This is the england captain and he is earning 300k a week at united

>this is the england captain and he is earning 300k a week at united

Who will even take him on anything close to those wages

MIRIN DEM PUFFY NIPPLEZ DO

>tfw same body type as England captain

Really shows how low the teams standards are.

If we could somehow get the information regarding the costs of his hair transplant surgeries, we would be able to divide that total amount by the number of healthy follicles he has.

He's gonna get so fat when he retires

where did he get his hair transplant? the black market?

Lebron's looks just as bad. Wayne just needs to shave his head.

i was literally just about to make this thread.

with same caption and everything.

kek

I'm kinda impressed that he still manages to last 90 mins desu.

>tfw he captains us at the WC next year

Probably still in better shape than 85% of people here

We're not paid 300K to be athletes though.

He 'supposedly' trains everyday during the season and looks like that.

It's hard to understand this. He has access to top trainers and top dietists whenever he wants, and he has that body?

you may not like it but this is what peak etc

Major League Soccer

no chance
he's too ugly and uncharismatic to sell jerseys like beckham, he's too bad and slow to actually perform like giovinco, and he isn't an american hero like donovan or dempsey

is rooney white?

>English genetics

Your country was founded by men with English genetics

he looks like a fucking legend, if you ask me. he is the greatest england player of all time and he even has the hair line to prove it. he is enjoying life after killing the epl for the last decade. eat a dick, haters. not even a manure customer either.

but pioneered by kikes and niggers.

and there's been no change since, correct?

>rooney
>english

hair looks good though

>trump
>english