It's a Karl talks complete bollocks episode

>It's a Karl talks complete bollocks episode

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man moths?

>it's a Karl talks complete sense and Steve and Ricky are absolute twats episode

>It's a man pretends to be stupid as a career entire body of work

>I heard jellyfish are 97% water. Just give the jellyfish another 3% and make them totally water, it's more useful.

>it's a Karl says "sod it let's just let starving Africans die" episode

>OOOOH HE'S JUST FUCKIN DONE YOU THERE STEVE OOHOOOOOO

stern > O&A > xfm

>tfw steve is now a rich alpha male swinging his big dick around and painting the town red in hollywood

listening to the old shows will never be the same

>It's a Karl is an unrelenting SAVAGE and probably made Steve cry himself to sleep at night

Listen at three mins in.
youtu.be/4g-Ydn9PoUU?list=PLyXWmr6hs7HD6KcRbcMfvMJayHKPwhEy2&t=177
>The mammal that's got the pointiest eyes... Steve

As Karl keeps talking you can hear Steves defeated tone

>>tfw steve is now a beta bux swinging his big wallet around and painting the town red in hollywood

you dumb faggot

don't remember any like that

>Have you got a ruler?

>Cue Ricky's laugh

admit it you'd kill to be him right now

>karl still hasn't recorded an audiobook
>you will never have access to tens of hours of footage of his travels that aren't cut to shreds and edited the fuck down with stupid music

>Jeans, Silk waistcoat and that blazer

MECHANT, AT LEAST MY MUM STILL DONT DRESS ME

Calm down there Dickers

RODNEY YOU PLONKER

>youtube.com/watch?v=FpHbUIrJUTQ&list=LLWA7bK1KtEPlRfmqqoU6IWw&index=1
>This is like deal no deal

DON'T CALL ME A PLONKER YOU FUCKING WANKER

YA BILSCH

turns out, little monkey fella

Monkey starts backing out with the gun and the money.

Was this the darkest monkey news

Reminder that Karl is the most intelligent out of all three of them and only appears not to be because he doesn't care about posturing as an intellectual that Steve and Ricky do and because he has a relatively straightforward, down to earth worldview.

Turns out it was a load of other monkey's...from the rough bit

Not all monkeys

Stop talking shit, Karl.

Ship so big it 'ad like rough areas.

Check out the "Guides too..." if you havent listened

The Religion of Peace™ at it again!

>It's a fifteen Taiwan episode.

It's a bit sad innit.

>mfw Steve and Ricky are just too retarded to understand his accent and colloquialisms half the time
>He says a plate holds cold so can be used like frozen peas
>LMAO WHAT'S OLD COLD OLD COLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Ricky and Steve of all people taking the piss out of accents and misuse of terms like monkey to refer to gorilla when Ricky constantly uses mentalist incorrectly and Steve sounds like a fucking farmer

t. Mancunian

>Ricky has a bachelors of philosophy
>Thinks hes smart

ah hes the literal tips guy

>The bit where he's describing the scenario, and strawmanning as an African, and his response to his own strawman is clear anger and frustration
>NO, YOWR NAWT 'AVIN' A BLOODY SANDWHICH!!!

What's the best Monkey News and why is it the bike race

>OH YEAH, COULDN'T QUITE SEE THE CYCLIST?

>It's a someone tells a story on the podcast and the rest of them pretend they've never heard it even though it's been told before on the radio show episode.

Oh wait thats pretty much all of them.

People do that IRL all the time for new listeners because they think the story is good. They play along.

>it's a Steve hoohoos episode

>knob'ead

>and you were having trouble cause his glasses kept slipping off so Lucy pushed his glasses up his nose but the glasses touched his eyes. Do you remember that?
>eeeeeeehm... yeah...

Fair play on Steve, but I actually like the way Ricky uses Mentalist, and his use of mong as well.

reassure me Gervaises career is dead pls

Was just listening to the rockbusters where the answer is Pixies

>You came up with it but you don't remember?
>I know, it's mad
>No, it's incompetent

>you will never have access to the lost early XFM shows that probably still exist in a Capital vault somewhere

>it's a Karl forgets a fake story was supposed to happen to his dad and not him episode

Steve merchant is insufferable , ricky is a cunt but he seems to revel in it which kinda makes him endearing and funny but steve is a spiteful virtue-signaling beta hiding behind a pleasant voice , his cuntness is subtle at first but the more i listened to him the more i hated him.
Epitome of not being able to handle the banter

>it's a Ricky makes fun of how Karl says bulb
>bUHlb

>not getting the joke

he is right though

>alright so this little hairy fellow right...
>ABSOLUTE DRIVEL PLAY A RECORD
>LET HIM FINISH

Most annoying moment?

