Jonathan Kent: It's somethin', innit? One minute in Kansas livin' on a pancake so we come to the mountains. All downhill from here; down to the floodplain, arm at the bottom of the world. I remember one season the water came bad. I couldn't've been twelve. Dad had out the shovels and we went at it all night. We worked 'til I think I fainted, but we managed to stop the water. We saved the farm. Your grandma baked me a cake, said I was a hero. Later that day we found out we blocked the water alright - we sent it upstream. A whole Lange farm washed away. While I ate my hero cake, their horses were drowning. I used to hear them wailing in my sleep.
Clark Kent: Did the nightmares ever stop?
Jonathan Kent: Yeah. When I met your mother. She gave me faith that there's good in this world. She was my world.
I miss you, Son.
Clark Kent: I miss you too, Dad.
Jonathan Kent: It's somethin', innit? One minute in Kansas livin' on a pancake so we come to the mountains...
Marvel cucks, give me one dialogue in MCU as good as this. Protip, you cannot
So after Superman let his dad die for retarded poor reasons the tornado flies PA Kent to the top of Mount everest, Superman knows exactly were to find PA ghost because reasons Kek.
GOOOODBYE HOOOOOOORSEEEES
Yea, marvel tends to not go this far up it's own ass.
>hello my son who is literally a god
>be weak and stupid like me. Don't do anything cause it'll just cause problems, even though you can deal with those problems effortlessly
>ah luv ya son
You're dumb. That whole conversation took place in Clark's head.
So Superman is a litteraly insane person. Got it.
Makes sense now that he is always disgusted when he has to help and save people.
Is this actual dialogue?
Yes.
Costner delivers it well, but holy fuck is it stupid in the context of SUPERMAN
>in MoS humans are compared to the dog
>in BvS humans are the horses
people that like Superman must really hate humanity
>So Superman is a litteraly insane person
Have you never seen a movie dream sequence in your life?
>retarded poor reasons
It was executed poorly but Jonathan was pretty much right. If Clark showed his powers it would have much more lasting and troublesome repercussions than simply saving a man from a tornado.
the movie is about actions having consequences. why does that trigger nu males so badly?
>It's somethin', innit?
Thanks, I read the whole fucking thing in Karl Pilkington's voice asshole
So why did Superman change his tune 10 minutes later when space dad told him the opposite?
Pretty much making PA Kent's death pointless. It actually get stupider the more you think about it.
why do the emasculated but overcompensating children of single mothers jerking off over hyper-idealized depictions of masculinity (read: numales) throw around the term "numale" as an insult?
Also hes superman, he can deal with the consequences.
The point of these movies is Superman is inherently good, despite having parents telling him to don't give a crap about anything else he still decides to be a hero because he is good unlike flawed humans who need a space messiah to be shown the right way.
>hyper-idealized depictions of masculinity
>Also hes superman, he can deal with the consequences.
your post is a pretty clear example of projection, since you want superman to be a power fantasy while i am defending a more flawed interpretation of the character.
>10 minutes later
There's more to trolling than just pretending to e stupid
>I want Superman to be a flawed loser like me!!!
>snyderman isn't a power fantasy
>last hour of bvs is snyderman being a power fantasy
...
>nu-males will never ever understand BvS
Sad, isn't it?
Homme fer: I'd like to punch you in your perfect teeth
Nu-males? lol
Snyder cast good-looking muscular men in his movies and tries to have them shirtless as much as he can. Snyder fans also shitpost with pictures of these men shirtless working out. A lot of Snyder's movies have a lot of homosexual undertones. Closet fags like Snyder if you want a me to spell it out for you.
Snyder has 8 kids.
And not 8 wife's sons. Your hero Chris Evans needs you on twitter to defend against the evil white man. Go there.
> Having a wife and kids means you are not a closet homosexual
>jealous of an alpha-male with 8 kids and a hot wife while you try to comfort your hero Josh Sweden
> alpha-male
Snyder basically made an undercover homosexual movie in 300.
Yeah he's probably an alpha in that he is probably the top and his boyfriend is probably the power bottom
You're still at it? Josh Sweden lost. 1 million dollars down the drain and Hillary still lost. Meanwhile all you can come up with are lies. Sad!
>beta nu-male imitating Trump's style
Woah, betas are so easily impressed by alpha behavior
>beta nu-male
I'm not the beta that lost a million dollars betting on Hillary. That was Marvel.
Joss Whedon has tiny little baby teeth stuck in his giant oversized head. It's kind of gross.
>hero cake
capeshit threads should be a bannable offense
"Does anyone have any orange slices?"
>dying is a power fantasy