Why don't YOU have a sugarmommy yet?

Why don't YOU have a sugarmommy yet?

Don't you want a MILF to pay for all your things?

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because most of them don't look like kate

Why do I know that guy?

It's your brother.

Sorry you didn't make the cut, user.

dat nigga from green room hittin that? fuck im better looking than him. i had a shot

>look mom i posted it again

>image.jpg


is this the fucking retard bridget reegan poster?

Cause I'm not tall

he only 6'1 nigga

How do you even start trying to get a Hollywood gal like that? Do you just trawl bars and hope to get lucky and find some when they're drunk?

Or maybe she is just friends with his mom. Just imagine growing up with her next door teasing you every day until you were old enough where she could legally get her claws into you. fug

He was Anatole in the BBC War and Peace, and he was apparently in Green Room as well.

Their just filming a movie user.

Im gonna go ahead and say some kind of fitness class

I assume someone like her has a personal trainer and her own gym though

It doesnt work like that. Wealth is generally a sliding scale. Her PT probably has a bunch of celebs we trains, and may do it in a group. This is especially true for shit like yoga.

I agree. gotta be some kinda yoga or fitness coach & you might have a chance

Wish i was rich tbqh m8

i can tell that guy has a big dick just by looking him

i wish i had a big dick

mines small

>Or maybe she is just friends with his mom. Just imagine growing up with her next door teasing you every day until you were old enough where she could legally get her claws into you. fug
Reminder that EVERY person you meet judges you sexually. Everyone who sees you, even for a fraction of a second in a quick glance, has their opinion on your sexual attractiveness. No matter how old they are or where they're from. All of your mom's friends have decided whether they'd do you or not.

How small?

>All of your mom's friends have decided whether they'd do you or not.

FUCK YOU DONT YOU THINK I WANT ONE?!

Here gaze upon his semi famous dick for yourself and judge.

>celebpenis.tumblr.com/post/101254264690/callum-turner-doing-a-full-frontal-nude-scene

you can actually somehow tell that this guy has an enormous wangola

I wonder how this makes Lily Mo feel

hey its me ur brother.

>make fake Tinder profile with some friends while drunk
>use a picture of me when I was 8 but I somehow look quite mature
>set the profile's age at 18
>match age rate 40+
>get a surprisingly high amount of matches
>half of them contain stuff like "wanna have a new mommy for a night?" "do you think I fuck better than your real mom?" "I need you to come and call me mommy while you eat me out with your baby tongue" and "are you a virgin? Do you want mommy to take your virginity?"

my friends mom asked me if she could massage me when she was studying massaging

then i was like i dunno

shes like "it wont be sexual or anything"

i was like umm

i didnt do it cause i didnt wanna ruin my friendship but now i dont talk to that guy so id fuck her

>being some boytoy

Smh

all of your teachers since you were about 12 too
the ones in college actually came up with possible scenarios

>that one drama teacher who i had a minor thing with and winked at in class and shed start to giggle

i was too stupid/unconfident to go for it

captcha: naive

>tfw look pretty youthful
>instantly makes me a milf magnet whenever in bars and pubs

it's a weird feel
but the milf thirst for young dick is real, good idea on a wider tinder age range tho fàm

>leave school
>like 3 years later at a bar and teachers are there having a party
>fuck yall faggot teachers
>hot PE teacher lady is there, sup hot teacher lady
>grabs my ass
>tells me she got a tattoo and it was a mistake liker her 2 sons
>im too retarded to fuck her

im just basically retarded

>tfw she's the same age as her mom's bf

Fucking hell, imagine how uncomfortable that must be.

Is there anyone here who has a stepparent who's closer in age to them than to their parent?

I'm 5'3

lol fempedos

based

I had a sugarmomma for a weekend recently. Free drinks and sex for a couple of days.

Basically I was an escort for a woman I met off twitter

lmao kys manlet

No cavities. Good for her.

Same reason I've never kissed anybody or have dated anybody or have had sex with anybody. I'm undesirable. At 22 it's statistically impossible I'll ever get to feel and give intimacy.

And all it cost you was herpes!

one day youll learn theres no such thing as a free lunch

How normal is this? I'm in my 20s and have never had any teeth trouble whatsoever. I thought this was normal but everyone I know has cavities or something else.

