Be military burger in Germany

>Be military burger in Germany
>wife gets a job
>has to obey German labor laws
>law apparently says she can't decide to quit one day and stop coming in, she must give her employer THREE MONTHS advance notice
>told this law is there to protect employees somehow
>protects employees by forcing them to work against their will

Explain, krauts.

We have the same kind of law in France, but we also have a way to bypass it. This is what you get for going to Autistan.

Howd you obtain that childhood pic of merkel!?

It's usually just one month, it also works the other way around, they can't just fire you.

And what do they do if you just stop showing up for work? Fire you?

You can always visit your family physician Doc Holliday.

Its usually more that they give a three month notice before firing you. Unless you steal or vandalize of course.
I've walked out on a job before, so did many people I know. Same day, no problem. If you are a doctor or something similar it's different. What people who do get into those situation do? Go to the doc tell him and play sick for three months and still get paid.

> Go to the doc tell him and play sick for three months and still get paid.

This. German doctors will sign you off for 2 weeks for a papercut.

thats why germans are one of the most efficient race in the world famalam.

>You're going to be fired.....in 3 months
>Please don't shit on my sausages

I don't even get it man

They don't contemplate the possibility of breaking the law. Why would anyone would do that? I mean they alredy told you you can't do it.

Its much nicer than that: "We are sorry but you are going to be let go, you can stay on for three months while you look at a new job and dont have to lose half your savings."

That's what you get in socialist countries, stability and well behaved citizens that dont act like fucking monkeys like you seem to do in the US. And guess what? Companies like BMW, Shell etc still make insane amounts of profit. You would almost think everybody is better off?

Why did you go to Germany

>citizens that don't act like fucking monkeys
13% black population and the birth place of gangster rap. European models do not apply to us, faggots. Social welfare does not scale with dissent. Sweden is learning this much faster than would have been anticipated.

They can ask you to leave right away, but they still have to pay you 12 week wages

Uncle Sam made me

They can get monetary compensation from you

she could make an arrangement with her employer
if both parties agree to break the work contract that OK
she should talk to the HR

they'd have to go in front of a tribunal
that costs money to both parties

Can't you just show up stoned and play minecraft all day?

Do the locals like you?
I had a cousin that was stationed at S. Korea and the locals hated them.

Just fly by night if they won't let her quit.
What are they going to do, call Interpol?

Sounds like a pretty good law desu

If you're important and rich enough they'll sue you for breach of contract.

This mostly only happens in sports, where long term contracts and overpaid morons meet.

Over here in Quebec if you are fired, your employer must gives you either 2 weeks advanced notice, or 2 weeks pay.

If you quit a job, you don't need to give ANY advanced notice, but it's looked down upon to do so and you probably won't get a good reference from the job you quit if you do so. Generally speaking it's considered polite to give 2 weeks advanced notice. More if you would be required to provide training for your replacement. But again, it's not an obligation.

There is nothing to be proud of. It pisses me off that I can't quit my job whenever I want. If I were an employer it would probably piss me off that I cannot fire an employee whenever I want. The state should never meddle into the job market. That's why we have so much unemployment and why younger persons without experience cannot find a job : because employers are reluctant to hire new persons if they aren't 100% sure they'll keep them. Face it, socialism is bullshit, and the success of the american economy compared to our failing ones is another proof of this.

Unions are demonized around here for similar reasons. Employers don't like listening to some union head tell them how to run their company. Employees don't like effectively having two bosses that can fuck with your job.

We have a system where the government will give you some living money if you are freshly unemployed.

At my last kitchen job the owner always played hell hiring new people. Every time a new position opened up, there was always at least one lazy nig newbie who either got fired or quit the next day.

Gotta keep that unemployment money coming in homie.