Worldwide RISK

>not doing the biggest risk map possible
Wew laddies, let's do this.
Choose any existing nation.

Games starts with at least 4 players

First for USA

Claming America

Ok then Claming Germany then

claiming somalia

Claiming russia

give straya

Claiming France

Gimme Ireland

Claiming China

I claim Morocco.

NAP like last time?

Claiming Australia

Alliance?

Claiming

Yeah

Sure

This is a lot of players. Good luck OP

>Argentina starting with the falklands
why nikka

Year One.
Wew lads

already taken

Use a trip #
beside your name

Attack Mongolia

INVADE CANADA, FOR THE GLORY OF TRUMP

>already taken
... by who?

Expand into UK

apologies
meant for
Yeah, aussieland is already taken

Annex Poland

Invade Indonesia and Papua New Guinea

Seize back Ireland and move to Scotland

Oh.

Annex Austria, Slovakia and Slovenia

Attack India

k

Ayyy

Invade Gibraltar and Andalusia

nap?
Can i get North Korea?

>version where Argentina owns the falklands
>version where the country colors are all fucked up and weird
You couldn't have possibly picked a worse version of this map

Why isnt my trip working

Sure

Yep
Sure

By Who? Then give me Brazil

The Falklands are rightfully Argentinian

How are the colours fucked up?
You need a code beside the #, a password

straya
take indonesia and papua new guinea

Let Me try again

There.

If I am Brazil then annex Argentina

Somalia

I feel like a retard now.

Fucking huemonkeys I'm gonna kick your ass if you lay a finger on duh wyte wimminz.

OP, I am the only one who claimed Australia

Get it together, use this roll then

Forgot to change name accordingly, but Somalia

The Netherlands

Weren't you the pussy who couldn't OP a game with 8 players?

already taken

never been op for risk

see

Mupdate?

Oh. Fuck that guy though.

make your roll

I think that was templar

Ay m8 fuk u i wasnt gonna work for a bunch of assholes

Claiming Brazil

Also invade belgium

i'm straya fuck off ye cunt

I took Brazil first, get out. OP change me to Brazil and conquer South America.

Nah, I handled a fucking game with 13 of you and it lasted for 3 hours because everyone wanted to form an alliance while I wanted everyone else to die so I could finally play Risk myself.
Fuck them, they're all ungrateful cunts

Another thing wrong with this map:
Jeju Island is part South Korea, not Japan.

Year Two.

Ayy now, you lads can make alliances. Do it.

More people can join.

Fuck it give me Sweden

Attack Canada again you faggot.

>Jeju
>South Korean
They're in the Japanese Sea.
Give me the rest of Britain

straya
fill indonesia m8 fuck these gooks

Fill Mongolia spill into Estonia

Expand in Spain.

Sorry, attack Canada again, thankyou.

Finish Austria, Slovakia and Slovenia. Any spills to Czech

Invade Denmark its a short Distance

Extra spils go to north korea

Take Peru, then spill to Colombia

HA i made old Germany. Now Annex Poland

Alliance, Russia?

Good to note:

Make sure you have a tripcode or a name or I won't count your rolls. Final warning, tbqh.

expand into africa

Attack India

Ayy PALI

Sure

Expand into Spain

Want an alliance Eire?

Wanna be allies ?
Or either have a NAP?

3D pali

We're a bit far away aren't we?

>U.S. and Russia sucking each other's cocks

national socialist russia not putin the cuck

You're just jealous because we're more powerful combined than thou, knight.

Yeah NAP sounds good

Great

I'll help you with those Frogs in southern England.

We Moroccans also have some problems with the French.

Claiming Japan
Invade South Korea.

It begins.
Agreed

What else would the Japanese do anyway, eh?

You are Satan worshipping commie pigs! Death to the unbelievers. Ave Maria!
Enjoy dying, blasphemer.

>Catholics
>Conservative

Not even once.

Well fuck, I'm a knight so how do I even know what communism is, if it hasn't been invented?

Anyone got an example map like OP's but without the lines connecting islands?