I DRANK ANTI-FREEZE TODAY

I DRANK ANTI-FREEZE TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
I FOCUS ON THE PAIN
THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL

The dipstick tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become,
My Swedish friend ?

Everyone I know
Goes away
In the end

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And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

DOUGLAS YANCEY FUNNIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR PENIS?

RIP PAUL

did cars 2 address it at all? only ever saw the first

>McQueen at one point gets really depressed that he lost the race and is basically on a downward slope, drinks a lot of anti-freeze(alcohol analogue) and accidentally hits a smart car off of the road, he stops for a minute contemplating what to do while she screams in agony because her axel snapped in half, but just drives off leaving her
>Mater is exposed as a pedophile as he has been molesting his niece, after the cops come he is chased down the highway, but decides to kill himself when cornered by lighting himself on fire. Mcqueen watches in horror as he is slowly turned into a burned out husk, and his face is still visibly contorted in a gruesome expression.

>the crash was so bad they had to replace every part of McQueen, resulting in McQueen questioning what it means to be himself or even alive.

>A few years after McQueen's replacement operation he discovers that he is not the real McQueen and he is instead a copy. He learns that he was in fact a car in the scrap heap near death and after McQueen's crash he was recruited to double as McQueen due to the real McQueen having been horrible disfigured and crippled. The former scrap car meets the real McQueen who sits in a 24/7 garage surrounded by top tier fed cars who have been working around the clock to influence every part of fake McQueen's life since the operation. All of his memories, his personality, and his mindset are all McQueens. The real McQueen apologizes for having done such a cruel thing to him but pleads with him to win one last race and if it is done the scrap car can have its real memories back and is free to go.

I can't believe I'm jerking off to this.

>Kids crying as well as adults, while McQueen bleeds oil. In his eyes you can see the eternal debate of life and death, and the answer of the final question. "What I am? Why am I here? What's the meaning of life?" The oil deposit start burning, and McQueen scream insanely. He runs agonizingly, lap after lap, like a lifeless fireball made of high thoughts and black smoke. His only thought now is "I'm the car they need, but not the one they deserve".

McQueen has a bunch of parts replaced, and when he comes to he finds that he's a female car. The rest of the movie centers around transgender issues, with the climax being her finding out she was always female and just accidentally had the wrong parts installed at birth. The girl car is supportive throughout the entire ordeal, and Mater is at first apprehensive and angry he's not his best friend anymore, but eventually comes around and apologizes. McQueen tells Mater she loves him, Mater is ecstatic to be even bester buddies, and it closes on a shot of them smiling at each other at a wedding ceremony.

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

What is this thread, is it drugs

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I DUN RECKON I'M LADY CAR TRAPPED IN THIS GOL' DARN PRIVILEGED TOW MAN BODY!

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD

DUDE THAT FEMALE CAR HAS A TATTOO IN ITS BACK LMAO

WHAT A SLUT

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Everyday, I can feel the tires I've lost. The The friends that have been scrapped. Won't stop hurting. You feel it too, don't you?

UNITED NATIONS, THAT'S MY CREATION

YOU CAN TOUCH MY HANDS

AND TOUCH ME EVERYWHEEEEEEERE

UNITED NATIONS, THAT'S MY CREATION
COME ON BARBIE, LET'S GO PARTY!

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