Barb Palv edition
/brit/
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barb a CUTE
HE SAY U A BRADE RUNNA
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>he didn't have a local paki shop where bossman let you get away with the cans and fags despite you being a baby-faced 15 year old
Oh my days
Literally turned 18 today and have been getting served in the offie for cigs and booze since i was 15 get your life in order you freaks
actually cant believe how many runts in the last thread fell for the shitty 25 drinking age bait HOWLING
>A
he doesn't say this
How come my Polish neighbour who is a welder and can barely speak English gets to have a lovely wife and two children and I don't?
Am I a dead end and he the future of this country? This is all a sick joke. It makes me consider of the ol' cide.
where was this? need to get him locked up
degenerates
Just one more year until I can pass the 25 challenge and get my mitts on some of that alcohol stuff
Barb
cryptos aren't a substitute for real currency
Getting a so called mature hairline
Better be all it is or an ol cide will be on the cards I reckon
>giving money to them
dont do this
me n the lads at pres before heading out x
>18
fuck off kid
ah yes the irish
>30
>still get ID'd if I shave
dont need to pretend lad, a friendof /brit/ is a friend of mine you ugly fucker
stop acting like a virgin freak and maybe you'll have a family one day
had enough. bye.
fuck off you rude cunt i dont like u anymore
My brain understands that this girl is “hot”, but she’s just so generically “hot” looking it does nothing for my willy.
She’s boring to look at, really.
meat should be illegal
thoughts?
stop being a weirdo
your polish neighbour doesnt sit on here all day shitposting
can't stop pooing
alright I'm going to bed then.
can't start pooing
If you think getting booze and fags is 'getting your life in order' you're a retard
cudn't disagree more desu v few girls lookin like her and certainly well more interesting than the sterotypical
Meating age should be 18 with a 25 age limit.
>he doesn't have a local shop where he can stroll down in the morning in his dressing gown and pyjamas to grab a paper and milk
Too comfy, always good when bossman lets you off when you're 20p short too
pretty priti
night x
ready for work :) 2 hours early
I've had a local since I was 14
You're nothing special
GOVERNMENT
MANDATED
PATRIOTIC
TATTOOS
bender
>Going outside in your dressing gown or pyjamas
You are what's wrong with this country.
sue
youtube.com
who's a priti patel?
Don't read papers and the gf keeps the fridge well stocked.
Haven't been to a shop in three months.
oi cunt redpill me on natural monopolies
youtube.com
lol lads remember this
power nap for an hour
>tfw you were one of the few big lads able to get served so you'd go in the shop for all the lads on a Friday night after school
miss those days
when slags would let you finger them in the park after half a small bottle of glenns vodka
pops owned a connie story and only way i could get friends was by giving all these lil 12 year old runts our booze and fags, i was like the dealer of the year because i had access to all this shit
ah yes I take it you dress up in a three piece like thereportoftheweek before you pop down to your local to buy a paper and a pint of milk?
State of you
Google “hot girl bikini” and you’ll see thousands of clones just like her.
Can’t put my finger on it but I prefer my waifus to look a little more interesting.
police are en route
and fifdy gram amber leaf for only £10
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He was denied a visa three times to come back to the UK after he went back to Pakistan.
He's gone for good
>using brick and mortar shops
>buying physical media
Screeching
shes gorgeous.
To walk 2 minutes to the shop? Fuck off mate
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Don't do it user. Please don't. In a few years time things could be a lot better, I know, I've been where you are. Hold on. It can get better.
some boi si mi gun nozzle and tek wi fi joke
boy ya gwine dead before yuh si mi gun smoke.
bored again lads
just did none look like are barbs
just realised I'm a narcissistic piece of shit
fuck priti patel 2bh
dfid is based
Big man tings
>not separating from the gang with a slag and getting her to suck you off in the playground whilst you charge down a JPS blue
just did a sex wee
mong
Made the mistake of shaving now I can’t pass the 25 challenge for a solid week at least.
top idea
bed now ni
I'm here for a horny pissing session
>fuck priti patel
wouldn't mind that meself hehe
that overbite is makin gme throw up desu
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too soft and squeamish to slit my wrists or stab myself
very annoying
>top idea
>bed now ni
Have finally accepted im a loser
Might do something about it
(Not an ol cide)
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find this music video extremely funny for some reason
clearly AATW didn't spend a lot of time on it
She’s literally just a generic normie “hot girl” clone. You’ve been brainwashed though so don’t take my comments as disparagement, but as enlightenment.
Girlfriend is breaking up with me. Feel terrible. I'm an old cun t too nearly 27
uk.reuters.com
very glad we're being kept safe from these dangerous killing tools
who else going to the 'don this year? might try and sneak into the royal box x
true
If you go outside you put fucking clothes on. If you are going to meet people you also have a shower and put deodorant on. These are the basic rules for human interaction, they're not hard to understand. Runts.
Listen to what the chinese lady has to say la
would love to
just a bit FRIENDLY banter, calm down
>just realised I'm a narcissistic piece of shit
Barbara palvin is extremely generic and also has slight FAS
girls like that twitter girl are unique and cute
>0017.jpg
can I borrow a feeling
2,1
The average Brit
>works 9-5 in an office
>comes home at 6
>pops in a microwave dinner and/or oven chips and eats in front of the TV watching soaps
>goes to bed
>repeat until they get 2 weeks off and goes to some holiday resort in lanzarote
night