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Losing a friend Edition

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Middling thread

kill yourself

who the hell uses ''middling'' these days???

This

>talking about being half white
>Samurai jack reaction image
That's Bucks county with a proxy

me irl

Your mother when my dick was "middling" between her ass cheeks

like 90% sure my next door neighbours are fucking

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tell them to keep it down or you'll call the cops

Join them.

Record them

I feel like ill die tonight

i guess this willl be my last night of shiposting

i ate too much vanilla yogurt and drank too much vanilla vodka

!!!!VANILLA OVERLOAD!!!!

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the banging got faster for about 5 seconds then abruptly stopped. safe to say i wont be joining

Just ate a piece of toast with a bit of peanut butter spread on it, then washed it down with a glass of growth hormone-free whole milk with added vitamin D.

I just dropped mine vanilla greek yoghurt onthe carpeted floor. I'm so mad.

Feel bit gay watching hetero porn
Lesbian is for closet gays in denial
Solo girl master race

dumb satania poster

Gracias a Dios

she is so cute man, even loving her bald now.

i wanna cum on her skull

yucky

the difference between the american and the mexican dub on zelda is just too much, mexican dub is so good.

FLABBULOUS

Whenever I drink chocolate milk I feel like I get stronger

Like the calcium is making my bones bigger and I feel stronger

>vanilla vodka

woman detected

>chocolate
That's just your flabs growing.

Drink more milk. Your bones are not strong enough.

I'm skinny so i need the fat
i must drink more

You're not allowed to be on Sup Forums if you're underaged, user.

>cute man
Accurate description

Hey guys

something off about that new canadian poster

can't put my finger on it though

And the prize to the most autistic name of the night goes to:

What? There's nothing off about me. Just a Canadian on the Sup Forums.

>West Coast hours
>homosex and slants
wtf I hate the Pacific now!

>I'm skinny so i need the fat
Do you at least got a fat ass tho?

>not living on the BEST coast

literally LMAOing at ur life

He might be a foreigner
you wish

>West Coast
I live in Ontario.

>reveal real gender to user
>live really close to each other
>turns out he's not interested because hes a homo

So, what do you guys think of China?
I like their food.

I dont live by the bay area

tfw large booty even though I do almost nothing for it
GAY

You aren't a girl stop lying faget

>tfw large booty even though I do almost nothing for it
I'll need some proof desu.
I have a massive booty too but that's from squating 450+lbs.

>went to sleep at 2 PM today
How do I stop this

go to bed earlier at night

>tfw large booty even though I do almost nothing for it
I'm gonna have to ask you to post pictures for proof here.

shit cooked in shit, very feng shui tbqh

reverse physiology wont work on me

b-but that's lewd!

>you should grab a drink while playing this game
now we're talking

guys im throwing a bday party for a friend and im wondering what kinds of food and dirnk and games i could do

please help, what kind of food would you want to eat or drink?

would you be okay with going to a party and there not being a kind of game(beer pong, mario kart, badminton if outdoors or something) i need ideas please help

Go back to /soc/

I can't. I went to bed at like 11 AM and liad in bed until 2 PM.

so dont go to bed at 11AM

go to bed around 1/1:30 like I do

I have almost 0 ass, idc since im a man.

Although squats will probably help..

[chings loudly]

>doesn't want that authentic Chinese taste
Enjoy your allergies and lactose intolerance rofl

That doesn't make any sense

dont go to bed when the sun is up

>chinks talking about lactose intolerance
[chongs loudly]

Placer you brainlet I wasn't even able to fall asleep at 11 AM what in fuck's name makes you think I'll be able to fall asleep at 1 AM, especially when I woke up at 9 PM

literally nothing wrong with asking for lots of (You)s in exchange for saying you're a girl

delay your sleep schedule for like a day to reset it

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The mods are alseep user

good thing im an actual girl.

I have no sleep schedule right now
I go to sleep at random times
Also I'm really fucking bored right now and I don't know what to even do

too bad Cara is straight

You need to at least take me out to dinner first.

fap

well try to go an entire day without sleeping, then the next time night falls, either go to bed early or at a time you want

Why do American blacks complain how they are portrayed on TV? They are mostly shown as moral, responsible parents, and having some high power job like a neurosurgeon. What are they complaining about?

mmm how do you know that

actual american girl**

Have absolutely no urge to do so
I think I'm gonna go get coffee

Tim's alright with you?

Umm.. I've never been, but I've barely eaten in 24 hours; so it's probably going to be good.

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The chili and doughnuts are ok. The coffee sucks ass tho.
I've also gotten succed in a Tim's bathroom so we could do that too if you want.

I wanted to do a week long nofap
it's been 3 days

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what is the best site for jav porn
no downloading or sign up bullshit please

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>watching Jav

the gf

Jeez, I'm not that lewd...

Late night lewd anime!

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NO

what are those threads called where you type out your own anime

cum on guys you cant do this to me

*tips leaf*

m'buds

*tips burger*

m'bros

*tips taco*

m'hombres