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Thank You Based Bruce edition

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>sports

anime

might shart in tesco

sue

hate hiphop, hate rap, hate pop, hate electronic, LOVE pretentious indie rock bands
not a nigger, simple as

nonce twat

anime gf and me

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why is this shit on the trending page

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she looks 12 mate

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>australian """democracy"""

well the bbc is wrong

its her 24th birthday in about a month

nonce

have you considered silent prayer twice daily, rather than your current pursuits

*about 2 months

wish i still had the attention span to finish a book

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Reading or writing?

>Poomingham Shitty

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reading

although i do wish i still had the creativity to do something like write a book. think the internet has melted my brain

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>think the internet has melted my brain
tut tut excuses excuses

What gender pronoun do you use?

jesus christ dude leave, it's one thing to be a bit lazy and shit post on Sup Forums instead of reading a book every day but my god if you are unable to concentrate long enough to read a book you need seirous help

stop shitting up the /alt/ thread with tim photos please, thanks lad

is Doctor Strange any good

me avin a kip x

sleepin on the job again haha x

was going to head out for a walk but think i'll wank until i feel deadened instead

't

No. I haven't.

>dude

well all i know is i had more capacity for this stuff before i started using the internet regularly

too far gone i reckon lol

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essential deadmau5 listening

No he's shit, told me i had aids but i didn't.

oн/eгo/eмy

what a mong

why in the world would you move to birmingham for your retirement when you could go make big money playing chill sunday league tier football in somewhere like miami or LA

ha gonna enjoy throwing shit at him from the stands, promotion just got a bit tastier

shitest banter ive seen in ages
top yourself mate

>listening to electronic music

earlet

maybe because he's english and wants to live in england instead of in america surrounded by vile obese sharters?

dead mao five

Just find a subject that actually interests you instead of just going to read shit that other people recommend. Start off with easy fiction, or at least non-fiction you're very interested in, and build a routine from there.

I hadn't read a book for years, started with Trainspotting last year and now I read all the time. Going through the Gulag Archipelago and some book about people who have died at Yellowstone doing dumb shit. All you need is a subject you care about and build a habit based on that, tackle shit like Dostoevsky etc when you can read with longer than half an hour without getting distracted

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yank tier bantz ngl. off yourself immediately.

>i have a yellow flag (yellow, the colour of oriental mens cocks) with a puckered red arsehole in the middle
could not fabricate it

I laughed

stop whiiiiiispeeeeeeriiiiing
start shouting

just looked a gift house in the mouth

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

MENTIONED

thinking of considering applying to a job

>he thinks your on /brit/ to dish out banter but you just want some sweet (you)s

Lad with back acne here.

To the chap who suggested just scrub away at it and ignore all the medical advice, it seems to be working somewhat. Been a week and can see noticeable improvements, think it's partly due to a shitty diet I've improved also. Cheers mate

Thanks for reading my blog

*cums inside her and gets her pregnant, forcing you to raise the child*

*let's you have ONE sniff of her undies while she's screaming my name in gook speak*

pathetic runt

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is this electronic music

nobody wants to live in england except pakis

electronic = edm

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dont think i care about anything

good post

true patricians listen to any and all genres, except metal, that's exclusively for teenagers

>leave
easier said than done. You go first and we'll see how that goes

have a shower every day

Lad has got me a job with him doing trade stuff, for two months before I ship off to Uni. Haven't done anything like it, although it's just me and him so it's not too bad

Bit scared desu

>i dont even have a flag just an empty blank space because am stupd blody retrad fukign idoit
impossible to manufacture

imagine dying on a mountain somewhere and being some ultra-runty frozen corpse stuck there forever for people to laugh at

fuck off nepotism twat

you actually wrote all this for done pathetic frog lmao state of you

i've been arrested for vandalism 16 times

Read about the Tour de France

I did originally but that didn't help, scrubbing the fuck out of myself Gattaca style has helped though

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this triggers the paki

what kind of vandalism

could do with a chocolate gf

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS

omg you will NEVER be this extra

i use plenty of yankisms IRL that i wouldn't dare use on /brit/

e.g dude

love clare but thats a shite pic

literal baby

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the path to enlightenment is not reading anything more than 2 lines long

pre watershed twat

Trying to put off going out of the house

would be daft to not have blacks on your running team tbf everyone knows they run better

She's ugly af without all the filters and photoshop

what time is brit watershed

looks like Ronaldinho

fucking lol

dont do it

i alternate between 'ize' and 'ise' because that's the australian way

>germany
howling

Is Villalad the kshitter?

too late

*forces your nose into her bumhole which is coincidentally filled with my semen*

true
they run away from everything - even responsibility

cleaned my room and nothing happened

don't think you've ever seen ronaldinho

the true radical centrists