What would you have done with a luck potion?

What would you have done with a luck potion?

Successfully kill myself.

lottery
Or get a date with Waifu Luna

OP's mom

>sippy sip luck potion
>pumped up kicks starts playing

fuck it and suck it's dick

cum inside ginny all day without her getting pregnant

>get luck potion
>spoil it before taking it
Fuck me

go to the casino I guess

Brew more luck potions.

fuck a luck dragon

Not create one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Use it on an average looking girl

based pasta user.

put some money into a gambling machine/roulette
played the lottery, for the next month.
asked 2-6 hot women if they wanna fuck
apply for a dream job
take some LSD

kill voldemort

Probably Hermione.

this + get the succ from rowling

"Swan Song" guy, here. While I had removed Ayn Rand's classic "Atlas Shrugged" from the God-Tier list and replaced it with my own personal favourite, another kind user explained to me the significance of leaving it there.

Atlas Shrugged being "god-tier" wasn't the point. The point of that picture was to infuriate as many respondents as possible by listing genuine classics as being either mediocre or just plain bad, while listing controversial selections such as the aforementioned "Atlas Shrugged" as being among the best pieces of literature ever written.

Finally, I realise my mistake and I revert to the original picture when posting in Harry Potter threads, but then I never was that smart.

biggest loophole in the series desu

This.

why didn't voldemort just launch his horcruxes into space?

Rape Malfoy.

I've never heard anyone say anything bad about Don Quixote, so I assume it is worthy of High-Tier if not actual God-Tier. I like to think that some of those selections are genuine just to throw-off people who may too easily catch-on to the ruse.

>controversial selections such as the aforementioned "Atlas Shrugged" as being among the best pieces of literature ever written
>there are only two controversial god-tier books
Ok.

first
post
best
post

seriously

>still seriously reply to this in 2016

Better question is why he didn't drop them in an unplottable cave or in an indestructable box into a the very bottom of the ocean. If I were Rowling and I wanted to make a bullshit answer I would say there are range requirements where after a horcrux passes past a certain range it no longer connects to the others.

There is only one reason I can think of. At some point in his future Voldemort conceived that he may actually want to die by his own hand.

If you killed yourself, I'm sure I could write a novel about it.

Inspire me.

Ok.

Done.

Why didn't Voldemort just kill Harry Potter when he was a baby?

Because this isn't your tumblr space safe or dr who thread, kiddo