I think when Karl was making a perfectly sensibly argument that you can get bored of anything if you are around it all the time. Then Ricky goes on about a piece of art on his wall that he will NEVER EVER get bored of because it's so amazing, utter bullshit. But he kept with it.

I didn't really like the episode after they lost some award and they were slagging off Karl the whole time.

>people not understanding they play exaggerated characters of themselves
>people not understanding banter
it would be boring if they just agreed with each other all the time.

>Commiserations on not winning a Sony. I can't believe you didn't win. I mean, apart from your show's obvious lack of quality and effort; having a monkey for a producer; offering the biggest load of tat as competition prizes; saying 'Hairy Chinese Kid' 48 times every show; Rockbusters; not bothering to turn up for weeks on end; only having three listeners; introducing the comedy characters Camp David, Ho-Lee Fuk, Stephen Merchant; apart from insulting every race, religion, sexual orientation; bickering like schoolgirls; and despite the fact you genuinely bring misery into the lives of anyone who listens, I thought you were surefire winners. Better luck next year.

>it's a "karl pokes a little fun at steve for once and steve can't handle the banter and gets hyper-defensive" episode

>it's a "ricky gives out karl's home phone number live on radio because he skipped a day of work" episode

>it's a "ricky gives out karl's home phone number live on radio because he skipped a day of work" episode
I'm sure all three of their listeners tried to prank Karl

>Karl talks complete sense
Said no one ever.

Did Steves parents live on Cockmouth street?

Gay's road

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I never liked these comps so much because each individual episode has its own sort of atmosphere that is lost if you just cut bits and pieces.

These XFM threads are so comfy. Thanks Sup Forums

The two poncey students that were doing wacky stunts for some reason. One of them said he liked cheesy 80s disco, which really made me hate him for some reason.

>it's a "Stephen tells Ricky to shut up and let Karl finish episode"

>it's a Ricky is wrong about the lighthouse man and Karl goes mental because he was right episode

>It's a "You can't slander the dead" episode

>it's a Forrest Gump in a wheelie bin episode

>it's a Karl is muscly and has an arm wrestle with a down's syndrome lad who can't have chinese food episode

>it's a karl's rockbusters gets answered almost instantly and yet Ricky still gets pissed over how esoteric the answer was episode

Them blokes who cut hair, they're sick of going to the park, so they're gonna go to the beach for a change. [BS]

>Barber's Try Sand, Barbra Streisand, innit?

play a record

...

>it's a Ricky's laugh blows out my speakers again episode

>"that should be interesting for meatballs"
>mfw

>the Jamaican fella might have screamed this on the Titanic

>it's a Karl pitches a movie which turns out to be a bisexual love film with Clive Owen and Rebecca De Mornay episode

That's every episode

you got your arrows the wrong way round

>mfw mancunians get laughed at for their accents when we actually pronounce words how they're supposed to sound, not adding in bullshit letters that aren't there
it's a fucking bath not a bahth, or barth.
southern cunts

Cancer fundraiser.

esoteric????????

idk man first word that i thought of.

What I would fucking give to listen to Karl's first interaction with Ricky and Steve.

>it's a Karl gets to do Rockbusters again even though Ricky said it was finished last time episode

youtube.com/watch?v=pxk1Q6fWrg4

Why not? African never do anything useful.

>Africans, do we need em?

I'd feel better at least knowing that they existed. It's scarier to think that they were deleted. But really there's probably not a lot of karl on them. Even in the early XFM shoes that we have, karl barely had any air time in the first ones. So it was probably even less before that.

yay pudding

>tfw mancunian
>tfw literally can't hear the difference between tong and tongue

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

>'e 'ad a 'orse in the house...dunno, musta nicked it from somewhere

I wish I can go back in time and listen to that for the first time

>tfw mancunian
>tfw didn't know there was supposed to be a difference
still the best city in the UK

>mfw mancs itt

go to bed Ricky

I used to work for the council in Stockport, and let me tell you, none of the council estate stories Karl tells are made up or even surprising.

The shit people get up to and keep in their council houses they aren't supposed to have is fucking hilarious. We had one guy bring us in for a bedroom tax inspection and his reasoning was that he'd turned the biggest bedroom into an aviary so it didn't count. I'm not kidding, he'd just replaced the door with a caged door, filled the room with perches and slapped like ten African Grey parrots in there. All of them were angry.

I'm new to all this but I'm loving it so far
One question is where the fuck does Karl come from?
Did he just show up one day, or does he have a background in comedy or what

"Why's the chicken orange in Chinatown?"

>bedroom tax inspection

He's an intelligent man but one with no education from a poor background who caught a break helping out with hospital radio and worked his way up to radio producer. He's not a comedian, just a man from Manchester with a creative mind but no fucking common sense or desire to challenge the incredibly flawed knowledge of the world he has and derives everything else from.

He also likes monkeys.