TWD: Shane

Hey, Rick

Le masqueuesomthin

lemmeteyusum

No sir I am certainly not that person who you wish to conversate with at the time present.

If you are willing, if being that your patience is not entirely withheld after being so caustically tested, then I should be able to affirmatively pinpoint and readily soon access the location of the man of whom you so ardently are seeking.

ey reck
*reb hod*
m'askusomeh

ey ruck
*robs hud*
mash gu suggin?

masgyusomthen

tell ya hwat

Ay Rib

Murgussurgus

huh ruh,

*ruh huh*

muh yuh suh

Hey Rick
*points at map*
Massachusetts

...

Hey, head
*rubs rick*
ask me a question

Hey Rick
*Rubs mouth*
Masticators

how can one man produce so much sweat

ey rick
*sniffs*
m'ask u summin
*rubs head*
who u think took care of lori an coral while u wuz gon mayn?
*squints into the distance*
ey u know what?
*smirks briefly*
ey man I'm glad u back an all but...
*rubs head frantically*
thangs ain't how dey used to be mayn
*mows rick's lawn*
ey lemme tell u summin
*rubs rick's head*
EY LISTEN TO ME MAYN

>*rubs rick's head*
>EY LISTEN TO ME MAYN

>mows ricks lawn

fuckin lost it

you shut the FUCK up Shane I am so sick of your BULLSHIT this is YOU NOT MEHHH

how you gon survive mane?

If Lori had died before Rick woke up, he and Shane would still be leading the group.

if Shane had bothered to mask the right questions then they would all still be alive. even t-dog

>even t-dog

*leans into the thread*
WELL HOLY SHIT
LOOK AT THIS

Hi, Shane isn't it? I'm Negan and I do not appreciate you maskin me somethin

*Points gun at Shane*
Want me to ask it? Right here.

What do you think I am doing Lorry?

I am fixing stuff, you know thangs like this fence here to protect you and Coral

Doing thangs like that, Hershel might take us in.

ey negan and dwight
*holds lucille*
mask you summin
*rubs dwight's burn*
rick isn't built for this world
*bites dwight's crotch*
i'll do anyTHANG to keep mah baby and corol safe mayn
"bashes glenns head*
EY LISTEN TO ME NEGAN AND DWIGHT MAYNE

i have no idea why im laughing so hard

ayorikleemeashkusummin

HUGE finale spoilers

Hey Rick

Le Masked Man, Son

>by the beard of Negan! It's him- the Maskusketta Man!

quick on the uptake as ever, eh Sup Forums?
I mean, shane's only been dead since season 2

bout time for a reboot

buıɥʇǝɯos noʎ ʞsɐ ǝɯ ʇǝן

ey rick
*does a backflip*
i fucked lowri

Rick.
RICK!
do you you feel it?
the tip, Rick.
you feel it?

I would have taken to butt-stroking Shane every time he spoke from about episode four. And feeding his lips or tounge to a walker for lulz.

I love this meme.

*teleports behind you*
*replaces backflip with gernade*
*teleports back*
>"Ask this. Heh heh, nothing personnel kid."

Hello, Richard. I'd like to ask you a question.

absolute fucking gold

ey der reg
*rub*
magewshumbin

HAHAHA YOU GUYS TYPE LIKE CHARACTER TALKS! XDXDXD

EPIC MAYMAY GUISE!

lurk moar newbitch

Part of me wishes that Shane actually left the group on his own, like he said he was going to do earlier in season 2.

Then he could have returned later in the show with other groups and whatnot, would have been interesting.

*yells at thread on Sup Forums*

did every man in the series feed her a lot of their semen. why she so fat

>that fat bulging out of her jeans

I wana lick Tara's eye bags

...

Nice to see someone saved my OC.

Its very useful

Not bad, but I can tell that you are not from the deep south.

shave has amazing thick hair and hairline. makes me jelly

lmao

Is Tara the most unbelievable survivor in the history of zombie media?

for you