anyone other than a Thai, I'd be flattered

>tfw you begin to find hot 18yrs old "too young" looking for your taste

When is this thread gonna pick up again?

How is someone homeless but can browse a /cp/ general on Sup Forums?

No.

He's gonna be homeless in a couple of weeks

>35 messages
>276 views
Is this a good number so far?

My main has just been banned, kek.

For what reason?

interpals.net/app/photo?pid=728411624144289792&uid=728411451578040320&aid=728411454723768320

for pic related

Only took 2-3 days for it to get banned, quite surprised, desu

21 going on 40 am I right?

Much probably. But her ass pic is not that bad.

>tfw dad is alright and no need for chemo
Time to fly to London and smash some girls

/gukii

REEEEEEEE

REEEEEEE

dunno what's wrong with this, i like it, kinda
youtube.com/watch?v=4DO7eQGSvqE

>qt is online but doesn't respond

Glad to hear that

Could it be because she thinks my profile is bugged and is showing online all the time?

Respond blease

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:((