>singles only night >blanket night where they set the ac to minus zero >warning signal appears onscreen to notify theres no action coming up, its the beginning of a boring dialogue scene and now is the perfect time to pee or grab snacks
all films should have an intermission for peeing and refilling beverages
I agree about the temp. It should be very cold so I can wear my comfy clothing
Christopher Powell
>minus zero
Juan Diaz
Pay a little extra money and you can go skinny-dipping with fellow theatre-goers in a large pool of popcorn and butter near the front.
Leo Flores
They have that in Switzerland. 10min break to grab a beer.
Camden Rogers
crab legs are free on thursdays
Brandon Martinez
pepsi products instead of coke
Jonathan Campbell
Beat it, pinko.
Samuel Garcia
I hate it when it stops right in the middle of a line of dialogue though. Happens far too often.
Alexander Hall
A better dog park where I can leave my old girl safely. Also extra butter on my popcorn under $5 a squirt would be nice.
Logan Torres
>policies you wish your local would implement No more mandatory showers during the interval.
Ethan James
NEET Night. Only NEETs allowed.
Owen Rogers
How do you enforce that?
Leo Watson
they don't have an actual person doing it? sounds dumb
Luis Cooper
No, I'm pretty sure it's just set to stop at roughly the halfway point. I've even had it stop right in the middle of a word a couple of times.
Brayden Collins
Have them let the cinema know their work/education status prior to the screening. The cinema can check the authenticity themselves. NEETs get free entry, non-NEETS have to pay double and are capped to a smaller number.
Jason Phillips
full body inspection to check for virginity
Bentley Young
>policies you wish your local would implement Masturbation showings. I.E. certain showings where it is okay to whip out cock and masturbate if you want. No cumming on the floor or seats, tho.
David Moore
>No cumming on the floor or seats, tho. what, are you gonna have an employee in charge of watching people jack off?
Easton Harris
absolutely no food
Oh wait, my preferred film theatre already has this rule. No ignoramuses munching on crunchy loud food killing the mood. It's not a normal commercial cinema though.
Daniel Phillips
Just a general rule, like no littering. Just be considerate. I mean, if they happen to see it happening, they can throw you out.
Jonathan Bailey
Not when your mom will do it for free
Jeremiah James
>policies you wish your local would implement Once the lights go down, if you speak at all, use your phone, or have a crying kid, you are immediately taken out back and shot in the head (and your kid, too)
Oliver Rivera
Don't harass the bed bugs.
Leo Gray
complete ban on smartwatches
Gabriel Rogers
why would it be at night?
neet time to go to movies are weekday matinees when school is in, only retirees and neets then I don't know where all the wageslaves are during the day, but they aren't at the movies
Caleb Martinez
>singles only night We don't care about your everyday life. >minus zero Your shit's all retarded >warning signals for ADD kiddies Confirmed baitpost
Aaron Morris
Over 16s only (even in select showings of films with a low age rating)
large groups of rowdy disruptive children can be a problem when the staff refuse to deal with it (i.e. always)
Jaxon Nelson
>I don't know where all the wageslaves are during the day, but they aren't at the movies Wage slaves can work 2nd and 3rd shift, too, dumbfuck.
Luis Gonzalez
You don't love the sound of retards crunching food for the first 15 minutes of a movie? Weird.
Isaac Jones
free black night
once a week let black people in for free, set it up so they can use food stamps at the concession only play movies blacks will like and encourage yelling at the screen
people that like blacks will go, people that don't will know 6/7 days a week there probably wont be any
Ryder Young
>smart watches I didn't know these were still a thing.
>went to see Arrival >2:30 on a Wednesday >only me and two couples in their 50's >start clapping at the end for the bantz >one of guys joins in with a short and polite applause >mfw
Luke Morales
kekd
Ethan Thompson
It's literally your dna, they can and will track you down
Camden Davis
Everyone else is banned so NEETs are free to be left in peace.
Leo White
so a private jizz investigator then?
Angel Garcia
yeah he's a private dick
Kevin King
do you have to give them dna samples when you go watch a kino so they can compare it to the cum left on the floor?
Logan Diaz
>tfw a thread is slowly evolving into anvil/falcon posting
Logan Sanchez
you wish, reddit.
Nolan Stewart
girls can't wear socks, but not allowed in if fat or not pedicured
BBC bull provided to white couples
white girls not allowed to be on birth control
white males have their chastity cage inspected at the door
Liam Turner
I do. It's been too long since there was one of those threads.
Charles Ramirez
yeah, almost 30 seconds
Colton Brown
> he genuinely thought this was going to be funny when he typed it
Owen Flores
Nah. Those threads have always sucked ass. There was never anything funny about them
Samuel Cruz
They were unfunny as fuck.
Jeremiah King
>NEET Night. Only NEETs allowed.
They have that it is called Sensory Friendly Movies and they show them at 1030 am on saturdays
Adam Perez
the will smith/kstew thread went down, no cuck containment
Levi Nelson
What does this even mean?
Landon Kelly
What does that mean?
Asher Clark
delete this
Jeremiah Thomas
Kill me, Pete
Michael Young
He wants epic memes to screencap and post on /r/Sup Forums.
Juan Torres
>What does that mean? since you too tarded to type Sensory Friendly Movies