Polish language

Is learning Polish before immigrating to Poland gonna double my chance of getting a Polish qt to mate? How long would it take me? I personally can underatand only about 40% of it given my mother tongue.

Anyone?

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шoб нe cкyчнo былo кoгдa клyбникy coбиpaeшь?

Cъeбaл oтcюдa, хoхoл eбaнный!

a пo-мoeмy cъeбyeшь ты

learn polish anyways if you want to come here you lil shite

Just move there and learn that way, its easiest way for another Slav, but i doubt you will learn to speak without mistakes very fast, people will always be able to tell that you are foreigners, Eastern Slavs have different accent.

I'm going there to fuck their stupid women and get free stuff, not fake being one of them.

*blocks your path*

Procedes sucking off his majesty, king of Poland.

>I'm going there to fuck their stupid women
I think we both know it works the other way around

Are you implying they will fuck me with their straps on?

Why would you go from Ukraine to Poland if you just want to fuck women?

Arr rook same

In case you overlooked it, I mentioned free stuff as well.

kek'd desu

poor bait

>implying you won't be looked down upon at every step

XDDDD, ukrs in Poland have worse opinion than poles in UK, good luck with anything at all

Will I get respect for trying to suck each and every pole's dick?

Don't treat me with disdain, I love Poland.

...yes.

Yes, while wearing hussar wings. Femdom with prostitutes cosplaying as hussars is a very popular kink here.