How does Disney do it so effortlessly?

How does Disney do it so effortlessly?

Unless you have kids you have no excuse to watch these movies. Your parents stopped taking you to them for a reason.

>hey guys get mad about disney are you mad about disney i'm not a disney shill or am I memes

by making good movies that appeal to lots of different kinds of people

>Your parents stopped taking you to them for a reason.

Because I learned to drive myself?

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Their movies aren't great but they aren't complete dogshit either. They created a formula of making above average movies that are passable enough for the masses to enjoy. They also know how to get every demographic

accurate

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i thought /poltv/ said no one would see this cause it wasn't about white people

Because they really want to watch more adult movies. Did your dad want to see Frozen or Dori with you? I sure hope not. You're an autistic fag for watching those.

No fun allowed

>Rescuers in bottom tier
nice b8

This belongs in Sup Forumsmbler

>The Rock
not even mad

You sound like you have deep seated issues with your parents that you're projecting on to others.

You should see a therapist if you're going to get this upset over people watching movies you don't like, and it's pretty sad that you're trying to force some idea of maturity when you resort to insults like 'fag'.

Get better soon, chum.

Why do all of these cgi Disney's female protagonists have the same fucking face? Rapunzel, Anna, Elsa, Moana. I never saw Big Hero Six but I wouldn't be surprised if there was one there too.

Even though I don't like their movies I am still very impressed.
Disney is probably more profitable than the rest of the studios combined.

Bear in mind, Disney puts out a lot of movies, and they have plenty of bombs and disappointments to their name. I mean, just this year they flopped big on Alice 2 and The BFG and Pete's Dragon had a modest outing that only just barely escapes being called a flop. When they succeed, they win big, but when they fail, they fail just as hard.

It has a colored womyn as the main character therefore it isnt allowedto be criticized

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Aristocats is awesome with great music. Very underrated. Also, Song of the South should be in God Tier

She was only in for 5 minutes. Still mad

>the fox and the hound not being great tier

fuck off

>Brother Bear
>bad
fight me
FIGHT ME

Ratatouille in good tier and not God tier? What?

>muh 90 nostalgia

Why is this allowed?

dory was shit compared to moana to be fair

this movie is a classic, Hercules teir

>The aristocats
>The rescuers
>Shit tier

What's wrong with you?

>make a safe movie with same plot structure and tone for 15 years straight
>hire a bunch of jews to write quips and one liners
>throw in some flavor of the month pop songs
>write in an animal or creature of some sort that'll act as a punching bag
>$100m marketing budget for safe measure
>rinse and repeat

this applies to MCU and star wars movies as well

It's always the jews, isn't it?

It isn't even a conspiracy. Most Hollywood "comedy" writers are jews.

This is true. Disney is cancer.

>Stop fursecuting meeee
You're the one with the deep seated issues. Do you have a vsgina? That would make your cartoon fetishes less embarrassing.

With a team of market researchers that's how.

What is selling at he moment?

2 protagonists, preferably at least one Strong female, super heroes & non American settings

With superpowers that can also mean a certain power one possesses that does not exist in reality

> Frozen - Elsa + Anna; Superpower, Elsa's ice powers. Setting - Norway

> Big hero 6 - No female this time but important female secondary characters, Superhero film - Setting, a Japanese version of San Francisco

> Tangled - Repunsal & Flyn (I think), superpower, her hair when you think about it. Setting, Germany

> Zooptropolis - Judy hops & the fox; superpower, animals all have special abilities in a way, setting, Zootopia.


Look at other films that are doing well, Star Wars has it, Jurassic world ( the power being that giant rapptor and the dinosaurs ), Age of ultron mainly took place in Places like Korea and put more focus on the females.

At the moment there is a push for women power, an interest in natural owers & in non American culture.

Look at Moana, 2 protagonists, one is a strong female. Power, a demi God. Setting, Polynesia.

That's how they do it, with a great team of researchers

>Atlantis not in shit tier

Sup Forums has solved the Disney code that still tricks critics.

EVERYWHERE I TURN I HURT SOMEONE

>chicken little
>shit tier

Moana's songs were actually good and catchy, unlike Fronzen's forced meme song that wasn't in anyway good or catchy, yet every faggot acted like it was Disney's best.

Name (one) good thing about that movie.

Don't forget about the smug facial expressions. If they didn't have those, they might lose half their ticket sales.

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>wall-e
>mediocre
I will fight you

Pretty good summon in KH2.

>Up
>mediocre

this list is just too shit for me to bother pointing out everything that's wrong

>its so perfect i can't even think of anything to complain about, but i still want to be a contrarian

Enough accurate picks to make it seem legitimate while still having a few full retard placements. The perfect bait.

Where's insude out ?

While naturally I will disagree with some of the placements overall I was please try surprised that this wasn't a blatant troll list and was quite well made good job sir here is your (you) cookie.

Because Jews write the best comedy writers.

If you're mad write your own shit. I bet you think MDE is genius.

MUH DIVERSITY
MUH STRONK FEMALE
MUH NOBLE SAVAGE

I excuse the fact you put Finding Nemo and Up not in great tier and Big Hero 6 not in mediocre tier, just because you put Wall-E where it belongs in mediocre tier. That film is so fucking overrated.

This.

Recycle the same formula over and over. People are dumb. It's the only reason Star Wars movies are still being made.

They make cute movies with cute characters in cute and unique settings

That simple. I'm a fan desu

-Transformers
-Capeshit
-LOL WEED Comedies
-"Romantic" comedies
-Action movies
-WW2 movies
Almost every genre recycle the same over and over, I must say that at least Disney does a good job and keeps a good quality level. For example Pinoccio and Finding Nemo use the same basic structure, but you can't argue that both are great movies by their own.

Tarzan was G.O.A.T youre a fag user.

how long until the inevitable plethora of porn involving moana?

>Frozen and Tangled
>Bad

>BH6
>Good

>the little mermaid
>anything but shit tier

the only good things about that movie are ariel being cute and ursula's song
it's a dull piece of shit

the first act was good, too bad the movie fell apart when the humans appeared

Wall-E is surely reddit-core at its finest.

>>I get paid by Disney

eat cocks pleb shill

>40 something million SJW's voted for Hillary, the diversity and women ticket
>How does Disney do it so effortlessly

They know how to milk idiocy

Very subtle bait.