Why haven't you converted to Judaism yet?

Why haven't you converted to Judaism yet?

Soon.

I would if you get a guaranteed cumslut like Brie

I'm 1% sephardi jew, does that count?

They're waiting for you.

I'm too brown and they are kind of racist.

I actually tried to get bar mitzvah'd when I was 13 and the rabbi wanted to prick my penis and suck on it and I was like "wtf homo much?" plus I was already circumcized so we went to another temple, one ran by a lesbian rabbi and she was like "you goyim fucks aren't even jewish! begone!"

I like spending my money :'(

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>your face will never be her sandal

i like my foreskin on my penis not in face cream

I intend to marry in ;)

why even live

>implying hebrews regard non-ethnic jews as their equals

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Hitler wanted to exterminate THIS?

>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

user WANT MILKY

>and so will asia

kek, Asia is the last bastion of acceptable xenophobia

oh. my. god.

Being that im not a true Jew i will probably be a peeon in Heaven

So never, plus God doesn't exist

I value my humanity, user.

>in the next 50 years isreal will still be jewish

in the next 50 years isreal will be a smoldering wasteland, if this is a just world.

im jewish so its against my religion

I have a foreskin but that doesn't stop sexy Jewesses getting on your dick

they're waiting for the Mohel to slice off my foreskin. no thanks, Moische, i'm keeping the end of my dick! give my regards to the fucking angel of death!

pls post more ;_;

Because most Jewesses shave and wax nowadays.

Can I convert, but still continue eating pork?