Its just dumb luck senpai, I'm the same as you and I've eaten just as much junk food as any other person

Although perhaps other people don't brush their teeth? That's all I can think of that would make a difference

no need to make stuff up to make yourself feel better, user. if it's any consolation, my life still sucks other than the occasional episode like this one.

>fuck a whore who fucks guys she meets off the net
>she isnt carrying herpes

youre dumb

keep it up though maybe youll get HIV and breed yourself out of the pool

When I was 10 I had a terrible ear infection. It was so painful i couldn't sleep at night. So my doctor prescribe a strong medicine that had to take orally. That was when my troubles really started. The medicine had weakened my enamel.

I had a series of cavities. I have to take extra precaution now when I floss and brush.

>ywn service her soles

>That guy

it's not too late to change your hikkikomori ways.

that sucks man

I want a massage :(

Diet
Depth of crevice in center of teeth
Enamel
2/3 of these are luck, but not brushing/flossing and sipping soda all day can wreck your shit too.

He played the drummer in Green Room. Don't think he's been in anything else really

*the vocalist

I'm 26 now and every woman I've ever dated was over 30. Most of them were hot IMO but there's still something weird about it

I think it's a combination of having a boyish face and being a beta

>All of your mom's friends have decided whether they'd do you or not.
>my mom's one friend whom i've had a crush on since as long as i can remember
>she's twice my age and STILL hasn't settled down at 50
>all i want to do is make her my wife

FUCK

...

It's because there's both a dominance and a maternal thing in it for them.

>im better looking than him

i doubt it, he models for burberry

Nope, she's almost a decade younger

>swn drink your blood
;_;

the fuck is going on in america

The guy in the pic isn't her bf. Her real bf is 20 but still anonymous.

He's older than 90% of you faggots

...

>tfw my fangs are much bigger than that
My teeth are fine except for those four giant pointy things. I have no trouble with them and I'll never get rid of 'em, but they are weird as hell.

Also, people asking me if I'm a vampire stopped being funny a long time ago.

come thru its lit

Oh god yes

We often forget about the humanity of our teachers. We've all probably had an elementary school teacher who liked dicks in her/his ass.

I had a hot teacher who used to yell at me all the time put me on detention just me and her then she closed the doors and started playing piano (it was a music room)

She bent over infront of me to pick up some 'litter' and then yelled at me when the wind blew the door open asking if i'd opened it

Altogether it was weird. Who plays music to a student on detention?

I'm a teacher. I can confirm that we have humanity.

LIES

What do you teach?

You fucked up dude. You could've had that so easy. Done weird shit even she would never tell anyone about; even late at night when she thinks secrets are secrets.

history and geography. its only my first year

i had a rotten tooth from lack of brushing, mouth breathing while sleeping, and soda will do that

i was in year 7 or 8 i barely knew what pussy was

Do you have aspergers?

It's about your posts or anything. It's just that every geography teacher I've ever met was genuinely autistic.

>that one teacher who left my HS before the end of her first year there brcause the class found out her bf she told us about was made up
I wish I had talked to her more. I googled her and all I found was an FB page with 5 friends and some old webpage from when she was a teen about her really liking horses and sci fi movies.

I shouldn't be a geography teacher, I have no real qualifications for it, they sort of just tossed it on me. I literally just use the previous teacher's materials

Living the dream.

I think fangs are cute
well on grills anyway can't speak for guys

it's something I'd imagine grills would like though

Most really like it.

>Don't you want a MILF to pay for all your things?

Thats my dream

>all of them decided they wouldn't

whats Sup Forumss average age? im 26 out of college and working a big boy job... starting to feel aged out on this site.

probably fucks both of them

There are 30 and 40 year olds here. You're literally here forever.

my use has gone down quite alot since college and working 40 hours. This place doesnt really mean much when you have a life. Ive just been one here since ptp is down to see if anything leaks.

cool life bro

No fämämäm

Kinda sound like a spaz too
>fuck yall faggot teachers
you sound like the type who says "dude that's so gay!" As an insult.

everyone does you precious snowflake

>your professor(s) masturbated to the thought of putting it in your tight butthole

Oh I'm trying alright

>the ones in college actually came up with possible scenarios
You have female professors?
What are you some kind of art\s major?

i had a few in law. flirty ladies