I think we oughta discuss the bonus situation

I think we oughta discuss the bonus situation.

Aaaand sheeeit

I think we aughta discuss the cat situation.

I mean, that Xenomorph totally ignored that cat. Are they in cahoots?

Are the jews involved?

How come you guys don't freeze him?

Right.

an amount of money added to wages on a seasonal basis, especially as a reward for good performance?

What about the owls?

yeah go ahead and take your bonus you uppity nigger, i have it right here in my mouth

Where my googles at?

Right.

Why didn't the Eagles just fly the Xenomorph back to the spaceshit?

yes yes, but what about the droid attack on the wookies?

ur not getting any money faggot

Situation so far, courtesy of Parker.

What about Amanda Ripley?

Das racys

what about the alien cat poon?

what about the boners situation?

Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus minimus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous(for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, cuz you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactic conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.

We already had this thread. We concluded that the Xeno thought Jonesy was a qt

>tfw no live-action M'Ress

>This is literally me at work

Only in thoughts, I don't have the balls required, what is a poor white male to do?

It's called having friends/connections at work so you know what the bonus situation is without even needing to ask

Dat moment when you see the thumbnail and you're like "damn check out dat ass!" and then you open it and that "ass" is actually her curved lower back and there's not really any ass at all, just lower back attached to legs in a creepy Family Guy way.