You wake up in the Star Wars universe, on a Corellian cantina. The money you have in rl will be equivalent in credits...

You wake up in the Star Wars universe, on a Corellian cantina. The money you have in rl will be equivalent in credits. What do you do?

dubs are force sensitive.

Be broke as fuck

find the internet and shitpost

galactic memes gotta be dank af

What's the conversion rate on dollars to credits?

rollin' to see if I'm force sensitive, then I'm out

i guess if you poor in dollars you're poor in sw

I'm pretty sure they're inflated as fuck. If you're not a millionaire here, you're broke as shit

can I buy a wife?

Buy death sticks.

you die

why buy a wife when you can buyt sex slaves?

sex slaves don't cuddle or cook & clean

360 and walk away

I try to steal the nearest dumb lifeform near me because i'm empty.

join the imperial forces.

tough luck nigga

Any good Star Wars CYOAs? I'm in the mood to waste some time and pretend.

Seek out Jedi training because of my force sensitivity (dubs confirmed).

depends, where in corelia am i ?
Coronet, talus,tralus, dral,centerpoint station, selonia... so many options
also which point in galactic history is it?

I warn Sheev to put a metal grate over the Death Star's exhaust port

Pretty sure it doesn't work like that, even if you have dubs

How can a Rancor be in a Cantina? Fuck you DM!

>rancors
>on corelia

IIRC it was +10k for Han to take Luke and Ben to Alderaan.

You are in C-Net exactly 5 months and 2 days into the clone wars

Why the fuck did Sup Forums tell me I was blocked from accessing it when I opened a meme my friend sent me and now I can post?

pazaak and spice

time to look for young han solo and become a father figure to a galactic hero

Listen to jizz

That's racist

get a twilek gf

I am the chosen one.

>pazaak
good luck finding someone to play a 10k year old game with you, beter look for sabacc

did you ever had a human one, user?

GO AWAY NOW

...

Do you require further evidence?

What time period faggot? This makes a big difference.
Either way, I've got the funds to get myself a simple ship, then it's time to freelance. Probably will need a blaster, maybe some simple armor. Oh and a fucking translator droid.

kek

Be force sensitive, learn to teleport behind enemy's and whisper my catch phrase

Dissapoint women by shooting first

MOST F

>buy blaster
>mug enough people to cover cost of that travel to Korriban
>join Sith academy

So what's the IRL equivalent? Chartering a private jet? How much does that cost?

>sex slaves don't
>slaves don't
>slaves
>don't

do you not understand the core concept of slavery?

Spend all my money on hookers and blow them die by insulting some filthy xeno who fucking shoots first.

nope, why?

Suck an aliens dick for a ride to the nearest non-shithole planet. Then go find a hotel or something.

>implying theres a sith academy on Moraband
enjoy getting killed and eaten by something in the valley of the sith

which species has the thightest, wetest, best pussy tho? we need answers

Not to mention women fucking love stockholm syndrome

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK TWILEK PUSS GONNA BE THAT EASY NIGGER

>Spend all my money on hookers and blow them

Find some alien prostitutes. Everything else comes second.

>implying i wouldn't shoot my way through to the artifacts and become the greatest Sith Lord of all time

>corelia
>shithole
the only place better than it might be coruscant and you need to be rich or you will live in the lower levels

Fuck
this is my fetish. All of them

Highest SMV in the gad damn galaxy

Don't you know Corellia is fine as fuck you plebeian?

How good do you think plastic surgery is there? Hopefully i have enough Cash to become a super cute 14 year old looking Twi Lek girl. Then all i need to do is fine a Wookie pal.

they just are

>How much does that cost?
Fuck if i know, they were also on the run from imperials so the equivalent would be smuggling someone out of country which i would imagine isn't cheap.

I just kind of assumed Corelia was a shithole. I'm not to familiar with planet names. But I'd still suck an aliens dick.

I hope the trandoshans slave all of you and make you work to death in some space-jew camp

*too
fug

>dat dripping gash

Get funding from a research organization to determine if a human male can impregnate a Chiss female.

its not gay if its not human

I'm nearly broke, so that won't help me much. I'll probably join the Empire.

the one and only

Wookie pal would save me no worries

...

WITNESSED

what about trips?

Probably ask the bartender where the nearest hotel/inn is and go there.

ch-ch-ch-check 'em

I'm sorry.

you just woke up you fag

Darth Sheevius, forgive me

let's see

I meant to say this, but just ignore the darth part. That's your new name.

>Maulas
Really, Sheev?

Let's see

>How much does that cost?

Well they could have bought their own ship for that price

rolan for Darth Sheever

Baneoogabooga pls

Get a load of this guy.

KOO NEE TAY

NA NA NA

KOO NEE TAY

You shall henceforth be known as...
Darth...
Baneoogabooga.

rolling for Sheevious

>this is what we get instead of Twi'lek slave girls now
thanks disney

This, because the armor is aesthetic as fuck or rather be a mandalorian or a clone if they'd have me.

I just watched Umbara/Space Vietnam what episodes now?

Imma gonna get shitfaced. A bar is a bar.

i am broke as shit

second this
nothing better than hanging out on a Bothan droid-fighting board on the holonet.

I like poetry

I am:

join the empire

get more money

Scream JUST and kill myself.